Playing in front of a moving train is so metal.

[QUOTE=Ad Absurdum;15310986]They kicked a moderate amount of arse. Never managed to find an album though :([/QUOTE]

Hey dude haven't seen you in ages. Whats happening!
Still playing classical guitar I hope.

Btw Orestes, I am currently learning some Yngwie :evil:

Turn back! Yngwie is awful.

Definitely good practice though and you can take some good ideas for spicy licks. Have you recorded anything yet Dommie? It's a shame I still haven't heard you playing :\

He sent me a recording of him playing an Opeth song once. I don't have it anymore though.

Excellent death metal discussion going on in here, keep up the good work all.

Thanks bro.

[QUOTE=Dargon;15316286]Excellent death metal discussion going on in here, keep up the good work all.[/QUOTE]

Yeah good call let's talk about how good Autopsy is again

Man Autopsy is so good. Severed Survival is true death metal. Discuss plz.

Autopsy is alright. :o

fuk that gay lame old man deth metal, let that **** die, it's fukkin 2007, time to make way for the NEW BREAD OF ****IN' DEATH MEAL, rael heavy **** like As i lay Dying, BTBAM, TTEOTD, CODC, CBETS, SIELFJAKSLFEDAOS, and JFAC.

[size=7]AS I LAY DYING ISNT DETH METAL DUDE FU[/size][size=7]CK YOU[/size]

[QUOTE=Dargon;15316408]fuk that gay lame old man deth metal, let that **** die, it's fukkin 2007, time to make way for the NEW BREAD OF ****IN' DEATH MEAL, rael heavy **** like As i lay Dying, BTBAM, TTEOTD, CODC, CBETS, SIELFJAKSLFEDAOS, and JFAC.[/QUOTE]

I don't know who CODC, CBETS, and SIELFJAKSLFEDAOS are, but all those other bands except Job For a Cowboy suck, so I say let's not make way for those slabs.

BTBAM isnt bad.

CODC sucks balls though

[QUOTE=Treebeard;15316549]I don't know who CODC, CBETS, and SIELFJAKSLFEDAOS are, but all those other bands except Job For a Cowboy suck, so I say let's not make way for those slabs.[/QUOTE]
We have a sharp one with us today.

[QUOTE=Dargon;15316408]fuk that gay lame old man deth metal, let that **** die, it's fukkin 2007, time to make way for the NEW BREAD OF ****IN' DEATH MEAL, rael heavy **** like As i lay Dying, BTBAM, TTEOTD, CODC, CBETS, SIELFJAKSLFEDAOS, and JFAC.[/QUOTE]

yeaaa yo

[QUOTE=Dargon;15316408]fuk that gay lame old man deth metal, let that **** die, it's fukkin 2007, time to make way for the NEW BREAD OF ****IN' DEATH MEAL, rael heavy **** like As i lay Dying, BTBAM, TTEOTD, CODC, CBETS, SIELFJAKSLFEDAOS, and JFAC.[/QUOTE]

**** that wigga ****

AUTOPSY \m////

NP: Death extremely early demos (limited edition (9 copies in existence))

PS discussing which bands are shitty in the death metal scene is hardly good discussion.

[QUOTE]NP: Death extremely early demos (limited edition (9 copies in existence))[/QUOTE]

Lol are we really stooping to post stuff like this now?

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan;15315060]Turn back! Yngwie is awful.[/QUOTE]

fighting words if there ever were any.
[QUOTE=Dargon;15316408]fuk that gay lame old man deth metal, let that **** die, it's fukkin 2007, time to make way for the NEW BREAD OF ****IN' DEATH MEAL, rael heavy **** like As i lay Dying, BTBAM, TTEOTD, CODC, CBETS, SIELFJAKSLFEDAOS, and JFAC.[/QUOTE]
the only post ive seen from you that has made me laugh.

His Opeth rant brought the hilarity.

not really.

