[QUOTE=Vietnow]Can someone explain how to play Minesweeper? What is the stragey?[/QUOTE]

There's a number of mines surrounding the square relative to the number in the square. So a square with a 1 is touching 1 mine. a Square with a 2 is touching 2 mines (diagonal as well as vertical and horizontal), etc etc. Each square has the exact amount of mines it says, and so you just have to relate the squares nearest to each other and see what does and doesn't touch where etc.. Best to start from the corners. I always click each corner square til I have a good base to start from.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Guys I'm hanging out with Jude's sister tonight![/QUOTE]

Will you and Deja fux?

[QUOTE=KingOfSka]Okay so my ex-girlfriend has a friend named Jayde. Jayde has a sister named Christy.

My ex and Jayde's friend, whose name is Kelsey, is coming to the school dance this week.

This Kelsey guy claims he's going to punch me if I dance with Christy. So he's basically going to ruin this whole ****ing dance for me. He's a major douche, and hates me for no reason.

Suggestions?[/QUOTE]
punch him first?
either that or tattle

[QUOTE=sonicreducer]punch him first?
either that or tattle[/QUOTE]
What's tattle?

[QUOTE=KingOfSka]Okay so my ex-girlfriend has a friend named Jayde. Jayde has a sister named Christy.

My ex and Jayde's friend, whose name is Kelsey, is coming to the school dance this week.

This Kelsey guy claims he's going to punch me if I dance with Christy. So he's basically going to ruin this whole ****ing dance for me. He's a major douche, and hates me for no reason.

Suggestions?[/QUOTE]

Wait a second, let me get this straight. You're afraid of a guy named [U][B]Kelsey[/B][/U]? Just dance with the girl, and if he punches you, punch him back. It'll be his fault if a fight breaks out.

[QUOTE=Ghostfire3]Wait a second, let me get this straight. You're afraid of a guy named [U][B]Kelsey[/B][/U]? Just dance with the girl, and if he punches you, punch him back. It'll be his fault if a fight breaks out.[/QUOTE]
Na it's not worth getting hit. If you think he's going to hit you, sock him first. Even if you have the slightest suspicion of him attacking you, rock his jaw negro. rock it!

[QUOTE=Skidmark Steve]What's tattle?[/QUOTE]

To grass on someone. Snitching.

SNITCH SNITCH

omg.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]SNITCH SNITCH

omg.[/QUOTE]

im reporting u

[QUOTE=Ghostfire3]Wait a second, let me get this straight. You're afraid of a guy named [U][B]Kelsey[/B][/U]? Just dance with the girl, and if he punches you, punch him back. It'll be his fault if a fight breaks out.[/QUOTE]

He's like 6'2. I'm slightly less short, I'm like 6'1. I'm pretty sure he's stronger than me. I really don't want him punching me.

[QUOTE=Skidmark Steve]Na it's not worth getting hit. If you think he's going to hit you, sock him first. Even if you have the slightest suspicion of him attacking you, rock his jaw negro. rock it![/QUOTE]

/packs brass knuckles

You can take him. Do a few lines first.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]You can take him. Do a few lines first.[/QUOTE]

DAMNIT ERIC!

[SIZE="7"]I AM NOT A COKEHEAD.[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]You can take him. Do a few lines first.[/QUOTE]

lolz

jkjkjk.

:angry:

Chris has one good feature. He hates Crass.

coughjunkiecough atCHOO!

Nick's one good feature are his titties.

See Chris we make fun of everyone here, except for me.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Nick's one good feature are his titties.

See Chris we make fun of everyone here, except for me.[/QUOTE]

Eric's one good feature is that he will bone tonight.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Chris has one good feature. He hates Crass.[/QUOTE]

My redeeming quality. ^^^

[QUOTE=coheneran]coughjunkiecough atCHOO![/QUOTE]

Eran you're not helping my cause.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Nick's one good feature are his titties.

See Chris we make fun of everyone here, except for me.[/QUOTE]

2 words

liquid poo

[QUOTE=coheneran]Eric's one good feature is that he will bone tonight.[/QUOTE]


Doubtful, I may make an attempt though.

And Nick, I knew that was coming.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Doubtful, I may make an attempt though.

And Nick, I knew that was coming.[/QUOTE]

:upset:

Theres a girl at school with a shhirt that says STOP SNITCHING. wtf

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Doubtful, I may make an attempt though.[/QUOTE]

Eric's reputation as someone of quality is all on tonight, and whether he will bone Jude's allegedly beautiful sister tonight.

I am glad it's Friday. This week was s'hitty.

Monday I got my a'ss raped in Math.

Tuesday I fell while running laps and scraped a bunch of skin off my knees. I was giving my friend a piggyback and some idiot jumped on top of him.

Wednsday I got my a'ss raped in Math again.

Thursday sucked also, but I don't remember how.

Today I'm going to my friends house after school, and theres a school dance later.

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]Theres a girl at school with a shhirt that says STOP SNITCHING. wtf[/QUOTE]

She probably does drugs around the wrong people.

School dances were always lame.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]School dances were always lame.[/QUOTE]

I like dances. It's a fun excuse to rub your c'ock up against random chicks.

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]Theres a girl at school with a shhirt that says STOP SNITCHING. wtf[/QUOTE]

There was some trial where gang members would wear those to intimidate witnesses when their gang brethern got caught.

Why a Canadian is wearing one, I don't know.

[QUOTE=KingOfSka]I like dances. It's a fun excuse to rub your c'ock up against random chicks.[/QUOTE]


Touche Chris, touche.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]There was some trial where gang members would wear those to intimidate witnesses when their gang brethern got caught.

Why a Canadian is wearing one, I don't know.[/QUOTE]

Maybe she was part of the gang?

:smash:

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]School dances were always lame.[/QUOTE]

I never went to them. But then again every time my school had one, they got canceled, except homecoming and prom.

[QUOTE=KingOfSka]Maybe she was part of the gang?

:smash:[/QUOTE]

Canada doesn't have gangs.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]I never went to them. But then again every time my school had one, they got canceled, except homecoming and prom.[/QUOTE]


I went to the dances in middle school, they weren't so bad. I haven't been to a high school dance yet, and I probably won't go to one until Junior year.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Canada doesn't have gangs.[/QUOTE]

We have eskimo gangs. They go around harpooning people and throwing seal blubber.

[QUOTE=KingOfSka]We have eskimo gangs. They go around harpooning people and throwing seal blubber.[/QUOTE]

Lol. Sleigh driveby! :lol:

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Canada doesn't have gangs.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, we have alot.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]I went to the dances in middle school, they weren't so bad. I haven't been to a high school dance yet, and I probably won't go to one until Junior year.[/QUOTE]

I thought I was going to go to one, but by my sophmore year I had decided I wasn't going to prom or homecoming. And since every other dance was canceled, I never went to one.

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]Yeah, we have alot.[/QUOTE]

eskimo gangs don't count.

[QUOTE=coheneran]Lol. Dogsled driveby! :lol:[/QUOTE]

Fix'd

It seems funny now, but it's not so funny when you're on your back covered in the assorted entrails of arctic animals with a harpoon jutting out of your stomach because you didn't pay your protection money.