Yeah, I assumed that it was an Australian airline.

I always seem to think Australian/European humour is much funnier than American humour. I am so out of place over here or something. :upset:

[quote=Pluperfect_Arson;13421131]Yeah, I assumed that it was an Australian airline.

I always seem to think Australian/European humour is much funnier than American humour. I am so out of place over here or something. :upset:[/quote]


The thing I think is that the humor of the European countries and the ones colonised by them is more of a "thinking" or "verbal" humour.

I have always found the American and Canadian humour to be more "physical" e.g. the pie to the face, the falling over something.




Another laugh for you.



[COLOR=#6365ce]The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"![/COLOR]

[COLOR=#6365ce]Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with your mates, being[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#6365ce]assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#6365ce]still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#6365ce]Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#6365ce]perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#6365ce]and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."[/COLOR]

[QUOTE=ebe9;13421136]The thing I think is that the humor of the European countries and the ones colonised by them is more of a "thinking" or "verbal" humour.

I have always found the American and Canadian humour to be more "physical" e.g. the pie to the face, the falling over something.




Another laugh for you.



[COLOR=#6365ce]The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"![/COLOR]

[COLOR=#6365ce]Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with your mates, being[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#6365ce]assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#6365ce]still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"[/COLOR]

[COLOR=#6365ce]Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#6365ce]perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#6365ce]and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

:lol::lol:

Yeah, I have never found a pie to the face all that comical. Someone tripping is occasionally funny, though, but not so much.

I ordered some new strings today. D'Addario Half-Rounds .055-.110. Heavy *** strings. Got 'em from bassguitarstrings.us. I'm excited. Yay. :smash:

[quote=Pluperfect_Arson;13421151]:lol::lol:

Yeah, I have never found a pie to the face all that comical. Someone tripping is occasionally funny, though, but not so much.[/quote]


I also don't get the pie to the face part, as for the tripping, I don't find it funny if it results in the person being injured or hurt.

That's weird. I'm in the dorms at university right now and close to 100 people started having a random party in the parking lot. :confused: It lasted five minuted then they dispersed. The funny part is, almost everyone was gone, then the cops arrived. "Jeez guys, it's the fuzz!" Gotta love the Outsiders. Anyway, I'm out, it's 2 a.m. and I've got a test on The Satyricon in the morning. :wave:

[quote=Aerodyne;13421158]I ordered some new strings today. D'Addario Half-Rounds .055-.110. Heavy *** strings. Got 'em from bassguitarstrings.us. I'm excited. Yay. :smash:[/quote]


Good stuff.


I discovered DR and for all intensive purposes I will not really use anything else, except Warwick Red Lables becasue they are cheap.



I do however love D'Addario Chromes for my fretless.

[QUOTE=ebe9;13421159]I also don't get the pie to the face part, as for the tripping, I don't find it funny if it results in the person being injured or hurt.[/QUOTE]

I mean, if they are terribly injured from the fall, then, yes, it isn't funny. I find it funny, though, if you and your mate are just walking along talking, and then, all of a sudden, he/she trips or stumbles a bit.

It is mainly their facial expression that I find the funniest because they always look so ridiculously goofy.

[COLOR=#6365ce]A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. So he says, ''Ms. Whack, I'd like
to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a holiday.''

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks him how much he wants to
borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says
it's Kermit Jagger and that it's ok, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he
would need to secure some collateral against the loan and asks if he has
anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says ''Sure, I have this'' and produces a tiny pink elephant, about
half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager
and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says: ''There's
a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to
borrow 30 grand. And he wants to use this as collateral''. She holds up the
tiny pink elephant. ''I mean, what is this?''

The bank manager replies: ''It's a knick-knack Patti Whack. Give the frog a
loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone''.[/COLOR]

:lol:

Alright, that was my last laugh for the night.

Thanks for those!

I am off to sleep now.

Have a good rest of your day!

[quote=Pluperfect_Arson;13421170]I mean, if they are terribly injured from the fall, then, yes, it isn't funny. I find it funny, though, if you and your mate are just walking along talking, and then, all of a sudden, he/she trips or stumbles a bit.