[QUOTE=masscows;15317173]His Opeth rant brought the butthurts (to rattlehead).[/QUOTE]
explained

Well, it had more to do with the fact that he said he doesn't need to explain why Opeth sucks, then he went on for four beefy paragraphs (or so) about how he hates them so much.

[quote=Dargon;15316674]We have a sharp one with us today.[/quote]
Anti-poseur league?

[QUOTE=Dargon;15317202]explained[/QUOTE]

hahah that was so funny. im lmaoomfg!
high 5 for hilarity?
[QUOTE=masscows;15317203]Well, it had more to do with the fact that he said he doesn't need to explain why Opeth sucks, then he went on for four beefy paragraphs (or so) about how he hates them so much.[/QUOTE]
i know, i was the only one that pointed that out when it happened.

[QUOTE=Thor;15317205]Anti-poseur league?[/QUOTE]
Death to Poseurs, you mean?



You kids should have your reading comprehension checked up on. I quite clearly stated that there was no need to explain why Opeth sucks, then went on for four beefy paragraphs [i]explaining why some idiots are actually stupid enough to like them[/i].

you better curve that attitude gimp.

start showing me some respect before i have to embarass you in front of your friends.

Dargon? ... friends?

[QUOTE=rattlehead42147;15317307]you better curve that attitude gimp.

start showing me some respect before i have to embarass you in front of your friends.[/QUOTE]
:lol: Just because I don't post for a couple weeks, these pompous little bastards start thinking their balls are big. You're still a retard who has absolutely no comprehension whatsoever of metal; don't ever forget it.

you're not going to even question why i called you a gimp?

fine with me gimp.

I couldn't care less what kind of insane delusions are running through your coke-addled mind, you cumguzzling manwhore.

Despite everything, Dargon still has the funniest sounding insults

very funny gimp. now zip up that mask before i gotta put you to sleep for good.

this thread is free to talk about death metal whenever it should desire, but dargon's pitiful lash-outs entertain me endlessly so im going to keep this up.

[QUOTE]I couldn't care less what kind of insane delusions are running through your coke-addled mind, you cumguzzling manwhore.[/QUOTE]
thanks for removing your head from nifl's *** to find a moment to post that. go back in now.

This fight is a major failure.

[QUOTE=rattlehead42147;15317322]very funny gimp. now zip up that mask before i gotta put you to sleep for good.

this thread is free to talk about death metal whenever it should desire, but dargon's pitiful lash-outs entertain me endlessly so im going to keep this up.


thanks for removing your head from nifl's *** to find a moment to post that. go back in now.[/QUOTE]

Do you honestly think you're funny? Your insults are so awkward it's actually embarassing to read them. Show them to your special-ed teacher; no one here cares.

and yet "cumguzzling" (not as original as youd like to think btw) was not awkward at all to you. in fact it was quite standard and a daily process that you've come to enjoy performing with nifl.

i cant wait till he comes to get your back this is going to be hilarious.

[QUOTE=Butcher;15317330]This fight is a major failure.[/QUOTE]
yeah but this thread is going nowhere.

neither is the fight... it's like a fist-fight between quadriplegics.

[QUOTE=rattlehead42147;15317344]i cant wait till he comes to get your back this is going to be hilarious.[/QUOTE]
As much as I'm sure a poor handicapped child like yourself wishes to talk to two of the greatest sources of metal knowledge in the entire world, it's pretty late here and I'd rather be listening to real metal (something you can only imagine) than be handjobbing a bunch of e-tards.

Later, fags.

and so, the metal god runs low on insults for the night, sees the error in continuing an argument im obviously running just to get a laugh, and escapes in shame to cry on the shoulder of his awaiting lover (and 1 of the 2 greatest sources of metal knowledge on the planet, mind you!).

nifl is probably putting fresh bite marks in his teenage mutant ninja turtles pillow right about now.

you're [I]hilarious![/I]