[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]I did.

Assault?

Heh...I love people who can't fight...it's so much easier to get them to submit.[/QUOTE]
ah ok

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314], I'm glad you guys can put some humor into it, because I seriously was still pretty pissed... but I mean, come on... who DOESN'T love size 7 bolded celebratory messages? That was ****in' great, man... hahahaha.

I just wish I felt like what I did was... I dunno, complete? Does that make sense? :-\

He was seriously the worst fighter ever. He like, wound up with his left, and...

... alright, look. Stick your left arm straight out at your side (like you're making a T or something with your body, but just with your left arm), and then bend your elbow 45 degrees towards the computer. So, basically, you have this goofy, awkward arm position. Now, try swinging like that on an upward angle. That's basically his first punch. Now, when you punch, hold that position there. That's basically what I had working for me. Notice how your entire left side is left open now.[/QUOTE]

ahaha! you're joking right? seriously my unborn baby brother can fight better than that

He should've just thrown something. Like his lava lamp. He does have a lava lamp, right Jom?

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]He should've just thrown something. Like his lava lamp. He does have a lava lamp, right Jom?[/QUOTE]

Na, just throw his cologne bottle. He'd go all cat fight on jim

[QUOTE=gocaps99]Na, just throw his cologne bottle. He'd go all cat fight on jim[/QUOTE]

but then he risks getting pee on his ****

[QUOTE=gocaps99]Na, just throw his cologne bottle. He'd go all cat fight on jim[/QUOTE]

Don't diss the art of cat fight. Sure, maybe you look like a pansy and will forever have a reputaion as one but leaving a dental impression in someones thigh is about as hardcore as it gets.

/tries to catch up

My connection is slower than snot running uphill compared to my uni's connection.

[quote=11teen]what did he steal? and did you get it back? and did you steal any of his stuff then?[/quote]

I could write a book about my dealings with this kid. I'd divide the chapters up into the following: Dealings With Police For Him, Things He's Broken, Things He's Stolen, Things He's Rusted Out, Bitchfests, and then the final chapter would be what happened earlier :-\

What I was questioning him on were why two of my game discs were gone (considering they were there yesterday when I checked to make sure everything was there) out of the blue. He said he didn't know. I said, bullshi[font=]t. He's like, you're trying to accuse me? I said, I'm not trying to, shi[/font]t-for-brains, you're the only one who lives here. Well, I don't know, he says. I say, well, it's just ironic that the two games you actually play off my system are gone.

Yeah, I've taken them to...

What did you say?!

Uh...

You son of a bitch. Of all the sackless things you could have done to add to the list of dumbass things you've done, you just had to add another one, didn't you?

Anyways, I didn't steal or break anything back, because that would be stupid. I just didn't know that I would be drilling him in the face about five minutes later.

[quote=DM]Not to burst any bubbles, but what are the possible negative repercussions of this incident? I have a feeling he's not retarded enough to go to the police because you have plenty on him but you never know.[/quote]

There are numerous repercussions, sure. I have confidence that he's not going to do anything with the police, considering that his record with them is dirty from multiple incidents. I've brought up instances with Housing and Residence about what he's done, and how I've managed to not snap, but that with each time my patience continues to wear thin.

Additionally, the people across the hall saw what happened, since the door was open, and everyone goes to where there's loud noises. If anything, they can vouch for me that he initiated any physical contact, but I was the one who actually connected with anything.

The other possible repercussion is that his goony gag of losers will try to jump me next semester, but I don't see how that's going to happen since he's going to be off-campus next year while I'm staying on.

In regards to the whole manly thing, I laughed like crazy at your biting/nutshot comment. And I also have to clarify that I'm not exactly the biggest or most intense physical specimen, but compared to him, I would have never let myself lose to someone like THAT.

[quote=Efil]
WHOA. I don't believe what I'm hearing. Check out the BALLS on this kid. That's the way. You don't take no s[font=]hit from nobody.[/font][/quote]

Honestly, I have a very high tolerance threshold for morons. This just was cumulating throughout the year, and finally the raincloud opened.

Dear Jom,
I heart you and your superlong posts. If it were anyone else, I wouldn't read them. I have been inspired by you to never trust an Asian stoner or basically any Asian that isn't a prodigy of some sort.
Sincerely,
Dancin' Man/Fast Fingers/Peter/Honey Buns

[QUOTE=gocaps99]yea i liked it too :lol: it was pretty good[/QUOTE]

Best would be if you were to bite his esophogus out... :evil:

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Dear Jom,
I heart you and your superlong posts. If it were anyone else, I wouldn't read them. I have been inspired by you to never trust an Asian stoner or basically any Asian that isn't a prodigy of some sort.
Sincerely,
Dancin' Man/Fast Fingers/Peter/[color=yellow][b]Honey Buns[/b][/color][/QUOTE]

WHAT !

Just kidding :-*

Dear Honey Buns,

I, too, appreciate your posting capabilities. Perhaps you can teach me the art of biting and nutbashing whilst fighting an adversary.