It is mainly their facial expression that I find the funniest because they always look so ridiculously goofy.[/quote]


The funny part is not so much the stumbling but rather the reaction they give to having done it as you said.

They get embarassed, we laugh, they get more embarassed. Thats the funny part.

[QUOTE=ebe9;13421171][COLOR=#6365ce]A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. So he says, ''Ms. Whack, I'd like
to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a holiday.''

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks him how much he wants to
borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says
it's Kermit Jagger and that it's ok, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he
would need to secure some collateral against the loan and asks if he has
anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says ''Sure, I have this'' and produces a tiny pink elephant, about
half an inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager
and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says: ''There's
a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to
borrow 30 grand. And he wants to use this as collateral''. She holds up the
tiny pink elephant. ''I mean, what is this?''

The bank manager replies: ''It's a knick-knack Patti Whack. Give the frog a
loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone''.[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

hehe, that's not too bad


howdy all, guess what i do in 2 hours?

[quote=funkyhoney;13421178]hehe, that's not too bad


howdy all, guess what i do in 2 hours?[/quote]


Shag the living daylight out of your girl?







<<<<<is deprived at the moment and pretty much has sex on the brain non stop

[QUOTE=ebe9;13421180]Shag the living daylight out of your girl?







<<<<<is deprived at the moment and pretty much has sex on the brain non stop[/QUOTE]


NO! i did that already :p

doing my solo's/group performances

[quote=funkyhoney;13421188]NO! i did that already :p

doing my solo's/group performances[/quote]


Lucky SOB.



Good luck for the performance deal.

yeah, we don't get to on a regular basis, so when we can, we make it damn good ;)

and yes, youtube videos will ensue!

annnyway, i gotta go get ready, see you's when im done :thumb:

[quote=funkyhoney;13421197]yeah, we don't get to on a regular basis, so when we can, we make it damn good ;)

and yes, youtube videos will ensue![/quote]


Don't you mean GoogleTube videos? :p

[FONT=verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#6365ce]By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. “You’ve got to
have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. “Or just a bed – I don’t care where.” “Well, I do
have a double room with one occupant,” admitted the manager, “and he might be glad to
split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining
rooms have complained in the past. I’m not sure it’d be worth it to you.”

“No problem,” the tired traveler assured him. “I’ll take it.”

The next morning John came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

The manager was impressed. “No problem with the other guy snoring, then?”

“Nope. I shut him up in no time?”

“How’d you manage that?”

“He was already in bed, snoring away. When I came in the room,” John said. “I went
over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, “Goodnight, beautiful,” and he sat up all night
watching me!”
[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

HAHAHA, where do you find these Hobbes?

poop wing

i like chicken.

.... dead

I'm here....

oh fair enough!

i did my solos tonight, videos upolaoding as we speak

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13421532]oh fair enough!

i did my solos tonight, videos upolaoding as we speak[/QUOTE]

Cool, how did you go?

[QUOTE=blizzard;13421534]Cool, how did you go?[/QUOTE]

good good, my first two pieces, one as an accompianist and one solo went great. but when the awkaening rolled around i screwed up a bit, and was overpowered by the drums :(

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13421544]good good, my first two pieces, one as an accompianist and one solo went great. but when the awkaening rolled around i screwed up a bit, and was overpowered by the drums :([/QUOTE]

Awww too bad. The last music extension concert at my school we had pianist who just stopped half way through their piece and ran off.

[QUOTE=blizzard;13421546]Awww too bad. The last music extension concert at my school we had pianist who just stopped half way through their piece and ran off.[/QUOTE]

hahaha!! thats crazy! :lol:

yeah it sounded ok to the audience apparantly, but on camera you cant even hear me :(

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;13421550]hahaha!! thats crazy! :lol:

yeah it sounded ok to the audience apparantly, but on camera you cant even hear me :([/QUOTE]

Damn, oh well cameras are notoriously bad at picking up bass. And sound even worse if you play it back on the camera.