yeah anything goes as long as that isnt illegal in australia ?

idk our laws tbh i'm ignorant to the media

bored waiting for clothes to finish washing

I got late to work today and my boss kinda yelled at me :(

****ing bitch

slag

my boss is a bitch but she always gives me nice smiles I bet she would be a nice dominant women to ****

aight no more mxing, i gotta beef up this essay

:lol:

are you horny at the moment, haz?

And my boss is pretty chill most of the time, it's so weird that she yelled at me, she is probably in her period or soemthing. She listens to metal, lol.

yeah idk she drove off with some young bloke today to get some screws and drill bits from the hardware store they took their sweet time coming back whilst I talked to some guy who runs the art studio up here about electronic music i'm pretty sure they ****ed each others brains out

my boss always sounds like she is annoyed with you, or something. her manner is always kind of dry and serious but generally have learnt to just to not take it too seriously. although on my last shift she was being really ****ing annoying.

wow, all three of us have female bosses

what this world come to! :(

My boss was a jewy looking old white guy. Such a prick.

i've never had a male boss

I've never had a female boss. :|

Yeah, I've never had a male boss either.

Most of the people who I work with are female too. You would fall in love with one chick in here, Justin, she listens to good crust and hardcore, haha, but she is not azn :(

I can get down with non-azn bittys, it's aight.

teach that skill to adb

Not so much a skill as it is personal preference. I'm pretty sure he doesn't only like azn chicks. I've got yellow fever worse than anyone here.

done with my essay

what a terrible piece of writing

its the king
kiss the ring
nigga bow to the Nikes

i need p[size=2]uss[/size]y

same

sup guys

[i]even the bombs and scarecrows will sing[/i]

might have a 3 AM shower since i've sobered up and will go to bed

i need to staple my essay but the stapler is so far away

you need a remote control for your stapler that makes it come to you

I'm about to smoke a couple bowls, I'm bored as ****.

or a guy to do this for me

it better be a midget butler who walks around with a bowl of potato chips strapped to the top of his head

i was thinking more along the lines of nachos in a sombrero but that works too

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;17561465]i need to staple my essay but the stapler is so far away[/QUOTE]

wtf i just turned in an essay get outta my head

what's the best way to get my best friend and his gf to break up, they've been together/broken up at least 6 times and everyone is sick of this ****. plus she's the most annoying girl in the world.

homicide

scar her physically somehow so she is unattractive

[QUOTE=Deth;17561496]what's the best way to get my best friend and his gf to break up, they've been together/broken up at least 6 times and everyone is sick of this ****. plus she's the most annoying girl in the world.[/QUOTE]

Wear a mask and rape her. That way she will be too broken up inside to love again. Or dont wear a mask and **** her. Im sure your friend will see it was for his own good.

Might be a little late but i just heard Eviles bassist is dead, messed up.

she's not good looking **** that

probably just make her cry again, last time I had her rolled up on the floor of my friend's bathroom crying hysterically and they broke up like 2 days later

So you hit her then? Thats cool.

I verbally berated her while drunk and I think the nail in the coffin was making fun of her being cheated on about a year before

everyone around thought it was hilarious, and that included her friends so idk

[QUOTE=Deth;17561496]what's the best way to get my best friend and his gf to break up, they've been together/broken up at least 6 times and everyone is sick of this ****. plus she's the most annoying girl in the world.[/QUOTE]


Yeah bro I know what you mean that [B]sh[/B]it is irritating as hell.

idk though, just start being an [SIZE="2"]a[/SIZE]ss to her or something.

Lol good game.

tryna think should i watch Coraline or just take a nap