[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]Brain, I'm really jealous. I wish I could grow some proper side-burns. But I have a baby face.[/QUOTE]

Side burns grow extreamly well for me, I think its because I started shaving them when I was like 13, just to be cool and shave, and it built up some tough hair, because I can't grow a beard, or anything thicker than a mexican mustache.

I didn't start shaving until I was 15.

EDIT: Hahaha, a mexican mustache. Hilarious.

i hate facial hair, luckily i dont have much.

never shave your balls, it gets itchy as

[QUOTE=albert_bass]i hate facial hair, luckily i dont have much.[/QUOTE]
doesnt the monobrow count?

[QUOTE=time bomb]doesnt the monobrow count?[/QUOTE]

Hahah yeah, but I dont have one, luckily too.

I know a kid with a uni-brow. He's a really goofy looking fellow. I feel bad for him.

[QUOTE=Brain Squirmin' Like a Toad]Side burns grow extreamly well for me, I think its because I started shaving them when I was like 13, just to be cool and shave, and it built up some tough hair, because I can't grow a beard, or anything thicker than a mexican mustache.[/QUOTE]
the brian jonestown massacre's frontman, wothisname? he has maaaad sideburns
best ive ever seen

The one guitar player from KsE has some pretty nice side-burns. I envy him.

its my actual life ambition to grow massive lambchop sideburns

The only place on my face that grows quickly is my chin

I just took a new picture of myself and its horrible looking, I look like a white trash drunk child abducter/molester. It revels my true self!

[sketchyjoe] hey guys
[sketchyjoe] I just threw up
[Brain Toad] wonderful
[Anti-Prefix] ouch
[Anti-Prefix] :(
[Anti-Prefix] you okayyyyyy Joe
[sketchyjoe] I feel good now
[sketchyjoe] I felt bad before I threw up
[Anti-Prefix] that's good.
[sketchyjoe] I had 6 pints of strong cide, 3 burgers and 4 pieces of cake
[sketchyjoe] *cider
[Anti-Prefix] ouch
[Anti-Prefix] not a good mix up, huh?
[sketchyjoe] I just had to clear up all my vomit
[ihateceIebrities] hamburgers???!?? :O :O
[sketchyjoe] There were big chunks of beef in it
[sketchyjoe] not good

Eww, that's gross. Glad ya feel better though.

It's amazing how quickly you sober up when you vomit.

tr00.

i went driving around my street. i was going 50 mph. on a circle street and this lady who lives to houses down from me pointed at me and yelled. shes going to report my licecens or call my house. im going to be screwed, all i have is my permit. stupid me.

[QUOTE=CombatRock]i went driving around my street. i was going 50 mph. on a circle street and this lady who lives to houses down from me pointed at me and yelled. shes going to report my licecens or call my house. im going to be screwed, all i have is my permit. stupid me.[/QUOTE]
tell em it was your evil twin

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]It's amazing how quickly you sober up when you vomit.[/QUOTE]
:thumb:

I believe pissing feels better even if it doesn't sober you up the relieving tension feels like WOW..

Pissing feels oh so good. One of the best feelings in the world.

[QUOTE=albert_bass]i hate facial hair, luckily i dont have much.[/QUOTE]
excluding the unibrow, that is.

edit: somebody beat me to it. curse my having-a-life.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21]Pissing feels oh so good. One of the best feelings in the world.[/QUOTE]
Fat people feel the same way, only towards pooing! :thumb:

I [I]should [/I] be a horribly fat person. But for some reason, I'm the kind of guy who can eat 10 half pound burgers, and then go poop out 4 pounds.





I'm not allowed in the bathroom at Wal-Mart anymore. :(

Public Restrooms = No. :thumb:

(thats for the number two, that is)

Fat people are some of the best poopers in the world.

I hate to poop. It ****ing sucks.

But, do gay men like to poop?

How can you hate pooping? Seriously?

How can you hate pooping? Seriously?

I love to poop. Except when they are poops where there is more wipeing then pooping.

Well this is an interesting conversation. I guess it's alright. I don't pay much attention to it. Pissing feels better after sleeping for about 12+ hours.