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TimJim 03-24-2011 02:14 PM

http://tinychat.com/stateofthemxforums

(*The Noonward Race*) 03-24-2011 02:42 PM

no not yet

wait for 4-5 hours

adbforever 03-24-2011 03:15 PM

[QUOTE=Larry Bird;18456306]got an application from the library probably wont bother turning it in they wont hire me[/QUOTE]

cool defeatist attitude bro

Larry Bird 03-24-2011 03:25 PM

:cool:

blockhead 03-24-2011 03:27 PM

[QUOTE=P13;18456274]a cute girl that works there smiled at me and [font=zapfino]I just melted[/font]([/QUOTE]

this is why you're a virgin dude. don't act like you worship the ground girls walk on. it looks pathetic

SlightlyEpic 03-24-2011 03:32 PM

girls suck none of them are good enough for me

Larry Bird 03-24-2011 03:32 PM

im sure he dropped to his knees at the sight of her

Aakon_Keetreh 03-24-2011 03:33 PM

not caring is the best thing ever

blockhead 03-24-2011 03:34 PM

i don't worry about girls. if they come to me and i like them i'll get involved with them. every single girlfriend/girl i've fucked/been involved with came onto me.

they're just not a priority to me

SlightlyEpic 03-24-2011 03:34 PM

he should tell her she's a vapid whore and not worthy of his time

instant blowjob

TheBigDickInYourAzz 03-24-2011 03:35 PM

[QUOTE=adbforever;18456376]cool defeatist attitude bro[/QUOTE]


hes being realistic tho

P13 03-24-2011 03:35 PM

[QUOTE=blockhead;18456383]this is why you're a virgin dude. don't act like you worship the ground girls walk on. it looks pathetic[/QUOTE]

twas a joke

blockhead 03-24-2011 03:36 PM

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18456392]he should tell her she's a vapid whore and not worthy of his time

instant blowjob[/QUOTE]no you should treat girls with respect but you should make it clear that you respect yourself and that you aren't willing to change yourself for them. if they realize you will be fine with or without them then they will think you're confident and not some needy bitch.

TheBigDickInYourAzz 03-24-2011 03:36 PM

the girl at the store says hello he creams his pants

SlightlyEpic 03-24-2011 03:37 PM

[QUOTE=blockhead;18456396]no you should treat girls with respect but you should make it clear that you respect yourself and that you aren't willing to change yourself for them. if they realize you will be fine with or without them then they will think you're confident and not some needy bitch.[/QUOTE]

i don't see any instant blowjobs

P13 03-24-2011 03:37 PM

I probably would've died of an aneurism

blockhead 03-24-2011 03:38 PM

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18456399]i don't see any instant blowjobs[/QUOTE]

i've got a date tonight. she asked me out. i've fucked several girls the first day I met them. is that close enough to instant blowjob?

SlightlyEpic 03-24-2011 03:40 PM

idk man unless she's on her knees begging for yr dick at first sight i'm not so sureee

McP3000 03-24-2011 03:41 PM

i haz a feeling that your fibbing

xMalcolmXx 03-24-2011 03:41 PM

awwww haz :'(

blockhead 03-24-2011 03:41 PM

yeah man. i said that i've had sex with girls before and that i'm going out with one tonight.


has to be a lie. i mean that's so unbelievable

(*The Noonward Race*) 03-24-2011 03:42 PM

I am flying.

SlightlyEpic 03-24-2011 03:42 PM

[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18456419]I am flying.[/QUOTE]

:o:o

P13 03-24-2011 03:43 PM

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18456414]awwww haz :'([/QUOTE]

I was just getting over it but then you decided to bring it up and ruin everything :upset:

(*The Noonward Race*) 03-24-2011 03:43 PM

No you believe it.

Angmar 03-24-2011 03:44 PM

Picking up my lady friend tomorrow at noon :)

P13 03-24-2011 03:44 PM

I'm hungry but I've gotten to the point where my hunger hinders me and I don't want to get food so I'll just sit here watching my lecture wasting away

xMalcolmXx 03-24-2011 03:45 PM

if my math is correct i shouldnt expect any lady friends until approximately a month and a half from now

Aakon_Keetreh 03-24-2011 03:45 PM

im bored as fuck

blockhead 03-24-2011 03:45 PM

was talking to this girl on the phone last night and she says "well i have a confession to make that may make you not as interested in me"

immediately i thought it was either she had kids, she was a tranny, she has a boyfriend, is married

but it was "i don't have a car right now"



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