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Happy now Aaron?
Im such a sneaky guy >__> |
So uh I just got back from riding my bike home... And I decided to take a short cut through a crackhead trailer park. Bad Idea.
Everything was fine and I'm blasting some Maiden in my ears and all of a sudden BAM! This big pit bull jumps out beside me and bites my foot. I'm like HOLY ****! So I start kicking it and trying to get away and I about wreck in the process, which would have been really bad cause wrecking with a pit bull attacking you would have a terrible result. So I finally shake his mouth off my shoe and the whole time there's this guy standing there watching me. He didn't say anything, he just stood there and watched. I was like WHAT THE ****! So I stop at the gas station to buy a soda and I see a cop sitting in his car. I walked up to talk to him about it, and he said he can't do anything about it. He said he hates the rule, but they can't do anything unless skin is broken. So there is no leash law. Thats stupid. So we have to wait until some stupid 8 year old walks down the road and gets his necked ripped open until they can do something about it. Rediculous. |
man its so hard getting into this thread...if ya don't look at it for 5 minutes your 10 pages behind!
should be ashamed of yourself |
[quote=Futuro;13382633]Happy now Aaron?
Im such a sneaky guy >__>[/quote] yeps |
Freebyrd- I'm sorry buddy...maybe you and your friends can sneak out...and blow the dog away with a 12 gauge....i hope it makes you feel better...
pleasant dreams btw |
[quote=Freebyrd;13382740]So uh I just got back from riding my bike home... And I decided to take a short cut through a crackhead trailer park. Bad Idea.
Everything was fine and I'm blasting some Maiden in my ears and all of a sudden BAM! This big pit bull jumps out beside me and bites my foot. I'm like HOLY ****! So I start kicking it and trying to get away and I about wreck in the process, which would have been really bad cause wrecking with a pit bull attacking you would have a terrible result. So I finally shake his mouth off my shoe and the whole time there's this guy standing there watching me. He didn't say anything, he just stood there and watched. I was like WHAT THE ****! So I stop at the gas station to buy a soda and I see a cop sitting in his car. I walked up to talk to him about it, and he said he can't do anything about it. He said he hates the rule, but they can't do anything unless skin is broken. So there is no leash law. Thats stupid. So we have to wait until some stupid 8 year old walks down the road and gets his necked ripped open until they can do something about it. Rediculous.[/quote] Go there with a friend, get it to bite you and JUST break the skin on your leg or something, and then get your friend to whack it over the head with a bat...then tell the cop. |
No I'm too much of a pussy.
Man, needless to say, that **** scared the **** out of me. I could barely talk to the cop straight I was so rattled. |
BE A MAN! AND HAVE THE (possibably) RABBIES CARRYING DOG BITE YOU! LIKE A REAL MAN!
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I wish I had rabbies.
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everythings better with Rabbies!!
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and Gatorade.
Dude.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................I need this girl to change her mind and go the dance with me. |
you NEED her to change her mind or do you WANT her?
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Both.
I'm crying inside. |
Yeah I want someone to dance with me too. But she doesn't even really know like me more than "just friends" so im like wtf. Life as a teenager blows lol.
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dude watch the movie Just Friends...its SO true to real life...
GET OUT OF THE FRIEND-ZONE FREEBYRD! BEFORE YOUR "Just Friends"!! |
Yeah.
I'm either like a brother, like a friend, or just a plain loser. Dude, if incest was cool.... |
LOL! oh my god i'm tearing up! lol!
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Just show her some of your wicked dance moves.
Woo her like our great grandparents wooed their dates. |
[quote=NCDrummer;13383031]dude watch the movie Just Friends...its SO true to real life...
GET OUT OF THE FRIEND-ZONE FREEBYRD! BEFORE YOUR "Just Friends"!![/quote] i say that yesterday! f'in hilarious! |
[QUOTE=Win A Rabbit;13383054]Just show her some of your wicked dance moves.
Woo her like our great grandparents wooed their dates.[/QUOTE] nah...unless you meet a really nice girl most other girls are either, assholes, sluts, teasers, or sluts....simple as that...and they play their lil' game of "watch him crash and burn" |
[QUOTE=Aaron;13383070]i say that yesterday! f'in hilarious![/QUOTE]
"Its like the Michael Bolton starter-kit!" |
[QUOTE=Win A Rabbit;13383054]Just show her some of your wicked dance moves.
Woo her like our great grandparents wooed their dates.[/QUOTE] Yeah whatever happened to old fashioned love? hmm I guess it turned into sex. |
Yeah that friend zone is killer. I hate being a friend. :lol:
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hahah. rusty is funny as.
the friendzone is like.. layby but you never get to play your gear, only look at it. |
[QUOTE=Charlie Manson;13383088]Yeah whatever happened to old fashioned love?
hmm I guess it turned into sex.[/QUOTE] yup...its kinda sad...love has turned to sex...TV and Movies did it... |
[QUOTE=Aaron;13383091]hahah. rusty is funny as.
the friendzone is like.. layby but you never get to play your gear, only look at it.[/QUOTE] rusty? who's that? i haven't seen it in awhile |
[QUOTE]the friendzone is like.. layby but you never get to play your gear, only look at it.[/QUOTE]
Exactly. Like putting my drum set in a glass prison. Man Dream Theatre were geniuses. I'm definetly not as you can tell with my terrible English. |
[QUOTE=Charlie Manson;13383088]Yeah whatever happened to old fashioned love?
hmm I guess it turned into sex.[/QUOTE] ...Then sex turned into S&M. :naughty: |
If I like trace a picture so many times.
Will I become better at like free handing it? |
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