Everyone should listen to Drive-By Truckers if they like punk and country.

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]Blahhhh. Up the bored punx.[/QUOTE]

oi oi oi

[QUOTE=Rise Me Up]A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a blackman on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter," the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given thecircumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.[/QUOTE]


Ahahah, I had to read that twice. That was great.

[url]http://www.snopes.com/travel/airline/obnoxious.asp[/url]

ive got one:
This piece of string walks into a bar and orders a beer. The barman says to him "sorry mate, we dont serve pieces of string in here, your going to have to find another bar". The piece of string gets the s'hits at this and storms out. He goes out into the street and starts to bash his head on a brick wall,tie himself up in knots, roll around in the dirt and all round mess himself up. A few minutes later, he walks back into the same bar sits down on the stool and asks the same barman for a beer. The barman says to him "arent you the piece of string that came in earlier?" to which the piece of string replies "sorry buddy, im afraid not".

ok, so it didnt happen on an airline, but it is a true story.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Everyone should listen to Drive-By Truckers if they like punk and country.[/QUOTE]
If you like hardcore and country listen to Hammerlock.

By the way guys, I'm still taking this thread over. Ethan and Joe too if they wont to.

We're taking over?

Are you going to Paypal nIck ten bucks to change thread name to AIRIC.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]By the way guys, I'm still taking this thread over. Ethan and Joe too if they wont to.[/QUOTE]

Arik, be quiet u.

Good idea Kevin.

Joe we are taking over if you want in. I'll be writing the new rules soon.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]By the way guys, I'm still taking this thread over. Ethan and Joe too if they wont to.[/QUOTE]
You practically already have "what im listening to now" dont be greedy! you dont need community thread too. Monopolising sonofab'itch

Count me in.

Actually this is the country, WILTN,P is the province.

Joe you're my minister of gnarly. Oi.

Will there be vegetables involved again?

Suhweet.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Joe we are taking over if you want in. I'll be writing the new rules soon.[/QUOTE]

I am in.

Viva La Revolution.

/spanish accent

Is Eric now the MX Emperor?

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Will there be vegetables involved again?[/QUOTE]
No.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Will there be vegetables involved again?[/QUOTE]

No. You will see the new rules soon, just wait.


Also, I declare this thread Land of Gnarly Airic.

I'm president Airic. Joe and Ethan are ministers of Gnarly.

EDIT: Emporer, good call.

I want to have mod powers, but not be succeptable to all the **** mods have to take. does that make any sense?

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]No. You will see the new rules soon, just wait.


Also, I declare this thread Land of Gnarly Airic.

I'm president Airic. Joe and Ethan are ministers of Gnarly.

EDIT: Emporer, good call.[/QUOTE]
Can I be the Prime Minister of Gnarlydom?

Yeah sure.

Righteous.

Hahahahah. The thread title just changed. Awesome.

OMGz I've been overthrown.

at least it wont be another d'ick 'tater ship...(gettit, gettit, 'tater as in potato...vegetable army :naughty: ...f'uck im a dickhead)

Can I be the snitch?

This is cool. Joe what's your AIM?

By the way, my people. I am Emperor Airic, and welcome to my land. I will be posting something concerning this shortly.

d00d, that was teh dumz0rz

Cliche Airguera

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]This is cool. Joe what's your AIM?

By the way, my people. I am Emperor Airic, and welcome to my land. I will be posting something concerning this shortly.[/QUOTE]
Joooooooooe1

[QUOTE=ihatecelebrities]Cliche Airguera[/QUOTE]
Cliche Aguilera.

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]d00d, that was teh dumz0rz[/QUOTE]
:thumb:

ha! now that they have power over this thread, they dont even know what to do with it! You guys are crap dictators, just like fidel :P

Holy sh'it, it's actually happening. Where can I register as a Gnarpublican?

In the room of death and pointy objects, all designed to kill Flagjacket.

It's nicer than it sounds, really.

You guyz are morons and i'm telling on you in the report problem users thread. Arik will be going away for a long time.

Hmmmmm..

I'm wondering where I'm standing in this revolution.

I guess I can't really take a stance seeing as I don't understand the views and concerns of the revolutionary party.

arik can never be banned with us all on his side!

[QUOTE=Snoisrucxe]You guyz are morons and i'm telling on you in the report problem users thread. Arik will be going away for a long time.[/QUOTE]
Is that guy for real? It's hard to tell since he has 77 posts.