Alrighty so today me an my bandmates had a rap battle. The bass player had a line that was something along the lines of

"You stupid punk I'm going to destroy you
I kill children and I kill jews!"

And everyone was shocked because the kid is very anti-racist and anti-facist and stuff so the next line I rhymed

"Shut the f[SIZE="2"]uc[/SIZE]k you godd[SIZE="2"]am[/SIZE]n f[SIZE="2"]agg[/SIZE]ot
I should kill you motherf[SIZE="2"]uc[/SIZE]king neo-facist!"

It was the best rap of the battle.

You can rap about killing Jews in a rap battle. Anything goes, regardless of your views on racism and the like.

Since my name rhymes with everything, I usually start with that and go from there. "Yo yo yo, my name is Joe....etc."

Yeah I realize you can rap about anything. Alot of the subject matter was homo-eroticism.

Anyways, it was just surprising.

Me and my friends had a freestyle rap battle at lunch once. I totally pwnt/pwnd them. Straight up. Word.

Ham and cheese hot pockets are better than anything you can buy at a gourmet restaurant.

Gourmet restaurants suck.

[QUOTE=Biscuit_box]but it calms me down so much[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but is it really worth it just to be calm?

[QUOTE=ibanezman575]but its so fu cking delicious...[/QUOTE]

McDonalds? Delicious? Are you out of your fu'cking mind?

I officially hate ska. Almost every ska band has musicians that are 21312 times better than I could ever be. It hurts so good.

[QUOTE=me likes punk]I officially hate ska. Almost every ska band has musicians that are 21312 times better than I could ever be. It hurts so good.[/QUOTE]
If you play guitar you must suck pretty bad at guitar

Ska bass usually sounds good, but in actuality is quite easy to play.

[QUOTE=Flagjacket]If you play guitar you must suck pretty bad at guitar[/QUOTE]

Truth. The only difficult thing is the speed in some ska-punk, but ska-punk sucks, so don't worry about that.

[QUOTE=TakeWarning]Ska bass usually sounds good, but in actuality is quite easy to play.[/QUOTE]
Only half-truth. More traditional ska basslines are very tricky sometimes.

And Sublime is just phenomenal.

I think Sublime is overrated a lot. I dunno any of their bass lines though, I might check that out.

I really enjoy them. Of course they're overrated, but mostly by poser kids who wish they smoked weed, and wear their shirts because they think it's cool.

i like some sublime songs but smoke two joints is kinda overrated for a punk ska song.

I dislike Sublime

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]I dislike Sublime[/QUOTE]
Nick! You weiner! Sublime rules brotha.

Tonight me and 48 of my buddies rented a cheese bus and went to the Phantoms(minor league hockey) game. It was fvcking awesome! I managed to make $100 bucks planning the whole thing.

I find Sublime to be boring. Except for "What I Got", they do nothing for me.

I like Sublime. Hockey is cool too.

[QUOTE=Flagjacket]If you play guitar you must suck pretty bad at guitar[/QUOTE]


I play bass, and after listening to Streetlight I have no more faith in meself.

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh]I find Sublime to be boring. Except for "What I Got", they do nothing for me.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, other than that song I really don't like sublime. And I heard that song for the first time in a long time today, because I was at a friend's house where all the parents listen to is 90's music. I sat in the living room for hours listening to the 90's compilations, recognizing about 95% of the songs.

You know who doesn't suck?

Mojo ****ing Nixon

He is more awesome than awesome

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]You know who doesn't suck?

Mojo ****ing Nixon

He is more awesome than awesome[/QUOTE]

I've heard he's good.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]You know who doesn't suck?

Mojo ****ing Nixon

He is more awesome than awesome[/QUOTE]
We asked for Mojo Nixon they said "he don't work here" I said if you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin"

Yeah, I don't know. I tried listening to Mojo Nixon, and couldn't get into it. Song recomendations?

I repeat that Dead Milkmen quote whenever I go to the record store, because they don't have him.

And the album that got me into him was his album with Jello called Praire Home Invasion. And for a straight up solo album, I strongly recommend !Sock Ray Blue!

Hey guys....

I [I]AM[/I] the walrus :cool:

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh]Hey guys....

I [I]AM[/I] the walrus :cool:[/QUOTE]

No i am.

who is the real walrus?

[QUOTE=D & V]who is the real walrus?[/QUOTE]

Don't listen to that chav :mad: it's obviously me :cool:

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh]Don't listen to that chav :mad: it's obviously me :cool:[/QUOTE]
Ha. chavs.

I'm surprised there isn't an official Milkmen thread.

I am the walrus, and I have a certificate to prove it.

EDIT: See avatar.

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]I'm surprised there isn't an official Milkmen thread.[/QUOTE]
I haven't heard much of the Dead Milkmen. Anyone care to recommend me something?

I like hockey, AND Sublime!

[QUOTE=DaveToopes]I like hockey, AND Sublime![/QUOTE]Ich auch.

[QUOTE=Skidmark Steve]I haven't heard much of the Dead Milkmen. Anyone care to recommend me something?[/QUOTE]

Big Lizard in my backyard is a grat album. I lost it though:angry:

[QUOTE=me likes punk]Big Lizard in my backyard is a grat album. I lost it though:angry:[/QUOTE]

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[url]http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=48447174[/url]

I found this on myspace and felt I had to post it. I dunno, I found it hilarious.

It says the account has been deleted.

[QUOTE=Ghostfire3]It says the account has been deleted.[/QUOTE]

Dayum. It was this really funny chav type guy.