[QUOTE=Aaron;17504758]TourettesGuy? looooooool[/QUOTE]

I remember when I first saw that, lol'd so hard.

It's just tit dirt

BITCH. I love you.

"PISSING out the window and SHIITTING out the window are TWO. DIFFERENT. THIIINGS!"
The man's a god damn genius.

hahaha

Don't talk s[I]h[/I]it about TOTAL

Total Recall is the ****.

[QUOTE=Aaron;17504991]Don't talk s[I]h[/I]it about TOTAL[/QUOTE]

Hahahahaha.

"YES. I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control and it made feel LIKE A PIECE OF ****."

"Lemme tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small and they don't give a ****."

[QUOTE=iamtherobots;17504619]i found my old suicidal tendencies beanie, best believe im rocking it all the time now[/QUOTE]

bros

cant you be happy for me :(

ill pull it over your eyes and beat hte **** out of you whiley ou cante vens ee

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;17505094]Hahahahaha.

"YES. I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control and it made feel LIKE A PIECE OF ****."

"Lemme tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small and they don't give a ****."[/QUOTE]

"Who's the fa‪ggot with the tuba?"

"THAT'S OUR DAD"

i'd kill myself too if my last name was.....COMBS

[QUOTE=IgniteYourAvail;17505382]"Who's the fa‪ggot with the tuba?"

"THAT'S OUR DAD"[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;17505531]i'd kill myself too if my last name was.....COMBS[/QUOTE]

Probably my favorite line from him.
Nobody else thinks it's funny lol.

googling him this is what i came up with

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMt7l0xWEvo

lol dumb bitch.

would smash though

no thx tbh

vagina not crooked enough huh

Nor her eyes.

hmmm i have a baseball bat we could fix both of those problems

do you like your women rare?

Yeah, a little bloody but not too much.

I like my women how I like my coffee.
Roasted, ground and submerged in boiling water.

Bah dum chhhhhh

[QUOTE=boundbytransience;17506466]I like my women how I like my coffee.
Roasted, ground and submerged in boiling water.

Bah dum chhhhhh[/QUOTE]

Hm, that's funny, that's [I]exactly[/I] how I like my Jews.

i like my jews wealthy and ridiculously generous

I like mine chewy

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;17506670]i like my jews wealthy and [B]ridiculously generous[/B][/QUOTE]

lol good luck finding one like that.

[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]The only generosity you'll get from a jew will be in their will.[/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=black][FONT=Verdana]lol[/FONT][/COLOR]

gaice I think I'm getting to old for jew jokes. I mean I just don't find them as funny as I used to. unless the joke refers to Hitler as well, or is told by Eric Cartman... I just don't have the spark anymore...

help me :(

NOTintojewjokes