rip ~600 posts

never enough cheez

[QUOTE=lim;17915357][IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/qqa7vk.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

also, dude

eating roast beef sandwich w/ cheddar and cheddar sun chips

CHEEZ

[QUOTE=shortz;17915239]How long have you been playing guitar Jaundice? If you don't mind me askin'.[/QUOTE]
on and off for like nine years

thats it

i've been up all night it's 7:54 am i'm gonna ride my motorbike to the supermarket and buy ingredients for the greasiest, most disgusting snack I can imagine

[I]there will be cheese[/I]

just put fish on a cinnamon bagel and cover it in orange salad dressing

works for me

that skyline **** looks horrifying haha

might throw some anchovies in there

everything is better with anchovies

i've never seen anchovies

i was always under the impression that they're illegal to manufacture

turned out that was lie

my dad used to just eat anchovies straight from the can

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17915408]i've never seen anchovies

i was always under the impression that they're illegal to manufacture

turned out that was lie[/QUOTE]

what

i eat them out of the jar whenever we have them

I eat them out of your dad's asshole when you have them.

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17915411]what

i eat them out of the jar whenever we have them[/QUOTE]

my mom always told me you can't manufacture them for food because they're heavily endangered

you're mom probably saw that episode of futurama and has down syndrome

theyre like the most common fish in the world your mom is stupid

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;17915413]I eat them out of your dad's spatula when you have them.[/QUOTE]

every time I see my dads 30 year old filipino wife I immediately imagine her licking his ***

goin out in a few minutes

should be elite

my mom is stupid to the point of quite possibly being psychotic in all honesty

like once i got arrested for shoplifting and she said i have to be autistic because any neurotypical person would know that shoplifting is illegal and i told her i knew it was illegal but she didn't believe me

there can't possibly be anything healthy about having those kinds of logical fallacies

what is her stance on magnets

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17915426]every time I see my dads 30 year old filipino wife I immediately imagine her licking his ***[/QUOTE]

that is ****ing hot

he's like a 60 year old fat british guy in a cabbie hat and she cuts his toenails and ****

he has this air of dominance about her and would appear to take her for granted

everyone spam mappys formspring questioning his sexuality

lol

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17915490]everyone spam mappys formspring questioning his sexuality[/QUOTE]

looooool

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17915426]every time I see my dads 30 year old filipino wife I immediately imagine her licking his ***[/QUOTE]

:lol:

sup peeps

too cold outside, staying home tonight

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17915523]too cold outside, staying home tonight[/QUOTE]

sorry dude it's perfect outside here.

HI5 PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THE MIDWEST

stfu dale

dale rules

im overcome with depression

should i wait for my friends to call me or should i get a gram of spice and go to bookstore to buy a giant Kafka anthology and read it analytically searching for subtextual information about sexual frustration

The latter is much deeper.

i dont wanna be deep tho i just wanna get drunk

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17915538]im overcome with depression

should i wait for my friends to call me or should i get a gram of spice and go to bookstore to buy a giant Kafka anthology and read it analytically searching for subtextual information about sexual frustration[/QUOTE]

kafka

reading King of The Hill wiki thanks to this thread

[quote]Dale Gribble is the next-door neighbor of Hank and Peggy Hill. He is an exterminator, bounty hunter, chain-smoker, gun fanatic, and paranoid believer of almost all conspiracy theories. Mike Judge and Greg Daniels named him in tribute to Dan "Gribble" Costello, a close friend of Judge. The character himself is loosely based on William S. Burroughs and Hunter S. Thompson, both of whom were avid gun collectors and wrote pieces on conspiracy theory. Some of his Dale-isms are "S'Go," which he says whenever he wants a person to go somewhere with him, "sh-sh-shaa" to mark a point of accomplishment (such as releasing an eagle to chase away some pigeons--"sh-shaaa!"--only to have the eagle turn on him), and "Wingo!" when excited.[/quote]

you guys don't understand the horrible loneliness that overcomes me whenever i'm not with my friends tho

try to see it as solitude rather than desperate loneliness

works for me sometimes

Gonna go get some mexican soon.

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17915550]try to see it as solitude rather than desperate loneliness

works for me sometimes[/QUOTE]

i can only look at it as solitude if it's like a wednesday or a sunday

on a friday night it's desperate loneliness no matter how you look at it

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17915549]you guys don't understand the horrible loneliness that overcomes me whenever i'm not with my friends tho[/QUOTE]

i definitely do

buuuut im learning to do my own thing more and moar lately

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17915555]i can only look at it as solitude if it's like a wednesday or a sunday

on a friday night it's desperate loneliness no matter how you look at it[/QUOTE]

not really

seems to me just a kind of social expectation