yeah trevor didn't you read? he has so many numbers that it's actually ab ad thing wtf is he going to do?!

Well I'm assuming you go to bars, right? Most girls at bars are morons, flakes, whores, etc. That's probably why none of your dates really pan out (and this includes clubs, too). It's better to actually pursue someone you like than go to a bar and give out your number to just anyone.

Idk, quality > quantity.

Call the ****ing number I gave him. Seriously, he needs nothing else.

Be sure to dial 7111 as soon as it picks up though.

Paul is smooth and charming with women

at least that's what his posts tell me

i just called

lol

[QUOTE=Shred Danson;17808565]I got a number for Paul to call. This hot bitch is a total slut.

1-218-936-8869[/QUOTE]

lol

good work

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17808562]what's the holiday in the states to make it along weekend? In Ontario it's "Family Day". I'm serious. We have a day off for "Family Day".[/QUOTE]

haha, that's ridiculous.

[QUOTE=The Stig;17808576]I'm a lot better than I used to be. It takes a little bit of gaining confidence. Really, though, in college, if you have any sort of game and confidence, it's easy as crap.[/QUOTE]

I have no doubt.

I could probably be good at it if I tried, I really don't need the baggage of a woman at the moment though.

i have an obnoxious amount of charm irl

i dont get it but it can get me laid on command so w/e

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17808572]i just called

lol[/QUOTE]

Did you get a boner outta it?

yeah i liked the guy's voice

i have charm, too, but i just lack restraint. i say inappropriate things that only you guys would probably find funny.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17808582]yeah i liked the guy's voice

i have charm, too, but i just lack restraint. i say inappropriate things that only you guys would probably find funny.[/QUOTE]

If you really wanna get in good with the ladies, just pull one aside at the bar, push her up against the wall and repeat verbatim:

"I want to f[size=2]u[/size]ck-start your soul".

Also, make sure she is slutty hammered

man i missed you

[QUOTE=The Stig;17808583]I'm not claiming it can get me laid on command like Josh, but yeah...I always used to be way too self-conscious about things, and then this last few months, I realized that if you talk to people and aren't a complete social freak, your lots improve drastically.[/QUOTE]

Yeah.

Josh saying he gets laid on command makes me think of some Ron Jeremy type character.

[img]http://i45.tinypic.com/wiov88.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i45.tinypic.com/2mpy0c2.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i48.tinypic.com/29ma905.jpg[/img]

****, I envy Ron Jeremy's mustache.

There's not much more I can envy about him, since I have a huge wang and get laid ALL THE TIME

im like ron jeremy but nerdier with a smaller dong

if i ever lose my charm ill probably never even touch a girl again

Why would you wanna do that, man, girls have cooties.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17808582]yeah i liked the guy's voice

i have charm, too, but i just lack restraint. i say inappropriate things that only you guys would probably find funny.[/QUOTE]

Haha. I didn't used to be like this but now days that's the way it seems.

Unless a girl is willing to let me put her hair in pig tails and face **** her, or spit in her face and shove my fingers in her nostrils and mouth, I'm not interested tbh.

i live for fishhooking my girlfriend

nothing like seeing Ron Jeremy's bare a[U]s[/U]s right before going to bed

**** life

thought you'd appreciate it adb

[QUOTE=adb;17808621]nothing like seeing Ron Jeremy's bare a[U]s[/U]s right before going to bed

**** life[/QUOTE]

I have to admit i've fallen asleep to his work before.

Think I might go get some stuff to make fajitas tonight.

Never seen anything Ron Jeremy has been in.

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17808627]
Never seen anything Ron Jeremy has been in.[/QUOTE]

fix that asap bro

I only really watch POV stuff anyway.

Who wants to see another dude's face when you're trying to fap.

pov is the best

anyway im going to lay down and sleep. the sun is almost up.

night mx

its six in the morning and im bored as the fukk

11:15 pm

I turned down an invitation to a party tonight

I went uptown and caught a parade earlier

i dont know if it was because i was freezing or what but it wasn't that much fun