Sincerely,

Antihero/I've never received a name change/Jom/Pootsy Kins

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]Dear Jom,
I heart you and your superlong posts. If it were anyone else, I wouldn't read them. I have been inspired by you to never trust an Asian stoner or basically any Asian that isn't a prodigy of some sort.
Sincerely,
Dancin' Man/Fast Fingers/Peter/Honey Buns[/QUOTE]

me too

i don't like reading long things... but it's ok

[QUOTE=11teen]Best would be if you were to bite his esophogus out... :evil: [/QUOTE]
thats disgusting

[QUOTE=gocaps99]thats disgusting[/QUOTE]

Yes, that was the point, I was proving my gr1mn3ss/tr00n3ss

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]Yes, that was the point, I was proving my gr1mn3ss/tr00n3ss[/QUOTE]

well there are more disgusting things to eat, but you did a good job

[QUOTE=gocaps99]well there are more disgusting things to eat, but you did a good job[/QUOTE]

I could go for some good baby back ribs.... :evil:

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]WHAT !

Just kidding :-*

Dear Honey Buns,

I, too, appreciate your posting capabilities. Perhaps you can teach me the art of biting and nutbashing whilst fighting an adversary.

Sincerely,

Antihero/I've never received a name change/Jom/Pootsy Kins[/QUOTE]

Dear Pootsy Kins,
Writing in letter format online is a bit strange. At least they are friendly letters. Normally people seem to write letters to be formally as[b][i][/b][/i]sholes.

Forever yours,
My names

[quote=ElevenMcStupidface]Yes, that was the point, I was proving my gr1mn3ss/tr00n3ss[/quote]

I should cut you lungs out for that. If you were truly gr|m and tr00, you wouldn't have forgotten n3cr0.

NP Chroma Key - YYY

Chroma Key is awesome.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]I should cut you lungs out for that. If you were truly gr|m and tr00, you wouldn't have forgotten n3cr0.

NP Chroma Key - YYY

Chroma Key is awesome.[/QUOTE]

You found me out, I'm not n3cr0 at all, I'm actually very emocore, I think I'll cut myself and usethe blood to paint a picture of myself cutting myself.

[QUOTE=Dancin' Man]I should cut you lungs out for that. If you were truly gr|m and tr00, you wouldn't have forgotten n3cr0.

NP Chroma Key - YYY

Chroma Key is awesome.[/QUOTE]


man i'm so lost with all the 00's and 3's and etc

so some weird chick just IMd me...she keeps saying she's jennie but i don't know a jennie...

Alright, I need you guys' input on something. Should I steal a ring from my mom's jewelry box and use it to propose on Friday?

I just noticed that 11teen and I have lyrics from the same song in our usertitles.

/random

My toe got even more infected today, but I poured a whole bunch of peroxide, so now the swelling has gone down. I hope they don't have to amputate :eek:

/random

I have to go jobhunting tomorrow, considering no one has called me :(

/hopes to God he can work somewhere other than friggin' fast food

I can finally play guitar again.

I'm also not even fully unpacked yet.

This is a drawn-out post because, quite frankly, I didn't want to have a one-word goodbye post.

I should probably do something more constructive soon.

I may be back later, but who knows. Take care.

[quote=CemetaryGates9]Alright, I need you guys' input on something. Should I steal a ring from my mom's jewelry box and use it to propose on Friday?[/quote]

No, you idiot. I'm not even going to explain why, because then I'd have to edit my post.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I just noticed that 11teen and I have lyrics from the same song in our usertitles.

/random

My toe got even more infected today, but I poured a whole bunch of peroxide, so now the swelling has gone down. I hope they don't have to amputate :eek:

/random

I have to go jobhunting tomorrow, considering no one has called me :(

/hopes to God he can work somewhere other than friggin' fast food

I can finally play guitar again.

I'm also not even fully unpacked yet.

This is a drawn-out post because, quite frankly, I didn't want to have a one-word goodbye post.

I should probably do something more constructive soon.

I may be back later, but who knows. Take care.



No, you idiot. I'm not even going to explain why, because then I'd have to edit my post.[/QUOTE]

wow, go In Flames' Nu-Metal song.

Good work, Jom. If he gets his crew to mess with you, all of us from MX will fly over and beat the sh[size=2]it[/size] out of him. :lol:

[QUOTE=ArrestThisMan]Good work, Jom. If he gets his crew to mess with you, all of us from MX will fly over and beat the sh[size=2]it[/size] out of him. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Are you talking about me? :smoke:

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]Are you talking about me? :smoke:[/QUOTE]

No, you're not cool enough to be the topic of our conversation, plus I am the one who smokes :smoke: to be cool :cool:

No, I'm way too cool. And ATM wouldn't hurt me. He and I are tight.

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]No, I'm way too cool. And ATM wouldn't hurt me. He and I are tight.[/QUOTE]
not as tight as me and ATM are

As much as I adore my Marilyn Monroe avatar, I believe it is time for a new user title and avatar.

Can we stop talking about as[font=]shole circumference, please?[/font]

kthx.

"The Quiet Place" is NOT a nu-metal song :upset:

I'm reading my brother's instruction manual for his iPod mini. I guess he bought one and he's happy with it. Apparently he also bought some 3-year warranty thing for $50 where if the iPod battery dies or something like that, then he sends it in and he gets a brand new iPod mini. I think he got the 6 gig.

I have more than six gigs of music, but I don't think I'd get an iPod :-\

Overly done discussion topic: do you have an mp3 player? If so, what is it?

My brother had one, but it got dropped on concrete.

He eventually bought another, and it was taken from him at gunpoint.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]"The Quiet Place" is NOT a nu-metal song :upset:[/QUOTE]

yes it is

It has all the properties of a [I]good[/I] nu-metal song

I should get the name Norma tatooed on my arm. ANy objections?

[QUOTE=CemetaryGates9]I should get the name Norma tatooed on my arm. ANy objections?[/QUOTE]

why?