what? :-/

Josh; I'm glad to hear you have a good first day :)

I mean the TV site.

Not your wick twisted thing.

GOOD GAME ZOE :mad:

I WARNED YOU >: [

you are blocked until further notice

K then.

Ill watch hollyoaks instead.

Hey Thread.

Im Gay, Honest.

[QUOTE]ROM MR JIDA JAMES,
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT,
INTERNATIONAL BANK OF BURKINA (IBB),
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.


DEAR PARTNER,

I AM MR. JIDA JAMES, THE BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER AT THE FOREIGN EXCHANGE DEPARTMENT OF INTERNATIONAL BANK OF BURKINA (IBB) OUAGADOUGOU IN BURKINA FASO. WITH DUE RESPECT AND REGARDS, I HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU ON A BUSINESS TRANSACTION THAT WILL BE VERY BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US AT THE END OF THE TRANSACTION..DURING MY INVESTIGATION AND AUDITING IN MY DEPARTMENT, I CAME ACROSS A VERY HUGE SUM OF MONEY BELONGING TO A DECEASED PERSON, A FOREIGNER WHO DIED IN A PLANE CRASH WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY.


THE FUND HAS BEEN IN HIS ACCOUNT WITH THE BANK WITHOUT ANY CLAIM OF THE FUND IN OUR CUSTODY EITHER FROM HIS FAMILY OR RELATION BEFORE OUR DISCOVERY TO THIS DEVELOPMENT.ALTHOUGH PERSONALLY, I KEPT THIS INFORMATION SECRET WITHIN MYSELF TO ENABLE THE WHOLE PLANS AND IDEA BE PROFITABLE AND SUCCESSFUL DURING THE TIME OF EXECUTION. THE AMOUNT INVOLVED IS USD$15.500, 000 (FIFTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS.) MEANWHILE THE WHOLE ARRANGEMENT AND DIRECTIVES NEEDED TO PUT CLAIM OVER THIS FUND AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED WILL BE FORWARD TO YOU UPON YOUR ACCEPTANCE. INFORMATION WILL BE RELEACED TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU INDICATE YOUR INTEREST AND WILLINGNESS TO ASSIST ME AND ALSO BENEFIT YOURSELF TO THIS GREAT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.

IN FACT I COULD HAVE DONE THIS DEAL ALONE BUT BECAUSE OF MY POSITION IN THIS COUNTRY AS A CIVIL SERVANT, WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO OPERATE A FOREIGN ACCOUNT AND WOULD EVENTUALLY RAISE AN EYE BROW ON MY SIDE DURING THE TIME OF TRANSFER BECAUSE I WORK IN THIS BANK. THIS IS THE ACTUAL REASON WHY IT WILL REQUIRE A SECOND PARTY OR FELLOW WHO WILL FORWARD CLAIMS AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE BANK AND ALSO PRESENT A FOREIGN ACCOUNT WHERE HE WILL NEED THE MONEY TO BE TRANSFERRED INTO ON HIS REQUEST AS IT MAY BE, AFTER DUE VERIFICATION AND CLARIFICATION TO DESIGNATED BANK ACCOUNT.

YOU CAN SEE THE WEBSITE BELOW COVERING THE PLANE CRASH BY CNN & BBC NEWS.

[url]http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash[/url]

[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3348109.stm[/url]

I WILL NOT FAIL TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE. ON SMOOTH CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION, YOU WILL BE ENTITLED TO 40% OF THE TOTAL SUM WHILE 60% WILL BE FOR ME. YOU HAVE BEEN ADVISED TO KEEP TOP SECRET AS I AM STILL IN SERVICE AND INTEND TO RETIRE FROM SERVICE AFTER I CONCLUDE THIS DEAL WITH YOU.

I WILL BE MONITORING THE WHOLE SITUATION HERE IN THE BANK UNTIL YOU CONFIRM THE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT AND ASK ME TO COME DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR SUBSEQUENT SHARING OF THE FUND ACCORDING TO PERCENTAGES PREVIOUSLY INDICATED AND FURTHER INVESTMENT, EITHER IN YOUR COUNTRY OR ANY OTHER COUNTRY YOU MAY ADVICE ME TO INVEST IN. ALL OTHER NECESSARY INFORMATION WILL BE SENT TO YOU WHEN I HEAR FROM YOU. I SUGGEST YOU GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE STATING YOUR WISH IN THIS DEAL.

PLEASE REPLY TO MY MASSAGE BY INDICATING YOUR BANK ACCOUNT DETALS WHERE THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFERED TO. ALSO, SEND ME YOUR PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION.

BEST REGARD,
MR JIDA JAMES,
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT,
INTERNATIONAL BANK OF BURKINA (IBB),
OUAGADOUGOU, BURKINA FASO.
[/QUOTE]

Lol emails

OUAGADOUGOU

It looks like his cat jumped on the keyboard

Sign the e-mail account up to some nice pornography

[QUOTE=ME :D]There was a guy there that looked the double of Corey Taylor (seriously) I wasn't drinking and I thought he did. I'll post photos when I get them![/QUOTE]
This is the only photo of him I've got so far;
[url]http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2442/coreyln5.jpg[/url]

He looks like an old man.

lol the weather report today made me lol. Everywhere was cloudy, expect over manchester it was pissing down.

I swear, that's the way it always happens.

[QUOTE=Zowë;13944482]This is the only photo of him I've got so far;
[url]http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2442/coreyln5.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

IT'S MICHAEL BOLTON !

[url]http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/c9/250px-Corey_Taylor_Mask.jpg[/url]

I dont see the resemblance with Corey Taylor tbh.

[QUOTE=Zowë;13944482]This is the only photo of him I've got so far;
[url]http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2442/coreyln5.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

How is that Corey Taylor you blind lady, you.

IT IS
>: {

There are more cameras to get developed. I SHALL PROVE IT TO YOU :evil:

I kind of see it, I guess.

Shut up Zowe.

I'M GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR SMELLY PENIS :evil:

I'm going to eat your face.


Then poo it into Pat's mouth.



Then post the video on MX.

YOU'LL DO NO SUCH THING :evil:

[QUOTE=Zowë;13945353]I'M GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR SMELLY PENIS :evil:[/QUOTE]

AND I'MA GONNA WATCH :D:D:D
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v669/jesusfinger/IMGP3121.jpg[/url]

Fine, You're not allowed to come anymore.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO don't say that :(

heheh I got a little ticket holder thingy with mine ^_^

Note the nail file =]

Mine were stapled in by a nice jamaican woman who said "NOOKASSLE, MON" or something again and again

Didn't really, she kept telling me to make sure I got those trains though

AG: can I bring a guest then >_>

/notes the nail file
I had a [I]train[/I][lol]ee person, he got stuck and all embarrassed :(

I cut my finger when I was cutting bread for my dinner. It's a right deep one :(
Now I can't type properly because the plasters are all huge! :upset:
[url]http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/9644/184633qp7.jpg[/url]

Spatula fingers eh

That's amatuer plastering, Zowe.

I was screaming in pain so much that I couldn't concentrate on my plastering >: [

Its' off now - so I can type!

So all that drama for nothing?! Pfft!

NTL are coming tomorrow to fix my tubes/internets! I will download so much unecessary stuff when the engineer is gone.

Lmao, Celeb Big Bro. Some guy from the A-team is in the house, and insted of going into the house in a limo, he went in the A-team van.

And WTF the lead guy from towers of london is in there, wtf, another band gonna be ruined by mainstream sucsess, like the ordinary boys? they was great. I dont think ToW are as radio friendly though.