[QUOTE=Anarcho Poser]I hate to poop. It ****ing sucks.


theres nothing worse than running out of steam mid-crap, when you know theres more there, but you just dont have the firepower to force it out. Its the worst feeling in the world

hahaha firepower

Also, when you poop and it does some "damage," why do you not get a serious infection?

[QUOTE=Anarcho Poser]Also, when you poop and it does some "damage," why do you not get a serious infection?[/QUOTE]
maybe you cant catch infections off your own germs? can someone smart shed some light on this?

Taking a poop that doesn't poop the whole way REALLY sucks. That definitely is one of the worst feelings in the world.

I've never heard of poop doing damage to you, unless there is something sharp in your s'hit.

this is a shitty conversation.

[QUOTE=Anarcho Poser]But, do gay men like to poop?[/QUOTE]
no more than anyone else.

Hey everyone...

suck my balls, so on so forth. I'm going to replace myself with a robot. It could basically fulfill my job on these forums.

[QUOTE=Sid]Hey everyone...

suck my balls, so on so forth. I'm going to replace myself with a robot. It could basically fulfill my job on these forums.[/QUOTE]
that robot better have balls too then.

Too true.

So mx is my cousin and today he was giving me a piggy-back ride.

Actually I was at a minor league baseball game and I caught a frisbee that they tossed to the crowd :cool: :cool:.

i get gas when i get nervous. and when i was in chicago flying home we had to go this rental car place before we went to the Ohare thingy. and at Budget Renta Car i took the biggest poo ever. it was embarrasing people kept on comming in hahah.

i dont really get nervious anymore

Getting gas in public places suck. But when you're by yourself, it's cool.

I thought you guys were talking about filling up a car at a gas station. I was like :confused:

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]Getting gas in public places suck. But when you're by yourself, it's cool.[/QUOTE]

I usually fart in public and blame it on my dad. Especially when it's just me and him, or me and both my parents.

Hahaha, that's awesome. For some weird reason, I only ever have to fart when I'm by myself, so I don't get to play any pranks on people. :(

i never fart in public

I've been blamed for farting twice in school for farts I wasn't responsible for. But there was this one time when I couldn't stop laughing in class because of my friend and I accidentally let one out. Unfortunately, the only person who was talking was the teacher so I'm pretty sure everyone heard it

my farts dont smell bad at all. its crazy.

I love it when im wearing my nighty and a thawng and i catch my *** on the arm of the chair as i goto sit down
it spreads it a little
its hot

[QUOTE=ROT]I love it when im wearing my nighty and a thawng and i catch my *** on the arm of the chair as i goto sit down
it spreads it a little
its hot[/QUOTE]

I really hope you are a girl....

ive transcended gender!
haha

what led to this conversation about poo, farts and trannies?

thats where all conversations end up after a while
and 2083 pages is overdue!

[QUOTE=CombatRock]what led to this conversation about poo, farts and trannies?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ska_Pirate]I [I]should [/I] be a horribly fat person. But for some reason, I'm the kind of guy who can eat 10 half pound burgers, and then go poop out 4 pounds.





I'm not allowed in the bathroom at Wal-Mart anymore. :([/QUOTE]

That

[QUOTE=albert_bass]I wouldnt mind the sound quality if the album was awesome (for example Morning Glory) but it's not. Only about 4 songs.[/QUOTE]

/quotes couple page old post.

Haha. Albert says BB are bad and then mentions Morning Glory in the next post. It's a sad day indeed.

I can't listen to Choking Victim, Morning Glory, Leftover Crack and will never again that's how bad they are.

/goes listens to Kelly Clarkson.

Morning Glory and Choking Victim are awesome. I've grown bored of LoC though.

Hey punks, I'm posting illegally