shut up jaundice

*IPukeBlood

i want a handjob

I got one at the doctor's office the other day.

I want xanax.

no you don't you want Tylenol that s[B]h[/B]it is sooo good

i wanna start a rock band

i want a handjob on xanax

handjobs and xanax are both kind of boring

i would never turn them down, however.

blowjobs on blow

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17488714]blowjobs on blow[/QUOTE]

i want this forever forever forever

just trying to get my dick wet

same basically

My girlfriend is in Europe for another month and a half, so no sex0rz for me for a while.

pwnt

thats not her theory whilst in europe







jk man i dont know maybe ur gurl is one of those rare nonsluts

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17488735]thats not her theory whilst in europe
[/QUOTE]this actually made me lol

yo alex, my friend is going to nola in mid december. i'm tagging along unless i die or something. we should pillage ****.

hell yeah, we'll have to tear some **** apart

[QUOTE=hXcPLISIT;17488735]



jk man i dont know maybe ur gurl is one of those rare nonsluts[/QUOTE]



Luckily for me, that's the case.

your gf says hi btw

Aren't you in Canada?

[QUOTE=FatalEnergy;17488748]Luckily for me, that's the case.[/QUOTE]

good to hear

and nice avatar

[QUOTE=FatalEnergy;17488760]Aren't you in Canada?[/QUOTE]

nope

non-sluts definitely have their advantages

Yeah, like they don't have STDs.

yeah, and they aren't loose as ****.

hell ya for non sluts

backing dis

i'd like to date a non-slut but i pretty much suck at everything aside from school so that's probably not going to be a possibility in the near future