[QUOTE=coheneran]Oh ****, we forgot to ask her. If she says yes, can I borrow the money off someone for a plane ticket to Texas? I'm sure I'll make more than enough to pay you back from the eBay sales. Maybe I will take some stills as well and send them off to various por'no mags. If they like them, I will become Jess's agent.[/QUOTE]

Except she lives in Canada so goign to Texas won't do you any good.

[QUOTE=TakeWarning]Merry Christmas. I better go, I want to ruin at least 7 people's Christmas's today.[/QUOTE]

Send them my khanuka greetings dude.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Except she lives in Canada so goign to Texas won't do you any good.[/QUOTE]

I fixed it.

[QUOTE=coheneran]Oh ****, we forgot to ask her. If she says yes, can I borrow the money off someone for a plane ticket to Canadia? I'm sure I'll make more than enough to pay you back from the eBay sales. Maybe I will take some stills as well and send them off to various por'no mags. If they like them, I will become Jess's agent.[/QUOTE]

You've.....youve really meticulously planned this out, haven't you?

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh]You've.....youve really meticulously planned this out, haven't you?[/QUOTE]

I am working out her image right now.

Lockjaw Jess, because it's not a blowjob if the girl ain't hurtin'.

:lol:

Whoa. I forgot I was Jess's myspace friend. I was thinking I'd never seen a picture of her, then when you posted that one I'm like "S[size=2]hi[/size]t I'm friends with her on myspace! What a coincidence!"

But then I remembered adding her from here.


What ever happened to IFlogMyMolly?

Shunny is still a regular in the slsk chat.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Shunny is still a regular in the slsk chat.[/QUOTE]

Is Soulseek better than eMule? Is it the same kind of system?

Soulseek is ten times better. Get it.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Soulseek is ten times better. Get it.[/QUOTE]

Why is it better?

Because it's what all the Slsk PunX use and you can find anything.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Because it's what all the Slsk PunX use[/QUOTE]

That is why I do everything I do and why I use everything I use, because all the punX do it. :rolleyes:

Good that's how it should be. I wouldn't have it any other way.

Soulseek uber alles.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Good that's how it should be. I wouldn't have it any other way.[/QUOTE]

Which is why I do.

You were being sarcastic though.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]You were being sarcastic though.[/QUOTE]

The situation called for sarcasm, but it doesn't mean it's not true. I have a psychological problem where I rebel instantly even if I agree with something. For example, before I got into punk proper, I used to listen to Green Day lots, and then when all my friends started playing Minority I kind of started hating Green Day. Same thing with Chili Peppers. All my friend were listening to rap and hip-hop (the crap stuff, not the good) and I was listening to old funkcore Peppers, and when they started getting into Pfunk and stuff I started listening to Simon & Garfunkle. Fortunately, none of them are as discerning as me and still think S&G are crap. HAH! It is also why I sew my ripped jeans and why I don't wear a mohawk. Well, that and mohawks are good for grabbing by dirty arse piggers. Also, when all my friends started getting into ganja, I rebelled and used to go on week long smack and speedball binges. Lol.

Can't wait to see this band: [url]http://www.myspace.com/legbone[/url]

This just in: Rancid are awful.

I'm gonna go watch No Direction Home.

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh]This just in: Rancid are awful.

I'm gonna go watch No Direction Home.[/QUOTE]

Rancid rock. They just do. No two ways about it and you can't debate a fact. Rancid rock.

Lol, I just got sent this in an email. It's kinda long, and I just spent twenty minutes translating it into English from Hebrew. It is rather funny.

Lessons In Capitalism

Classic Capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd grows and the economy expands. You retire and live off your profits.

American Capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell one and force the other one to produce four times the normal amount of milk. You are surprised when the cow dies from exhaustion.

French Capitalism:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you don't have three.

Japanese Capitalism:
You have two cows. You engineer them so that they are a tenth the normal size and produce twenty times more milk. Afterwards you invent a cartoon cow called Perkimon and sell it to the world.

German Capitalism:
You have two cows. You order them to double their milk production. When they don't, you shoot one. The other then produces four times the amount of milk.

Italian Capitalism:
You have two cows but you don't know where they went. You go to lunch.

Russian Capitalism:
You have two cows. You count them and discover you have four. You count again and discover you have eight. You count again and discover you have ten. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

Polish Capitalism:
You have two cows. You stole both from Germany.

Swiss Capitalism:
You have five thousand cows, not one of them belongs to you. You charge others for storage and paint them purple.

Indian Capitalism:
You have two cows. You worship them.

Chinese Capitalism:
You have two cows and three hundred people who milk them. You declare 100% population employment and high levels of production. You arrest the journalist who reported the real numbers.

Capitalism According To Israeli Companies:
You have two cows. You sell three to the public services which you already own due to help from your brother-in-law at the bank. Afterwards you make a trade agreement with a daughter company and get the four cows back, with tax returns for five cows. The milk from six cows is then secretly transported to a company in the Caymans that belongs to the richest members of the previous company, who sell back the rights to all seven cows to your company. In the annual report it says that your company owns eight cows with the option of another cow. The public buy your bull.

Greek Capitalism:
You have two cows. The one on the right is kinda cute...

British Capitalism:
You have two cows. They are both crazy.

Israeli Capitalism:
You have two cows. One is in a union, the other is a government official. They both strike. You buy milk from the United States for a dollar extra.

[QUOTE=coheneran]Rancid rock. They just do. No two ways about it and you can't debate a fact. Rancid rock.[/QUOTE]

Ah yee.

Rancid r t3h pwntz0rz.

[QUOTE=SkaBandit]
Rancid r t3h pwntz0rz.[/QUOTE]


You aren't funny.

Why does everybody hate Rancid so? :upset::upset:

PS: Soulseek.org or .com?

soulseeknet.org

Ok, slsk is installed, opened and I have a username, coheneran. what now?

[QUOTE=coheneran]Ok, slsk is installed, opened and I have a username, coheneran. what now?[/QUOTE]

Download.

[QUOTE=Rise Me Up]Download.[/QUOTE]

I don't really want anything, and I don't have the space to accomodate anything, or the energy to burn things to storage discs. I mainly downloaded it so I talk to MXers in real-time.

Right click in the rooms list, go to create room. Type "allthehubub". Chat. Download.

I slept too late this afternoon and now I can't sleep.

What up punks?

Soulseek isn't loading anymore, help plz.

[QUOTE=CameoRole]What up punks?[/QUOTE]

Hey Alex. Post more.

Merry Christmas Boys and Girls.

Merry monotheismoppresseswomenmas. I went to sleep at 7 am this morning. It is now 2pm. No more late night christmas partying on slsk for me. Except for New Year's Eve. Heh, we could record Auld Lang syne with thee punk forum band and play it on our computers in synchronisation and make a virtual drunken parade through a virtual oxford street and mumblemumble...

Merry Christmas punX.

I finally went to sleep last night around midnight, only to awake from my blissful slumber two hours later :mad:

Bedouin soundclash are playing at city hall for free on new years eve!!!!

I got a cellphone and a 250 gig harddrive.

I got food and cash. I'm happy.

Pretty good Christmas in the end. That Christmas Dinner ruled hard.