I've never been with a girl and felt like i HAD to get tested, been kinds sketchy about a few and diddn't want to look down tho

Only ****ed one girl and I've been tested so I'm safe.

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17493227]passing out beside a running lawn mower sounds awfully dangerous[/QUOTE]

we are talking a guy who passed out baking a roast at 3 am in a pool of vomit after trying to break into the house next door where a heap of uni girls lived because he got the wrong address

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17493366]we are talking a guy who passed out baking a roast at 3 am in a pool of vomit after trying to break into the house next door where a heap of uni girls lived because he got the wrong address[/QUOTE]

Hahahahaha, dude sounds ****ing awesome.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17493365]Only ****ed one girl and I've been tested so I'm safe.[/QUOTE]

ditto

i gotta go get the goods. **** i hate driving at night.

i never been with no dirty dirty girls

poor lil fella

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17493370]Hahahahaha, dude sounds ****ing awesome.[/QUOTE]

a constant source of entertainment, thats for sure.

he has a lot of serious problems with alcohol though one day its gonna get him :/

sup

imma get my dick wet

wow so random

nah i just thought that id let you know

sick bro

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17493396]a constant source of entertainment, thats for sure.

[B]he has a lot of serious problems with alcohol[/B] though one day its gonna get him :/[/QUOTE]

Yeah it sounds that way from what little you've said of him. :\

[QUOTE=Scheisse;17493404]sup

imma get my dick wet[/QUOTE]

takin' a shower or what?

My girl went to bed but I think later I might wake her up

if you know what I'm sayin

nah imma bout leave for my gf's. maybe take some e and ****

pixorlies you know the drill

Wanna hear the gayest **** ever?

My one friend, who's also an education major got an underage two weeks ago.

He might be able to fight it based off of circumstance and stuff.

But it doesn't matter, his reputation is ruined. Why? Because The Morning Call (our local news paper) is ****ing retarded. They listed HIM as providing alcohol to minors, when he wasn't. They also accused him of getting the cops called in the article (who the **** does that?), when it was because of some dumb girl.

lol

alcoholism and statutory rape itt

YES

[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17493433]Wanna hear the gayest **** ever?

My one friend, who's also an education major got an underage two weeks ago.

He might be able to fight it based off of circumstance and stuff.

But it doesn't matter, his reputation is ruined. Why? Because The Morning Call (our local news paper) is ****ing retarded. They listed HIM as providing alcohol to minors, when he wasn't. They also accused him of getting the cops called in the article (who the **** does that?), when it was because of some dumb girl.[/QUOTE]

That sucks.

so much win

My dog keeps farting and it ****ing stinks.

Epic for the win

thought you were gonna go hit it?

i am im just killin time

Thats lame bro, you should go wreck that chick

I haven't got any in a month. It's starting to get to me.

its nice to have a woman

True dat, I've been living with mine basically for the last month or so. SOO nice to roll over and be like...well....