dutch guy is still going on about death being preferable to living?

dude is alright but DERPAHERPADERPER

prob cause he's depressed

also what books are you reading?

unless his dad is fingering his butt nightly i dont think life is that bad

heroin, man

i'm re-reading I, Lucifer before the movie comes out. No idea how they're going to pull it off. the book survives on how well written its narration is, plus I can't picture Daniel Craig saying shit like this:

[QUOTE]“I, Lucifer, Fallen Angel, Prince of Darkness, Bringer of Light, Ruler of Hell, Lord of the Flies, Father of Lies, Apostate Supreme, Tempter of Mankind, Old Serpent, Prince of This World, Seducer, Accuser, Tormentor, Blasphemer, and without doubt Best Fuck in the Seen and Unseen Universe (ask Eve, that minx)…”[/QUOTE]

Which is more or less how the book (and thus movie) would have to start to have the right feel.

main goal in life is to play Lucifer in a movie

i cant find that movie on imdb

why can't there be a fucking badass movie about hell

Constantine was ok

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18462379]i cant find that movie on imdb[/QUOTE]

yeah weird the page got deleted, maybe they arent making it anymore

divine intervention

like I mean where it's actually set in Hell, I would watch that shit

I rented Dantes Inferno maybe I'll play it tonight

Read the play "No Exit" Brent.

[QUOTE=Tyler;18462389]Read.[/QUOTE]

you mean for pleasure?

nah

Then go see the play or something.

lol

lol seeing plays

why should i go out and waste my time when i can sit at home and browse internet memes and have a much higher second to lol ratio

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18462355]so, whats good bwos, fill me in on all thats happened in my absence[/QUOTE]

haz left

elder brent left

adb arguments almost nightly

chats up

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[QUOTE=adb;18462382]why can't there be a fucking badass movie about hell

Constantine was ok[/QUOTE]

doom

that is hilarious that you think reading for pleasure is inane too

[QUOTE=illmitch;18462403]lol seeing plays

why should i go out and waste my time when i can sit at home and browse internet memes and have a much higher second to lol ratio[/QUOTE]

this is my official ABR™ (anticipated brent response)

doom was pretty bad but had cool parts

actually both Constantine and Doom had cool parts but were bad

I'm talking about a movie IN HELL. MAKE ONE. SPEND THE DOUGH

from hell

platoon

little nicky

hellraiser

i think there is a tenacious d music vid in hell

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18462414]little nicky[/QUOTE]

was my fave movie when I was 14

was never my fave movie

is sucker punch any good it looks sweet but i wish it was rated r cuz then i could at least hope that there r gonna be boobies