I like going into the black metal chat on SLSK and saying Kanwulf died in a plane crash.

You can't deny Kanwulf is a great lyricist, fake or not.

Arte****ed
Burning out of Hell
Yelling "Rebel Yell"
My burning wheels I smell
The twin yells out the spell

Ich bin ein beschissnes Arte****ed

Easy Rider Dream
Let her rip and scream
My blood's an engines steam
My art's dirty 'n mean

Ich bin ein beschissnes Arte****ed

Non above 'n at side
Through angel dust I ride
I no longer hide
My freedom deep inside

Ich bin ein beschissnes Arte****ed

Far beyond the scene
I want to be seen
I entered no Schema
Can't sing, can only scream

On all the roads I run
I think 'bout Vietnam
I fight through my Sin's scum
'Til I become undone

Ich bin ein beschissnes Arte****ed

I prayed to the sacred Whore
To get into the Corps
The Legion and the War
But that chance I have no more

I bein ein beschissnes Arte****ed

Throughout the land I fly
Black Metal - Semper Fi
With my own guilt I will die
To my dreams I say goodbye

Ich bin ein beschissnes Arte****ed

I like pretenindg idiots like Kanwulf don't exist. Just like I like to believe BM isn't a complete joke.

[QUOTE]Black Metal - Semper Fi[/QUOTE]
:lol:

I thought you made those lyrics as a joke, then checked M-A and realized they're real. :lol::lol::lol:

Finally some black metal discussion, joke or not, after the last 5 pages being fagged up.

NP: Celtic Frost- Dawn of Meggido

I have a question...why is Old Man's Child hated so much around here?

Or at least they seem to be

I don't remember much about the,, and all that I remember is that they're incredibly terrible and boring melodic trash. Plus, that guys ****ing bald I think. What a faggot.

Hmm...the only album I could think of as melodic thrash would Vermin and [I]maybe[/I] In Defiance of Existence. But IDoE is an incredible album, not much different from Nagelfar sound wise.

Born of the Flickering and Pagan Prosperity are quite enjoyable as well.

and yes its Galder and he is bald, but the man is musically gifted. Must be all the uv rays on the scalp

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15703835]Plus, that guys ****ing bald I think. What a faggot.[/QUOTE]

sit on a spiked dildo faggot

[QUOTE]Hmm...the only album I could think of as melodic thrash[/QUOTE]

No I mean trash. Like stuff you throw away. Because it sucks.

Galder is gifted at being a fa[U]gg[/U]ot, haha.

np: JAILBREAK

I used the words morbid ceremony in an essay for school today. I thought I was pretty cool tbh.

did you reference me in the works cited page?

No I cited Vintyr.

Yeah I know where you got it from!

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15703985]No I mean trash. Like stuff you throw away. Because it sucks.[/QUOTE]

Oh well I read that wrong. Such is life.

Check out the song Life Deprived.

Its not trash. Not like the stuff you throw away. Because it doesn't suck.

OMC isn't bm


Unless by bm you mean bowel movement.

Umm yeah...they are

[QUOTE=masterchaos;15703767]I have a question...why is Old Man's Child hated so much around here?

Or at least they seem to be[/QUOTE]

Because they suck.

[QUOTE=masterchaos;15704474]Umm yeah...they are[/QUOTE]

Yeah dude, they're some seriously elite black metal, but I think Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir are slightly superior as far as my black metal goes.

[QUOTE=pate;15704441]OMC isn't bm


Unless by bm you mean bowel movement.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

I didn't see that when I first looked at this page.

[QUOTE=masterchaos;15703767]I have a question...why is Old Man's Child hated so much around here?[/QUOTE]
Because listening to them is like a BME pain olympics video for the ears.

[QUOTE=rattlehead42147;15704542]Because listening to them is like a BME pain olympics video for the ears.[/QUOTE]

Kylan, shut the **** up. That stupid ****ing video made my balls hurt for like three hours after I watched it.

Go on AIM

[QUOTE=Angmar;15704499]Yeah dude, they're some seriously elite black metal, but I think Cradle of Filth and Dimmu Borgir are slightly superior as far as my black metal goes.[/QUOTE]

I dont think they sound anything like either of them. And yes I know OMC = Dimmu :rolleyes:

listen to Born of the Flickering. No different than the stuff that gets ranted and raved about in this thread.

masterchaos, you can enjoy Old Man's Child by yourself. Just don't bring them here, you won't convince anyone.

Except me, because I enjoy them, especially the older material.

Dont bring them in here? This is the black metal thread and its black metal...I just asked why they werent liked and I haven't gotten a legit answer from anyone.

Your initial post was probably the closest Nemisis so I thank you for trying.

[QUOTE=masterchaos;15704655]Dont bring them in here? This is the black metal thread and its black metal...I just asked why they werent liked and I haven't gotten a legit answer from anyone.

Your initial post was probably the closest Nemisis so I thank you for trying.[/QUOTE]

I'm sorry, but they really aren't BM.

so masterchaos tell us why they are black metal

Yeah, I'd like to hear his explanation.