Sputnik Music Forums

Sputnik Music Forums (http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/index.php)
-   Rock & Metal (http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=23)
-   -   repost this if you are a beautiful strong crack whore who don’t need no man (http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?t=588129)

Juddybear 03-29-2011 10:20 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18462549]lol right hand

can't use mouse at the same time

lol nubs[/QUOTE]

never thought of how efficient jerking with the left hand is hahaha

EDIT @ needtopost: did you rub/touch/finger your butthole at all?

NEEDTOPOST 03-29-2011 10:21 PM

i never had such a rapturous experience with my own body before, i was lovin it

this is forreal talk

xMalcolmXx 03-29-2011 10:22 PM

my friend said he fingers his butthole when he jerks off when it was just me and him and we were both drunk one time and i dont think i've talked to him since

NEEDTOPOST 03-29-2011 10:22 PM

lol damn how was he lookin at u when he said it

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18462553]
EDIT @ needtopost: did you rub/touch/finger your butthole at all?[/QUOTE]

nah i would only do that in the shower im too much of a clean freak

adb 03-29-2011 10:23 PM

lol

[QUOTE]my friend said he fingered his butthole when he jerked off when it was just me and him and we were both drunk one time and i dont think i've talked to him since[/QUOTE]

Juddybear 03-29-2011 10:23 PM

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18462557]my friend said he fingers his butthole when he jerks off when it was just me and him and we were both drunk one time and i dont think i've talked to him since[/QUOTE]

looooooooooool

its like i always say, never trust a dude who fingers his butthole

Majesty 03-29-2011 10:23 PM

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18462557]my friend said he fingers his butthole when he jerks off when it was just me and him and we were both drunk one time and i dont think i've talked to him since[/QUOTE]

haha, I have a lot of women order anal beads for their husband. I think I've been desensitized.

xMalcolmXx 03-29-2011 10:24 PM

arent you like a hair stylist or something why would you be selling anal beads in a barbershop

Juddybear 03-29-2011 10:25 PM

[QUOTE=Majesty;18462564]haha, I have a lot of women order anal beads for their husband. I think I've been desensitized.[/QUOTE]

theyre ordering the anal beads for themselves, they just dont want to feel like dirty whores so they say its for hubby

EDIT @ jake: hahahaha

NEEDTOPOST 03-29-2011 10:27 PM

what if there was like a cop who busted anal bead dealers he would like pretedn to wanna buy some anal beads then be like 'freeze u bead bartering bitch!'

Juddybear 03-29-2011 10:28 PM

shut the fuck up

illmitch 03-29-2011 10:29 PM

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18462573]shut the fuck up[/QUOTE]

backed hard

NEEDTOPOST 03-29-2011 10:29 PM

*bags

NEEDTOPOST 03-29-2011 10:30 PM

sorry bout taht, i meant to talk about bags

Juddybear 03-29-2011 10:31 PM

you can tell when i own someone because they just randomly bring up my using lol

EDIT: feels good man

Majesty 03-29-2011 10:31 PM

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18462566]arent you like a hair stylist or something why would you be selling anal beads in a barbershop[/QUOTE]

I'm a cosmetologist, I work in a SALON -- not a barber shop.
I also do independent sales on the side. It's like a tupperware party, but instead of tupperware there's DILDOZ.

Juddybear 03-29-2011 10:32 PM

[QUOTE=Majesty;18462585]I'm a cosmetologist, I work in a SALON -- not a barber shop.
I also do independent sales on the side. It's like a tupperware party, but instead of tupperware there's DILDOZ.[/QUOTE]

i bet youre a freak, aintcha?

illmitch 03-29-2011 10:33 PM

"independent sales" huh

Deth 03-29-2011 10:33 PM

implying what women tell you they're buying things for are truthful

adb 03-29-2011 10:33 PM

[img]http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/image.php?u=302957&dateline=1293603179[/img]

NEEDTOPOST 03-29-2011 10:33 PM

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18462583]you can tell when i own someone because they just randomly bring up my using lol

EDIT: feels good man[/QUOTE]

i dont knwo how to post randomly

blockhead 03-29-2011 10:35 PM

Yeah, this is my shit: U-100s. They're the perfect rigs.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JBiSQ.jpg[/IMG]

My bags always came like this: Wax bag folded over with a stamp sealed in cellophane. stamps I got the most were "knock out" and "gold star".

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yRE9y.jpg[/IMG]

Juddybear 03-29-2011 10:36 PM

my bags say "one life"

blockhead 03-29-2011 10:37 PM

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18462583]you can tell when i own someone because they just randomly bring up my using lol

EDIT: feels good man[/QUOTE]

haha that's exactly the same thing they do to me. i troll the shit out of someone and they're just like "you're a drug addict" it's like duh i know i guess you can't think of any thing else to insult me with.

NEEDTOPOST 03-29-2011 10:39 PM

wow thats awesome

all of this is awemose on this whole page

Deth 03-29-2011 10:39 PM

so being able to maybe make someone mad online has more weight than being an actual drug addict who has to plan their existence around a substance huh

I like both of you, but c'mon

Juddybear 03-29-2011 10:39 PM

yo sam what do you mix your shit up in? ive been using an altoids tin, its awes, shit gets fucking CAKED and i get mad good scrapies

EDIT @ jason: that was hardly what i said

Majesty 03-29-2011 10:40 PM

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18462587]i bet youre a freak, aintcha?[/QUOTE]

No, Im not at all, but the money is really good.
I put an extra thousand in my bank account every month, so hell yeah, I love the adult toy industry.

adb 03-29-2011 10:41 PM

so are you still with tara

blockhead 03-29-2011 10:42 PM

[url]http://tinychat.com/drugtalkwithblockhead[/url]

justin
brent
syd
mitch
jake
emily
jason

get in here


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:16 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.