shut up jaundice

Parties are awesome if you've known most of the people there for at least a year or more. The problems start when they think its a good idea to invite underclassmen.

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17493280]3 of the people who posted on this page.

will die.

of cancer.[/QUOTE]

Who? Not me, right? Painkillers/benzos/weed don't cause cancer as far as I know.

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17493280]3 of the people who posted on this page.

will die.

of cancer.[/QUOTE]

won't be me

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17493280]3 of the people who posted on this page.

will die.

of cancer.[/QUOTE]

not me

Probably me.

I have prostate problems at 20. :(

I smoked on and off for prolly 5 years...I might die of cancer

also my daddy smoked around me until he left when I was like 14, thats a lot of secondhand

Oh dear Christ my mom is making angle food cake with Jell-o inside.

The only problem I have is migraines. Other than that I'm surprisingly healthy.

i'm pretty sure i have some undiagnosed problem involving pissing

I need to lose some weight honestly, I'm not fat. Like 200 lbs and I'm 5'10, got a beergut that I want to get rid of before it gets worse...or I turn 25 and stop caring completely

other than that I'm pretty healthy

funny story on topic: earlier i realized something's up with my pissing. the last two times have burned a bit and it's milky looking. probably going to the doctor tomorrow :(

tbh thats not funny

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17493293]Oh dear Christ my mom is making angle food cake with Jell-o inside.[/QUOTE]

Angel food cake is good.

Not a fan of Jell-o

[quote=fivelivesdeadandgone;17493299]funny story on topic: earlier i realized something's up with my pissing. the last two times have burned a bit and it's milky looking. probably going to the doctor tomorrow :([/quote]
probably something you ate. I've had that before.

yeah i have a bit of a gut that i need to get rid

i also smoke almost a pack a day but i have serious doubts that something like that will kill me when so many other things could happen sooner

i sit at the computer all day every day so yeah i'm pretty healthy

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17493302]probably something you ate. I've had that before.[/QUOTE]

what caused it?

i'm kinda worried about a uti. they're painful as **** apparently but not serious i guess.

uti?

urinary tract infection

[quote=fivelivesdeadandgone;17493308]what caused it?

i'm kinda worried about a uti. they're painful as **** apparently but not serious i guess.[/quote]
idk. Apparently if you eat salty or acidic foods it can cause that.

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17493313]urinary tract infection[/QUOTE]

Ewwww.

Drink cranberry juice for a bit and you'll be okay

Or you have chlamydia.

definitely no stds here

Good boy, I've never had that problem either

think I've just gotten lucky haha

some day STD's will be seen as a status symbol

I don't have any std's!

i have been with a few hideous swamp girls, but i'm safe

A few years back I got tested at a planned parenthood. I was really paranoid about some girl and I got some blood tested. One of the most nerve wracking days ever. Clean as a whistle, though.