[QUOTE=Raayl;17441135]sade is like a metaphor for that little devil guy on your shoulder who tells you its OK to **** your cousin cause you dont really ever see her anyways[/QUOTE]

I didn't know there was anything wrong with it to begin with..

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;17441154]I didn't know there was anything wrong with it to begin with..[/QUOTE]

ok we'll throw this in too:

she's underage

[QUOTE=gaslight;17441153]A girl I know who is quite attractive and who I quite like despite myself has told me on numerous occasions how I should dress exactly like that and wear a skinny tie.

God it's hard to put up with people.[/QUOTE]

Wow, I'd take her down a peg. Or slap her around a bit, you know, just so she remembers you're a guy.

It's not wrong but if she gets pregnant you do have to kill her and that's probably wrong in some social circles.

and yeah fh that album packaging is sweet i love courier new anything that looks all vintage and typewriter-antiquated is good enough for me

[QUOTE=Raayl;17441123]btw dude we all know girls are dumb its just their nature

this slut i had been messing around with told me im going to go to hell cause im an atheist and im like so are you you're bisexual its a crime against nature and she got all mad and told me to **** off and im like it doesnt help you any that you're a two dollar whore either

LoL!![/QUOTE]

Hang on one second, I took this off facebook earlier.

I'm Ryan, btw. The other girl I call dumb bitch.

Sigourney Coles y are men so stupid the sooner they learn the we are always rite the easyer there lives will be

Ryan Honey
Why* stupid?* The* that* right* easier* their*

You're always right, Sig. :D

Raayl can you do a planch push-up?

[QUOTE=Raayl;17441163]and yeah fh that album packaging is sweet i love courier new anything that looks all vintage and typewriter-antiquated is good enough for me[/QUOTE]

I have a typewriter, I must be good enough.

Thanks though, I'm really happy with how it turned out.

[QUOTE=gaslight;17441162]It's not wrong but if she gets pregnant you do have to kill her and that's probably wrong in some social circles.[/QUOTE]

That's a good one :lol:


Oh wait..

[QUOTE=gaslight;17441162]It's not wrong but if she gets pregnant you do have to kill her and that's probably wrong in some social circles.[/QUOTE]

i dont see the big deal about incest tbqh

btw now you know what its like to be me gaslight where you're just angry at people like 24/7 its ok though

like this waitress i work with the other night got all pissed off cause i didnt wash the silverware correctly

and i was like

are you serious right now you're gonna condescend me

what cause you write down food orders you think you're somehow better than me LOL ok honey maybe you should focus a little less on being a cu[SIZE="2"]n[/SIZE]t and a little more on losing weight

[QUOTE=Raayl;17441181]i dont see the big deal about incest tbqh

btw now you know what its like to be me gaslight where you're just angry at people like 24/7 its ok though

like this waitress i work with the other night got all pissed off cause i didnt wash the silverware correctly

and i was like

are you serious right now you're gonna condescend me

what cause you write down food orders you think you're somehow better than me LOL ok honey maybe you should focus a little less on being a cu[SIZE="2"]n[/SIZE]t and a little more on losing weight[/QUOTE]

This reminds me of a hip-hop show me and the singer in a band went to see. I don't really like hip-hop but that's not the point.

The guy we went to see wrote a song about a girl he used to work with, based on a true story. His boss asked where she was and he said she called in fat.

I know it doesn't seem funny but in song format it was golden. Especially knowing it actually happened.

I always have the input of things coming in that shits me off about the world but most of the time I can just be numb too it and carry on like a happy person but there's no denying the myriad of things that **** me off because that would be being dishonest myself and that's one of the things I don't allow myself.

Serenity now.

[QUOTE=gaslight;17441167]Raayl can you do a planch push-up?[/QUOTE]

yes

Jesus, you are a gun at fitness. I'm working on a few push-ups and dumb-bell flys at the moment so I hopefully won't have to be ashamed of the body I see in the mirror.

[QUOTE=gaslight;17441197]I always have the input of things coming in that poops me off about the world but most of the time I can just be numb too it and carry on like a happy person but there's no denying the myriad of things that **** me off because that would be being dishonest myself and that's one of the things I don't allow myself.

Serenity now.[/QUOTE]

i feel strangely complacent doing menial tasks for pay

i live in the middle of nowhere so this place to work is all there is really - i do whatever they want ive worked in kitchens my entire life so some nights i wash dishes

and i just really enjoy watching people freak out and get stressed over the job. i just mind my dishes with a nice little smile on my face, taking in their agony

oh how i revel in the suffering of others, gaslight

[QUOTE=gaslight;17441197]I always have the input of things coming in that shits me off about the world but most of the time I can just be numb too it and carry on like a happy person but there's no denying the myriad of things that **** me off because that would be being dishonest myself and that's one of the things I don't allow myself.

Serenity now.[/QUOTE]

Insanity later.

You should go make someone go through some cognitive behaviour therapy with you. After that you don't get ambiently pissed off with everything because you realise getting pissed off won't change things.

Having said that I still like to pick my battles, especially at work. There's nothing as satisfying as refusing someone service on a technicality just because you feel like being a cunt. Idiots used to piss me off, now I just piss them off, it's wonderful.

[QUOTE=Raayl;17441207]i feel strangely complacent doing menial tasks for pay

i live in the middle of nowhere so this place to work is all there is really - i do whatever they want ive worked in kitchens my entire life so some nights i wash dishes

[B]and i just really enjoy watching people freak out and get stressed over the job. i just mind my dishes with a nice little smile on my face, taking in their agony[/B]

oh how i revel in the suffering of others, gaslight[/QUOTE]

This.

I like watching people get all worked up because I won't sell them their cask of wine at 9 o'clock.

