[QUOTE=Silenius;15906789][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KObGonBFAro[/url]

lol[/QUOTE]

what... the... f[I]u[/I]ck...

It didn't help that the music was horrendous.

The movie is Begotten, experimental horror movie from the guy who made Shadow of the Vampire.

LMAO

I'd never heard Silencer before. Now I know what people were talking about with the vocals. They were seriously hilarious.

It's really like a bird.

I'd hadn't heard silencer either, but yes parrot vocals isn't off the mark. :lol:

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15906824]The most kvlt video ever. Will burn ungrim Christian eyes out of their sockets.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo3mDaiwNQk[/url][/QUOTE]

man does anyone find this **** funny anymore

the whole joke black metal thing was gay when it started now its old and gay

Impaled Moon Forest was funny, but now it's just gotten really old.

[i]old and gay[/i]

The movie Begotten is quite good.

The music of Silencer is quite sh[SIZE="2"]i[/SIZE]tty

[QUOTE=Toaster;15907689]man does anyone find this **** funny anymore

the whole joke black metal thing was gay when it started now its old and gay[/QUOTE]

Lighten up; black metal parodies are [i]funny[/i]. To be fair, it's a genre that sets itself up for ridicule.

i believe austin meant blowjob time

[QUOTE=Silenius;15906789][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KObGonBFAro[/url]

lol[/QUOTE]
:lol: that video found a way to make an awful song worse.

the vocals are ill

I actually think Begotten is pretty cool, nice work with the black and white and overall very dark and atmospheric.

[QUOTE=1338 h4x0r;15908381]Lighten up; black metal parodies are [i]funny[/i]. To be fair, it's a genre that sets itself up for ridicule.[/QUOTE]

It really does.

[QUOTE=Silenius;15909495]I actually think Begotten is pretty cool, nice work with the black and white and overall very dark and atmospheric.[/QUOTE]

Have you ever seen it?


It's quite a strange movie.

Yeah I have. The whole underlying religious themes/stories is very interesting. The dude disemboweling himself is one of the only parts I can really remember though hehe.

I've seen quite a few clips of Begotten but I'll at some point make an effort to watch it all. My mate told me about it when I mentioned Eraserhead to him, saying that they had played it on some screens at this Czech grind festival he went to. Admittedly, clips of Begotten were also used for an early Marilyn Manson video. Also, E. Elias Merhige (the director) is a Jew, so Dargon would definitely not approve.

Abyssic Hate?

[QUOTE=VomitStainedCretin;15910426]Also, E. Elias Merhige (the director) is a Jew, so Dargon would definitely not approve.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, and rock music was originally created by black people, so maybe he'd better lay off BM altogether. :lol:

[QUOTE=RiceMonster;15907713]Impaled Moon Forest was funny, but now it's just gotten really old.[/QUOTE]

The first couple times are funny, but yeah it gets old pretty fast.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;15911121]The first couple times are funny, but yeah it gets old pretty fast.[/QUOTE]

Well, Morbid Anal Fog are different in that they are actually somewhat listenable. Like the BM Massacration.

Never heard them.

[QUOTE=Silenius;15904146]Isengard has pretty bad vocals. They're not even good because they're raw or anything, they're just bad.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, the "wizard" vocals are ****ing horrible, but those kind of vocals aren't on [I]Spectres Over Gorgoroth[/I].

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;15911143]Never heard them.[/QUOTE]

Morbid Anal Fog are a black metal parody band, something in the vein of Dethklok or Massacration.

Joke Black Metal bands have been gay and unfunny since Satyricon.

Morelike since Venom

[QUOTE=Niflheim II;15911301]Joke Black Metal bands have been gay and unfunny since Satyricon.[/QUOTE]

I like some of Satyricon's material but still, LOL.

[QUOTE=pate;15911318]Morelike since Venom[/QUOTE]

Not really.

It's pretentious bands like WITTR and so on that make the genre so open to parody. Bands like Venom were just getting drunk and having fun.

As for the whole, "lol black metal lol satan lol" nonsense, that was simply never funny.

I would like to also add that the whole "grim troo kvlt" crap was unfunny since the first day clueless kiddies started using the terms.

Indeed, I was going to add that the parodies that came about due to Immortal's whole "grim and frostbitten" approach were never funny either.

It was amusing when the bands themselves did it; not when other people decided to attempt to parody it.

Shitty joke bands aside, the only people I ever see using those terms are the kiddies thinking they're clever and funny. What bands are you talking about?

I meant that when Immortal were running around in the woods, wearing corpse paint in the daylight and shrieking about Wintermoons, it was quite amusing.

When everyone attempted to parody that sort of stuff, it wasn't.

etc.

How are Wolves In The Throne Room pretentious?

I think their music is some of the most honest and true black metal I've heard. Not including the classic stuff obviously.

:lol:

I'm sure they're talking about everything but their music.

No, their music is included in that statement im sure.

[quote=pate;15911580]I'm sure they're talking about everything but their music.[/quote]

Because they live on a farm? How is that pretentious?

[QUOTE=pate;15911580]I'm sure they're talking about everything but their music.[/QUOTE]

Yeah. The music itself is clearly "true and honest black metal".

[QUOTE=Luc214;15911592]Because they live on a farm? How is that pretentious?[/QUOTE]

Did I call them pretentious for living on a farm?

"Our relationship with the natural world is a healing force in our lives. If you listen to Black Metal, but you dont know what phase the moon is in, or what wild flowers are blooming than you have failed. The music is about wild forests, unfettered rivers, nature: furious and vengeful."