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Spaceman Spiff 10-10-2006 10:42 PM

I've only got about 10 or 20 posts outside the Bass Forum, then most of them in here are in the casual threads.

PaulSimonon 10-10-2006 10:45 PM

I've got a lot of posts everywhere really. Most of them were in casuals though. Back when we had the Compendium I was the highest posting member in it...

Mr. Pickle 10-10-2006 10:46 PM

i go into the general discussion, but i never post in it. i think the only thread i've posted in the past few months in there is the forum flag thread thats in there now.

Spaceman Spiff 10-10-2006 10:47 PM

Yeah, I was one of the top posters in it... I forget exactly where I ranked... in the top 5, I think.

Thonk 10-10-2006 10:47 PM

Pickle: I heard in the guitar forum the user "Guitarded" started it.

He's a nub.

PaulSimonon 10-10-2006 10:50 PM

So, I need a smoke break but I'm too lazy. I don't have any bud, so it's not as fun.

BenJammin 10-10-2006 10:50 PM

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdCzi236mcU[/url]

Mr. Pickle 10-10-2006 10:50 PM

hmm, i guess that would make sense. i don't know guitarded all that well, but i do a little. the person who made that thread is either someone from the forum or someone who is actually retarded.


makes sense i suppose.

Spaceman Spiff 10-10-2006 10:52 PM

Rune - Shard Of Storms

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q54iKWWaE8k[/url]

It's a pretty good performance.

Left Shoe 10-10-2006 10:53 PM

anyone familiar with the federalist papers

Aerodyne 10-10-2006 10:56 PM

I own it. Haven't read it, though.

Anybody checked out [url]www.bassplayer.tv[/url] ? It's a nice little set of videos. It's got a cool clinic with Reggie Hamilton, though.

BenJammin 10-10-2006 10:57 PM

[QUOTE=Left Shoe;13420606]anyone familiar with the federalist papers[/QUOTE]

yes.

/kills self

Left Shoe 10-10-2006 10:57 PM

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13420623]yes.

/kills self[/QUOTE]

how well are you familiar with #45?

BenJammin 10-10-2006 11:00 PM

[QUOTE=Left Shoe;13420624]how well are you familiar with #45?[/QUOTE]

Off the top of my head, not extremely. What is it you wanted to know? We studied them extensively in one of my classes last year, but we went through the entire book, so the exact invidual papers escape me a bit.

Left Shoe 10-10-2006 11:02 PM

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13420639]Off the top of my head, not extremely. What is it you wanted to know? We studied them extensively in one of my classes last year, but we went through the entire book, so the exact invidual papers escape me a bit.[/QUOTE]

i have a homework assignment on it, but if you dont remember it specifically you wont be able to answer it, its kind of specific

BenJammin 10-10-2006 11:05 PM

Oh, yeah. Sorry, Phil.

PaulSimonon 10-10-2006 11:06 PM

Ugh, I think my lighter has finally run out... I'll have to use matches for my nightly smoke.

Thonk 10-10-2006 11:07 PM

I'm out guys.

'night. :wave:

PaulSimonon 10-10-2006 11:08 PM

'night man.

Left Shoe 10-10-2006 11:10 PM

im out

Aerodyne 10-10-2006 11:12 PM

:wave: Cody, Phil.








[SIZE="1"]I hope I got their names right[/SIZE]

Left Shoe 10-10-2006 11:14 PM

im getting a name change to phelix once im in college, only because that would be cool as hell (phil --> phelix)

Spaceman Spiff 10-10-2006 11:15 PM

Felix --> Fill

Fill is a way cooler name.

Aerodyne 10-10-2006 11:16 PM

I would go phillus or something like that. Phallus? You could claim that you're a symbol of virility in Greece. I'm sure a good deal of college kids would buy it.

Duncster 10-10-2006 11:24 PM

Just finally got Images and Words. :D

ebe9 10-11-2006 01:32 AM

Morning all.


Something to kick of the day or end it, depending on where in the world you might be.



[FONT=verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#6365ce]Pilots V. Mechanics

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form,called a "gripe sheet,"
which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics
correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots
review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots
(marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by
maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that
has never had an accident.... Enjoy!

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last...

P. Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding
on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

blizzard 10-11-2006 01:37 AM

[QUOTE=ebe9;13421062]Morning all.


Something to kick of the day or end it, depending on where in the world you might be.



[FONT=verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=#6365ce]Pilots V. Mechanics

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form,called a "gripe sheet,"
which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics
correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots
review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor.

Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots
(marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by
maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that
has never had an accident.... Enjoy!

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last...

P. Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding
on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/QUOTE]


Thats great :lol:

How are you Hobbes?

ebe9 10-11-2006 01:53 AM

[quote=blizzard;13421072]Thats great :lol:

How are you Hobbes?[/quote]


Thought the Australian contingent might like that.


I am good, and you Bliz?

Pluperfect_Arson 10-11-2006 02:03 AM

I actually thought that was rather funny. :lol:

ebe9 10-11-2006 02:08 AM

[quote=Pluperfect_Arson;13421125]I actually thought that was rather funny. :lol:[/quote]


I also had a good laugh when I first found it.



Quantas of course being an Australian airline, hence the original comment.


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