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AA-12 02-08-2010 12:04 PM

@haz: yeah lol. its amusing.

Nepenthe 02-08-2010 12:04 PM

i banged a chick on her period once but she didnt tell me. was pretty ****ing disgusting i didnt even notice til like 10 minutes in. i was like oooohhhh youre ****ing gross and made her go home.

Meatplow 02-08-2010 12:05 PM

shockervideo.tv there is at least 1 vid up on that site amongst a heap of other ****

NSFW of course

Nepenthe 02-08-2010 12:06 PM

oh man i just ralphed so hard too much nosefun last night

TimJim 02-08-2010 12:06 PM

http://detroitgothic.net/

holy **** i dont even

some fat goth chick is running around advertising this

AA-12 02-08-2010 12:08 PM

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17798763]oh man i just ralphed so hard too much nosefun last night[/QUOTE]

h5 bro

Txus 02-08-2010 12:09 PM

my gf is on her period right now and i dont plan on touching her in the next 3 or 4 days, yeah.

AA-12 02-08-2010 12:10 PM

ugh you [B]prudes[/B]

TimJim 02-08-2010 12:10 PM

idk it sounds really sexy but i dont have the kind of firepower to clean that mess

Jaundice 02-08-2010 12:11 PM

just do it in the shower

AA-12 02-08-2010 12:12 PM

shower sex is horribly overrated

TimJim 02-08-2010 12:12 PM

slips falls and dies

SlightlyEpic 02-08-2010 12:13 PM

[QUOTE=AA-12;17798777]shower sex is horribly overrated[/QUOTE]

no it's not, it's awesome :upset:

AA-12 02-08-2010 12:14 PM

idk, i find it pretty awkward

Meatplow 02-08-2010 12:14 PM

last time I had sex we had a shower and she was really short and I had bend over awkwardly to try and make something of it and it just didn't work

I need more practice

SlightlyEpic 02-08-2010 12:15 PM

well yeah I guess not so much the sex itself in the shower but showering with someone is the best thing ever

AA-12 02-08-2010 12:15 PM

baths are fun in that regard too

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17798782]last time I had sex we had a shower and she was really short and I had bend over awkwardly to try and make something of it and it just didn't work

I need more practice[/QUOTE]

haha yeah, this. its unfortunate when the girl is tiny

Jaundice 02-08-2010 12:16 PM

i tried to have sex in the shower once she was like no let's wait a few months

i was like ughhh why did i drive 50+ miles to stand naked in a bathtub with a girl that's not even gonna let me **** so then we went in her room and listened to modest mouse for the rest of the night

Meatplow 02-08-2010 12:17 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17798785]i tried to have sex in the shower once she was like no let's wait a few months

i was like ughhh why did i drive 50+ miles to stand naked in a bathtub with a girl that's not even gonna let me **** so then we went in her room and listened to modest mouse for the rest of the night[/QUOTE]

:lol:

SlightlyEpic 02-08-2010 12:17 PM

[QUOTE=AA-12;17798784]baths are fun in that regard too[/QUOTE]

Never had a bath with a girl before, I definitely need to try this

Ralphie Rivera 02-08-2010 12:17 PM

just pick her up you pansies (to meatplow and aa-12 with the little girls). showering with a girl is nice but yeah shower sex can be a little weird. getting water sprayed into your mouth and eyes can be a nuisance, especially when your putting your head in certain places ;)

AA-12 02-08-2010 12:18 PM

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;17798788]Never had a bath with a girl before, I definitely need to try this[/QUOTE]
its even better on drugs !

Ralphie Rivera 02-08-2010 12:19 PM

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;17798788]Never had a bath with a girl before, I definitely need to try this[/QUOTE]

it's nice if the tub is large, thought the tub is usually too small

Carl Sagan 02-08-2010 12:19 PM

cold showers are awesome

Moon Flavor 02-08-2010 12:19 PM

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;17798788]Never had a bath with a girl before, I definitely need to try this[/QUOTE]

sounds cool but my bathtub is almost too small for me to fit in it alone, let alone me and another person

AA-12 02-08-2010 12:21 PM

i make my tub seem pretty small but its huge

Meatplow 02-08-2010 12:21 PM

[QUOTE=Ralphie Rivera;17798789]just pick her up you pansies (to meatplow and aa-12 with the little girls). showering with a girl is nice but yeah shower sex can be a little weird. getting water sprayed into your mouth and eyes can be a nuisance, especially when your putting your head in certain places ;)[/QUOTE]

idk, i'm just not into doing it in the shower.

it's all fine to wash each other but when she keeps bending over i'm like :(

Txus 02-08-2010 12:24 PM

when i take a bath with my gf we usually have a discussion because of the water

i like it really hot and she likes it really cold :( haha

but its usually awesome either way.

thinking about it, we haven't done that in quite a while.

Carl Sagan 02-08-2010 12:25 PM

how is there any room for her when you're in there

Ralphie Rivera 02-08-2010 12:25 PM

really cold? is she a vampire?
i bet it makes her nipples really pointy


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