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[quote=big80smullet;17006778]Um i actually am a bartender. I dont know if you were intending to be sarcastic or whatever but tbh i know my **** and i get paid v v well for it



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thats pretty disturbing.

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17006778]Um i actually am a bartender. I dont know if you were intending to be sarcastic or whatever but tbh i know my **** and i get paid v v well for it[/QUOTE]

I know that you actually work as a bartender, sir

Rum I've always had a distaste for. My ex brought a bottle last summer in which she got completely wasted off of but I was so disgusted at the taste I couldn't even finish the glass.

Spiced rum I never enjoyed, either. This stuff is what I usually drink when I want hard alcohol:

[url]http://www.refinedvices.com/newsimages/rum/Jameson.jpg[/url]

I almost always drink rum

To me there is nothing that turns me on more than kissing a girl who tastes of cheap rum and ciggarettes :lol:

ok cool masscows we cool bro

Mount Gay and Sailor Jerry's are the nicest Rums ive tried

can't say I like rum that much

do you want liquor or beer, i am unfortunately not much of a wine guy so i cant rec that kinda stuff

why hello there pagebreak

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17006820]do you want liquor or beer, i am unfortunately not much of a wine guy so i cant rec that kinda stuff

why hello there pagebreak[/QUOTE]

gimme all the wine

don't give him all the wine

If you want to get drunk just drink Arbor Mist. It tastes like pure juice and after about 3 bottles you get a buzz!

whiskey is good if u like hard alcohol

hey iarscientists why don't you WINE about it a little moar

hur

arbor mist can get you pretty fukked if you do it right

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17006840]hey iarscientists why don't you WINE about it a little moar[/QUOTE]

whine*

i can't BEER all these terrible puns

If you wanna get ****ed up drink Champagne with a shot of something dropped in it. Seriously the most deadly drink

[QUOTE=big80smullet;17006810]To me there is nothing that turns me on more than kissing a girl who tastes of cheap rum and ciggarettes :lol:

ok cool masscows we cool bro

Mount Gay and Sailor Jerry's are the nicest Rums ive tried[/QUOTE]

oh holy **** do i agree with that last sentence in every possible way. Sailor Jerry's is one of my die hard go to liquors, and mount gay is great

Anyone else hate doing the whole shotgun beer thing? I tried it once and it was pretty stupid.

its fun sometimes, beerbongs are far more krieg.

shotgunning a beer is the best idea when you are trashed. i prefer shotgunning a beer to beerbongs or kegstands

The one time I tried it I was considerably drunk and ended up getting it everywhere.

amateurrrrr

i headwalk over to kegstand and lay down crucial chugs

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;17006909]The one time I tried it I was considerably drunk and ended up getting it everywhere.

amateurrrrr[/QUOTE]

yeah you'll get better, shotgunning competitions are the ****

idk man i can kill a kegstand but it just doesnt appeal to me

i prefer the lion walk

you break edge, a big disgrace
you break edge, i break your face
edge break, face break

you eat meat, a big disgrace
you eat meat, i suck mad dicks
vegan break, face break

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;17006923]you eat meat, a big disgrace
you eat meat, i suck mad dicks
vegan break, face break[/QUOTE]

why do you even try to start conflicts anymore bro =P

red meat is pretty elite