Bearing in mind this could be AM or PM. The people who try to come in after close or bang on the doors etc. really make me laugh. It's sad, but at the same time it's not my problem.

its amazing how much better your life is when you simply [B]stop_caring[/B]

[QUOTE=Raayl;17441207]i feel strangely complacent doing menial tasks for pay [/QUOTE]

Me too man, that's exactly how I am. I was a dishwasher in my last job, now I stack shelves. I love it because you show up, do your work, go home, get paid. No jumping through abstract hoops and doing meaningless garbage work.

If you don't need to wash your hands afterwards, it wasn't work. Honest work for honest pay, that's all I'm after. I can't stand people talking about fulfillment from their job. I get my fulfillment from my music and whatever else, I get my money from my job.

[QUOTE=funkyhoney;17441219]This.

I like watching people get all worked up because I won't sell them their cask of wine at 9 o'clock.

Bearing in mind this could be AM or PM. The people who try to come in after close or bang on the doors etc. really make me laugh. It's sad, but at the same time it's not my problem.[/QUOTE]

ive done some really lame jobs in my life dude let me tell you

and i never once took a single one of them seriously

its like the line from american beauty

"IM NOT PAYING YOU TO STAND AROUND"

so dont pay me

"....WHAT"

dont pay me

"...asshole"

[QUOTE=gaslight;17441224]Me too man, that's exactly how I am. I was a dishwasher in my last job, now I stack shelves. I love it because you show up, do your work, go home, get paid. No jumping through abstract hoops and doing meaningless garbage work.

If you don't need to wash your hands afterwards, it wasn't work. Honest work for honest pay, that's all I'm after.[/QUOTE]

The thing is I get paid more for doing this most weeks than my managers get for doing all their bullshit paperwork and stocktaking.

[quote=gaslight;17441162]It's not wrong but if she gets pregnant you do have to kill her and that's probably wrong in some social circles.[/quote]

It's completely acceptable. I'm pretty sure it's a common technique to use on pregnant whores to absolve them of their sins.

I've only ever read the Cliffnotes: Christianity version of The Bible.

[QUOTE=Raayl;17441228]ive done some really lame jobs in my life dude let me tell you

and i never once took a single one of them seriously

its like the line from american beauty

"IM NOT PAYING YOU TO STAND AROUND"

so dont pay me

"....WHAT"

dont pay me

"...asshole"[/QUOTE]

In the alcohol industry not only should you not take things seriously or personally it's almost difficult to do so. When people don't get their way they kick up a big storm like a 4 year old who didn't get a lollypop, it's genius. Or people stealing ****, if I took every theft as a personal insult I think I'd have died about 6 months ago.

[QUOTE=gaslight;17441224]Me too man, that's exactly how I am. I was a dishwasher in my last job, now I stack shelves. I love it because you show up, do your work, go home, get paid. No jumping through abstract hoops and doing meaningless garbage work.

If you don't need to wash your hands afterwards, it wasn't work. Honest work for honest pay, that's all I'm after. I can't stand people talking about fulfillment from their job. I get my fulfillment from my music and whatever else, I get my money from my job.[/QUOTE]

exactly. when i go home, i dont think about my job AT ALL. when i'm there I dont even think about my job. i just show up, clean up, maybe cook some stuff, and go home. i get paid under the table and pretty well cause i'm basically doing this job as a favor to my old friend who works there

so it all works out.

all throughout college ive done jobs like this. like henry rollins said "im certified to park your car, flip your burgers, and wash your dishes - and not much more."

You can be certified to do a whole lot more but the sad reality is you'll get paid more and live longer laying bricks than you will being a corporate big shot.

Just did my invented workout thing, it's fun and I like the buzz I get afterwards.

I have a swiss ball thing so I use that as my weights bench, do the dumb bell flys, 10 of them holding them at the low point of the fly for three seconds, last one ten seconds, then ten kinda imitation bench press motion things with the same weights, then rest (now) then repeat (in a minute). Not the most pro exercise but I made it up for myself and it goes okay.

At that ^ laying bricks is a far more important job anyway. CEOs get paid more but they wouldn't even have a building to be in without bricklayers.

i have no interest in being some big elaborate financial success

there is freedom in manual labor

im a member of the working class and i always will be

i mean it seems sad to most people that this guy i work with has terminal cancer and is going to die soon

and he's going to die a frycook in a diner in the middle of nowhere

people say that sucks, what a wasted life but really, is it?

I wish I was a bricklayer. Or a sparky, I could see myself doing that.

[QUOTE=Raayl;17441254]i have no interest in being some big elaborate financial success

there is freedom in manual labor

im a member of the working class and i always will be

i mean it seems sad to most people that this guy i work with has terminal cancer and is going to die soon

and he's going to die a frycook in a diner in the middle of nowhere

people say that sucks, what a wasted life but really, is it?[/QUOTE]

Why's it wasted? Who're they comparing him too? What's a life that isn't wasted? Being rich, pssh.

[QUOTE=gaslight;17441251]Just did my invented workout thing, it's fun and I like the buzz I get afterwards.

I have a swiss ball thing so I use that as my weights bench, do the dumb bell flys, 10 of them holding them at the low point of the fly for three seconds, last one ten seconds, then ten kinda imitation bench press motion things with the same weights, then rest (now) then repeat (in a minute). Not the most pro exercise but I made it up for myself and it goes okay.

At that ^ laying bricks is a far more important job anyway. CEOs get paid more but they wouldn't even have a building to be in without bricklayers.[/QUOTE]

its like in the film wallstreet

gordon gekko, the massive financial tycoon .... he doesn't do anything

he doesnt create, he doesnt build

he simply...owns things

he makes money off money