thank you. ive tried stand up but eliminator had sold out all the gigs already.

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That was without a doubt the worst flame-fest I have ever seen. I think we are all losers for it, especially us as spectators.

At least the Black Metal flame-fest brought the lulz for a little while.

I have a right mind to ban you guys, not for spam, but for anti-lulz.

you have two options:
1. insult me in a way thats actually funny
2. discussion of death metal

here comes the next post from cocaine
you have two options:
1. shut the **** up
2. and something else not funny i dont know what yet

@riva
i can do this all night until someone actually starts talking about dm
although yeah i agree totally with your statement

Man, you [I]are[/I] subsonic/idontcare's alt, aren't you? The rumours are true, I see.

[QUOTE=Riva;15317416]Man, you [I]are[/I] subsonic/idontcare's alt, aren't you? The rumours are true, I see.[/QUOTE]

no. im usually never like this. idontcare insulted everyone for nothing, i insult only dargon for everything.

[QUOTE]At least the Black Metal flame-fest brought the lulz for a little while.[/QUOTE]

This. It was pretty obvious I won.

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15317472]This. It was pretty obvious I won.[/QUOTE]

No you didn't because you listen to hip-hop.

so i'm on the internet n stuff

on the topic of death metal, i'm about to order winds of creation.

[QUOTE=masscows;15317476]i'm about to order winds of creation.[/QUOTE]

Good. It's only real fault is the really shitty sounding snare.

the vocals on the songs i heard werent [i]that[/i] good, but solid nonetheless, and the snare doesn't reach high levels of intolerability, so that's hot. Looking forward to hearing the whole thing.

If the drummer wasn't 15 when they recorded that I wouldn't forgive such a horrible sound.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15317475]No you didn't because you listen to hip-hop.[/QUOTE]

But I listen to Big L, and it's well-known that his rhymes are the nearest to metal in existence.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15317489]If the drummer wasn't 15 when they recorded that I wouldn't forgive such a horrible sound.[/QUOTE]

i'm typically not bothered by little things in the production like that.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15317489]If the drummer wasn't 15 when they recorded that I wouldn't forgive such a horrible sound.[/QUOTE]

WOC is not as good as everyone says, i honestly think its sound reeks too much of vader, which is probably because piotr produced it. not a bad album by any means though.

It really doesn't sound anything like Vader whatsoever.

speaking of vader the only release ive heard by them that i like is the art of war, their first was not so great, and impressions was terrible.
do they have another worth checking out?

The Ultimate Incantation... at least for me that's the only release by them I like all the songs on.

I only have heard Art of War and thought it was painfully average. Their drummer is fast as mess, though.

Tonight reads devoid of wit.

My buddy Syd and I were on his porch playing Slit Your Guts tonight.

Barrett perhaps?

and there is your wit for the night.

yeah he was playing a cryptopsy song with a dead psychedelic brainfried rockstar.

real witty.

ehh go finish your movie :)
it wasn't supposed to be a serious attempt anyway.
didnt you know that syd plagiarized every song he ever made from cryptopsy? what are you a noob?

@Butcher
thats what i meant by "first album" i didn't care for it that much
i think someone said litany was good

[QUOTE=rattlehead42147;15317790]Barrett perhaps?

and there is your wit for the night.[/QUOTE]

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@Butcher
thats what i meant by "first album" i didn't care for it that much
i think someone said litany was good[/QUOTE]

I obviously fail at Vader. I didn't know that was their first album. Anyway, I find Litany to be very boring.

its cool cause i dont know much about them either. and i downloaded litany and agreed with that post.

try De Profundis, that one's okay...

[QUOTE]Definitely good practice though and you can take some good ideas for spicy licks. Have you recorded anything yet Dommie? It's a shame I still haven't heard you playing :\[/QUOTE]

Exactly! Mainly for good practice although I don't mind Yngwie. He is about as original as white however. I am getting much much better at sweeping :)

De Lirium's Order, anyone?

So I heard a new Arch Enemy song called Revolution Begins and maybe its just me but the feel of it reminded me of In Flames "Colony"

any thoughts on MC's The Ten Commandments?

retribution is good, i think i may check into it.

I was messing around with my voice earlier and I could get a decent low inhale growl, bree and high, but I can't figure out how to mid-range growl properly. I need you eleventeen.

[QUOTE=masscows;15319198]I was messing around with my voice earlier and I could get a decent low inhale growl, bree and high, but I can't figure out how to mid-range growl properly. I need you eleventeen.[/QUOTE]

You need not bree.

[quote=rattlehead42147;15318926]any thoughts on MC's The Ten Commandments?

retribution is good, i think i may check into it.[/quote]


it's good.

[QUOTE=masterchaos;15319502]You need not bree.[/QUOTE]

Vocal versatility is never a bad thing, throwing in a bree here and there never made something gay, it's just when theyre overused that it can totally ruin a song and make an otherwise good vocal performance extremely annoying.

[QUOTE=masscows;15319198]I was messing around with my voice earlier and I could get a decent low inhale growl, bree and high, but I can't figure out how to mid-range growl properly. I need you eleventeen.[/QUOTE]

Mid range is normally similar in tone to your speaking voice. It should go along the same technique as a high scream at a lower pitch, but less jaw dropping, and alter tongue position slightly towards the roof of the mouth.

i've been practicing on entombment of a machine, and it's damn fun, but my midrange sounds like ****. Thanks for the tip.

[quote=masterchaos;15319502]You need not bree.[/quote]
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[QUOTE=masterchaos;15319502]You need not bree.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Thor;15319700]123[/QUOTE]

lol@musicauthorities

Y'all nigz ain't breeleet like me.

[QUOTE=masscows;15319663]i've been practicing on entombment of a machine, and it's damn fun, but my midrange sounds like ****. Thanks for the tip.[/QUOTE]

TBH I was struggling with my midrange up until last spring, it's probably the simplist scream you could do, yet for some reason so many people just want to force it out in a Matt Heafy-esque way.

EDIT: major emphasis on opening your throat and really throwing it from the gut for those screams specifically, if you do them wrong, it really shows because in most cases, mid-range is the voice you use to speak, sing, yell, everything, you DO NOT wan't to damage that range of your voice.