No more rocks for this guy.

I'll be thinking about you while you're in jail.

im not going to jail you stupid crackhead

they knocking on yo mommas g string because shes a jailhouse bitch

probably, yeah

Oh my ****, I'm gonna have oxys in less than an hour. Today is gonna rule.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16995454]Oh my ****, I'm gonna have oxys in less than an hour. Today is gonna rule.[/QUOTE]

Lucky bitch, my town's been dry for like a week almost.

I did come across some tramadols last night though and that was better than expected

retired how do you fund this?

[QUOTE=Arucard;16995475]retired how do you fund this?[/QUOTE]

Don't worry about what I do.

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;16995465]Lucky bitch, my town's been dry for like a week almost.

I did come across some tramadols last night though and that was better than expected[/QUOTE]

Yeah, tramadols are alright, my gf gave me a couple of them before and I was surprised I actually felt anything.

retired makes bondage/snuff films for a living

edit: yeah i looked em up on erowid and they were made out to be utter garbage but i only took 2 and got mad high it was nice

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;16995502]retired makes bondage/snuff films for a living[/QUOTE]

Did you see the one where I killed the bitch at the end?

yeah, after cutting tiny slits in her boobs and shitting into her wounds for a half hour?

yeah i've seen that one

[QUOTE=honeydutchautopsy;16995509]yeah, after cutting tiny slits in her boobs and poopting into her wounds for a half hour?

yeah i've seen that one[/QUOTE]

No, the one where I shot her in the back of the head as I was doing her in the ***. I kept going for like 3 hours after she was dead.

so i guess you didn't kill the bitch at the end so much as at the beginning/middleish...

meh...









































I don't like the way buttholes feel once the person's dead it's like "hey why aren't you terrified wtf" and then it's like "oh yeah you're dead lol"

Killing them is half the fun. Hearing them squeal and plead for their lives...

*boner*

nice conversation

I'm totally getting off, dude.

well im going to the pub tonight

not as interesting as tripping balls though

never is son

ive got no ****ing beer and all the shops are ****ing closed
an evening without beer brings horrifying truthes and inner rage

i got a bottle of rum and a bottle of tequila for my birthday so now i have like 2.5 bottles of rum and a bottle of tequila and i don't know what to do with it =|

do some DRUGS man!

@stevie

ill go sniff vodka fumes

[QUOTE=Stevie V;16995578]ive got no ****ing beer and all the shops are ****ing closed
an evening without beer brings horrifying truthes and inner rage[/QUOTE]

Get some drugs, man.

Mornin peeps, still talking about drugs eh?

well a lack of drugs

drugs bro!

80s mullet got dry humped by a mexican

lol That sounds like an interesting party.

I'm dying waiting for my oc's.