[QUOTE=time bomb]i tried to join the military last year and i had to have a physical, i found it pretty sucky, the doctor wasnt even a military dude and he thought he was king s'hit, he yelled at me for putting my clothes on the ground and for putting his pen down before he asked me too...he was a f'ucking arsehole. Then the ghey son of a bitch made me crawl across the floor wearing nothing but underwear to test whether i was retarded or not. Having ur balls touched in them isnt so bad, cos they do it so quick and in such a clinical manner that its just like them checking any other body part, the wierd part is just having ur pants off in the first place.[/QUOTE]

Sucks when they have cold hands though.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Sucks when they have cold hands though.[/QUOTE]
Truth

[QUOTE=holy_roller99]yes. i have a bad case of schizophrenia.
just to validate i will post a description of my conversation this morning with my other self. :confused: = me :amaze: = other dude
:confused: hello
:amaze: hello

and that was my great conversation with myself.[/QUOTE]
Schizophrenia = Completely different from mutiple personality disorder.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]I need to get a physical, I havent had one in a couple years and itll help my hydrochrondria.[/QUOTE]

Just so you know, it's hyperchondria. Just sayin'

[QUOTE=RIP Ian Curtis]Nah, fine joke man, I'd have made it if someone else said it.

A whole bunch of things, depression and suicide attempts mostly. Also I think I'm bi-polar and possibly ADD.[/QUOTE]

Just don't hang yourself listenin' to the Stooges, kay?

[QUOTE=Unban Me Says Cameo]Just so you know, it's hyperchondria. Just sayin'[/QUOTE]
*hypochondria


I might go to that UK Webcomix Thing in March considering it's actually held at my uni.

The 7th circle of hell is reserved for film critics

The 10th is for people who talk in the cinema.

So I just got back from my physical. I've been violated. :upset:

Happy MLKJ Day everyone.
 

A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a blackman on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter," the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given thecircumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.

/slow clap......picking up to a faster clap.....faster......faster......

is the soulseek room still running?

[QUOTE=Rise Me Up]A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a blackman on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter," the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given thecircumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded.[/QUOTE]Ummmm... Okay?




El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz is way cooler.

Bleh, I liked it.

T'was wonderful, Bradley.

<3 <3

I could see it coming about halfway through.

Glurges piss me off. They are for the small-minded and infantile.

What in the hell is a glurge?

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]I could see it coming about halfway through.[/QUOTE]

I could see YOU cumming about halfway through!!

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]What in the hell is a glurge?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.snopes.com/glurge/glurge.asp[/url]

Glurge = inspirational story.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Glurges piss me off. They are for the small-minded and infantile.[/QUOTE]
I second this.

I am officially giving Crass a second chance.

What's with mods and QC avatars? It's an epidemic.

Who has one besides Nick?

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]What's with mods and QC avatars? It's an epidemic.[/QUOTE]

I started the trend and got a bunch of mods and users into QC.

[QUOTE=ThievesandBastards]Who has one besides Nick?[/QUOTE]

Jom, Damrod, and I0Play0Bass

wow, I didn't know that they were into QC. I like Beaver and Steve one.

I also got Kith to join Comic Nation, which is why I'm e-famous.

Check the Mod Community Thread Griff, lots of webcomic talk has been going on there.

Yeah, so giving Crass a second chance didn't really work.

They still sounded terrible.

I did that a couple weeks ago and wrote a review for RYM about them.

[quote=Crass - Feeding of the 5000]This album consists of 3 things. Bad music, unintelligible lyrics, and random points of silence. The music sounds like a 4 year old got a hold of some musical equipment then ****ed around with it for about half an hour. Everybody tells me that Crass was about the lyrics, not the music. Fine, that's all good and dandy. But what purpose do lyrics serve if you need the ****ing lyric sheet to understand what they are saying. Crass should've just stuck to putting out written literature such as pamphlets and stayed away from trying to make music. They are a horribly overrated band who deserve none of the praise they get.[/quote]

[QUOTE=ThievesandBastards]Yeah, so giving Crass a second chance didn't really work.

They still sounded terrible.[/QUOTE]
Just let them go man, they will eventually find fans.

Yeah they do have excellent lyrics, but I just can't stand it.

I do like "Do They Owe us a Living?" and "Punk is Dead"

That's about all I can stand.


And what's RYM?

[QUOTE=ThievesandBastards]Yeah they do have excellent lyrics, but I just can't stand it.

I do like "Do They Owe us a Living?" and "Punk is Dead"

That's about all I can stand.


And what's RYM?[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.rateyourmusic.com[/url]

It's a rateing, reviewing, and showing off your music collection, kind of website.

My profile has all the albums I own, non-digital and digital added to it. [url]http://www.rateyourmusic.com/~BrainToad[/url]

Well I have a hard time taking your ratings serioiusly seeing Raffi gets 5 and eMOTIVe gets so low.

I like that Black Flag cover.

i like my av-uh-tar :).

OH [I]you[/I] would wouldn't you.

The new Ghost Mice CD is out. I might order it.

[QUOTE=ThievesandBastards]Well I have a hard time taking your ratings serioiusly seeing Raffi gets 5 and eMOTIVe gets so low.

I like that Black Flag cover.[/QUOTE]

ugh, eMOTIVe was such a poor album and they ruined Imagine and Let's Start a War.

Blahhhh. Up the bored punx.