There will be no uprising because Chuck Norris eats babies with uprising on top.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Welcome Griffin, please make yourself at home in my humble nation.

And we are a peaceful nation, leave hardcore be. Just remember guys DUN DUN DUNDUN /BREAKDOWN.[/QUOTE]
Rule (whatever number we stopped at) - All rules will be referred to by only their number, forcing members of this Gnarly Nation to learn all of them.

[QUOTE=ThievesandBastards]We're not minions. We're willful participants.


At least I am.




I'm reserving the right to peacefully secede at any time.[/QUOTE]


My people are NOT my minions. They will all be fed, with rooves over their heads.

I'm thinking capitalism unless someone wants to pitch some awesome idea.

I think we should make a rule against Chuck Norris refrences, he's a fag.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]My people are NOT my minions. They will all be fed, with rooves over their heads.

I'm thinking capitalism unless someone wants to pitch some awesome idea.[/QUOTE]
Communism? or perhaps democratic socialism. Kind of like Sweden.

From now on, Gnar is the only word to be used to describe citizens of Gnar.


Citizens are either Gnar, Very Gnar, Not-So-Gnar, or Gnarholes.


That's my contribution to htis constitution.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Rule 12 - Elitism is still awesome if it's for noobs.[/QUOTE]
:upset:

Chuck Norris is to be worshiped along side Ted Leo as a deity.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]My people are NOT my minions. They will all be fed, with rooves over their heads.

I'm thinking capitalism unless someone wants to pitch some awesome idea.[/QUOTE]
Free exchange of services between all citizens.

[QUOTE=obese_breasts]Chuck Norris is to be worshiped along side Ted Leo as a deity.[/QUOTE]


Go ahead and add whatever rule you want, but if you have to use Chuck Norris replace it with Johnny Hobo. This is punk rock for Christmas sake.

Chuck's a good guy, but I'm not making him god.

I'd like to add a rule again.

Rule - Real punx sing about trains and drugs.

Not God, a god.

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]I'd like to add a rule again.

Rule - Real punx sing about trains and drugs.[/QUOTE]I'm not digging this rule.




And I don't want him to be a god either.

No Gods, No Masters.

I like that.

No Gods, No Masters.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]I think we should make a rule against Chuck Norris refrences, he's a fag.[/QUOTE]

It's a scientifically proven fact that Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, and Steve McQueen > Chuck Norris

Don't forget Patrick Swayze.

I don't think anyone really cares about western actors.


Although, Steve McQueen is the s[SIZE="2"]hit[/SIZE].

I went to the skatepark today for the first time in like 2 years. I'm going to go back too, I think.

I was thinking about learning to skate the local mini ramp. Just for kicks.

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]Don't forget Patrick Swayze.[/QUOTE]

Patrick Stewert > Patric Swayze

Jimmy Stewart > Patrick Stewert

John Stewart>Jimmy Stewart

Jon Stewart > John Stewart



What a game we have on our hands.


[QUOTE=obese_breasts]John Stewart>Jimmy Stewart[/QUOTE]

Beaten but.... I spealt it correctly.

Jon Bon Jovi > Jon Stewart

Johnny Hobo = Jon Stewart

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]Jon Bon Jovi > Jon Stewart[/QUOTE]
LIES! pure LIES!

David Bowie > Jon Bon Jovi

I have yet to hear Johnny Hobo.

David Lee Roth < David Bowie


And listen to Johnny Hobo, damnit.

Send me some Johnny Hobo damnit!

Johnny Cash > all other people called John and everyone else except maybe Bob Dylan

[QUOTE=ThievesandBastards]Send me some Johnny Hobo damnit![/QUOTE]
Soulseek, d00d.

E rock, can I play in the gamee?

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]Soulseek, d00d.[/QUOTE]Parents are scared of P2p d00d.

AIM d00d?

Are we allowed to say d00d in Gnar?

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]E rock, can I play in the gamee?[/QUOTE]

Yes we need more female gnarlites.

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]E rock, can I play in the gamee?[/QUOTE]

Yeah just follow the rules.

[QUOTE=ThievesandBastards]Parents are scared of P2p d00d.

AIM d00d?

Are we allowed to say d00d in Gnar?



Yes we need more female gnarlites.[/QUOTE]
Yes, d00d is kosher in Gnarville.

I'm Joooooooooe1 on AIM, but I'll be leaving soon, so find me tomorrow.

And it isn't gnarlites, it's gnarglets.

What's up with the gnar stuff? PJ?

[QUOTE=Rise Me Up]What's up with the gnar stuff? PJ?[/QUOTE]
No. You're so un-gnar. Emperor Airic of Gnar, and Prime Minister Joe of Gnardom (myself) are taking over with Minister Ethan.

[QUOTE=Rise Me Up]What's up with the gnar stuff? PJ?[/QUOTE]
Erock, What happens to RULE BREAKERS!?!

Did you miss the revolution?

You slept through the mighty upheaval of the fasicst regime?