[QUOTE=Flagjacket]I haven't heard blister in the sun.

<<<Fundamentalist Muslim[/QUOTE]
I like that song. I once thought I wrote a bassline, but it turns out it's exactly the same as that song. I'm pretty sure I'd never heard the song before in my life when I wrote it.

Merry Jesusmas mother****ers.

I'm on my laptop right because I'm too lazy to get on my regular computer and this probably the only time I'll be on today.
Going to have a great xmas eve dinner of tri tip steak and baked potatos while watching a movie with the family. I don't do the whole early present thing, but I always tried to do it when I was a little kid.

So how's everybody's jesusmas?

My sister made the whole family eggs.

It was nice.

[url=http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/169/bfremote7vt.jpg]This is what I want for Christmas.[/url]

[QUOTE=SkaBandit][url=http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/169/bfremote7vt.jpg]This is what I want for Christmas.[/url][/QUOTE]

Nice :lol::lol:

I met an uncle today who I never remember meeting. He kept asking me if I smoke pot. I told him no, and he said "Dammit, no sale today." Everyone cracked up.

Also, for the record: Jess is a whore. Kind of a hot whore, but a whore nonetheless.

What the hell is wrong with _JR's post count? Check out the bottom of the first page of the Christmas Contest: Final Round thread.

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/StuckPunk/what.jpg[/url]

Yeah she's hot. I'm goign to do her sometime in the near future.

[QUOTE=SkaBandit]What the hell is wrong with _JR's post count? Check out the bottom of the first page of the Christmas Contest: Final Round thread.

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/StuckPunk/what.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

Are you retarded? He changed his location to say that to confuse dumbasses like you.

Guys I just got Beavis and Butthead Volume 1.

[QUOTE=obese_breasts]Are you retarded? He changed his location to say that to confuse dumbasses like you.[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I knew that. :smoke:

Hey guys, I know this isn't allowed, but I need to show this. I just made a new forum. I'd like some new members, so if anyone's interested, have a look

[url]http://www.entertainmentsource.cjb.net[/url]

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Merry Jesusmas mother****ers.

I'm on my laptop right because I'm too lazy to get on my regular computer and this probably the only time I'll be on today.
Going to have a great xmas eve dinner of tri tip steak and baked potatos while watching a movie with the family. I don't do the whole early present thing, but I always tried to do it when I was a little kid.

So how's everybody's jesusmas?[/QUOTE]
I'm having 5lb lobsters and some huuuuuge f[SIZE="2"]uck[/SIZE]in' shrimp.

I don't do the early present jazz either, but when I was little my mom used to give me one present on christmas eve.

[QUOTE=Animosity]Hey guys, I know this isn't allowed, but I need to show this. I just made a new forum. I'd like some new members, so if anyone's interested, have a look

[url]http://www.entertainmentsource.cjb.net[/url][/QUOTE]

I used to be a member of that forum.

It was all metalheads, so I stopped posting.

[QUOTE=SkaBandit]I used to be a member of that forum.

It was all metalheads, so I stopped posting.[/QUOTE]
Actually, that forums dead these days, so that's why this one has been made (just made it this morning). So there's no majority group yet:)

[QUOTE=coheneran]"Come on dad, gimme the car tonight, I got this girl, I wanna pwwooww. Come on dad, gimme the car tonight. I tell you what Im gonna do. Im gonna pick her up, im gonna get her drunk, im gonna get her drunk, im gonna get her high, im gonna make her laugh, im gonna make her cry! I'm gonna, touch her all over her body, she can, touch me all over my body!"

Violent Femmes kick major bottom.

<<<Jew[/QUOTE]
They are crazy good. Jesus Walking on the Water and I Held Her in My Arms are my favourites.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Yeah she's hot. I'm goign to do her sometime in the near future.[/QUOTE]
hhmmmmmmm.

Crap did I really post that?

[QUOTE=SkaBandit]:lol: :lol: :lol:

I knew that. :smoke:[/QUOTE]

you suck.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Crap did I really post that?[/QUOTE]
yes yes you did.
:)

I went to church, it was hell. I hate it here, its fu[U]c[/U]king 80 degress.

[QUOTE=SkaBandit][url=http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/169/bfremote7vt.jpg]This is what I want for Christmas.[/url][/QUOTE]

I am trying to work out if this is kind of sexist or extremely sexist.

And Jess IS a whore, but a nice one, and possibly hot, though I have no idea what she looks like. She also never comes on GTalk anymore.

Heh, John Travolta is getting a blowjob from a blonde chick in a car.

[QUOTE=Anxious Mo-Fo]I went to church, it was hell. I hate it here, its fu[U]c[/U]king 80 degress.[/QUOTE]

Irony++. Church was hell.

Does anybody here know a band called Infectzia?

[QUOTE=coheneran]I am trying to work out if this is kind of sexist or extremely sexist.

And Jess IS a whore, but a nice one, and possibly hot, though I have no idea what she looks like. She also never comes on GTalk anymore.

Heh, John Travolta is getting a blowjob from a blonde chick in a car.[/QUOTE]

Jess is hot as f'uck.

[QUOTE=coheneran]Irony++. Church was hell.

[/QUOTE]
Well it was literally 90 degress inside.

There's a Britney Speares video on BBC2 (I have no idea why I'm watching, oh yeah, I'm waiting for the horny Travolta movie to come back on) and it's from '99, so she was about 18 or 17, and she has knockers as big as her head. It's loco!

[QUOTE=coheneran]I am trying to work out if this is kind of sexist or extremely sexist.

And Jess IS a whore, but a nice one, and possibly hot, though I have no idea what she looks like. She also never comes on GTalk anymore.

Heh, John Travolta is getting a blowjob from a blonde chick in a car.[/QUOTE]


[URL="http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a223/chairmanofthebrad/303374147_l.jpg"]This is Jess.[/URL]

[QUOTE=Rise Me Up][URL="http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a223/chairmanofthebrad/303374147_l.jpg"]This is Jess.[/URL][/QUOTE]

:lol: Why did she take a picture of her cleavage? Anyway, she doesn't look like a kraut, are we talking about the same Jess? The one from Texas who's dad builds fighter jets?

[QUOTE=Rise Me Up][URL="http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a223/chairmanofthebrad/303374147_l.jpg"]This is Jess.[/URL][/QUOTE]

I have cleavage pictures that would totally trump that one.

[QUOTE=Vietnow]you suck.[/QUOTE]

Well then, that clears that up...

Douche.

[QUOTE=SkaBandit]I have cleavage pictures that would totally trump that one.[/QUOTE]

Can we see?

[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/StuckPunk/MollieDana2.jpg[/url]

[QUOTE=SkaBandit][url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/StuckPunk/MollieDana2.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

Wow, who is she? Her nipple is nearly showing. That consitutes an "R" rating. Don't you feel a bit guilty spreading pictures that girls sent you in confidence around the internet?

[QUOTE=coheneran]Wow, who is she? Her nipple is nearly showing. That consitutes an "R" rating. Don't you feel a bit guilty spreading pictures that girls sent you in confidence around the internet?[/QUOTE]

Confidence? Haha, she sent it to like everybody in my grade.
And her nipple most definitely is not showing.

[QUOTE=SkaBandit]Confidence? Haha, she sent it to like everybody in my grade.
And her nipple most definitely is not showing.[/QUOTE]

I see a brown outline. There's a movie on BBC1 which I think is about Peter Paul And Mary. I only know because there's a band playing Leaving on a Jetplane under a U.S Out of Vietnam banner with peace movement hippies eveywhere. And that chick is a whore. A sexy sexy whore.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch]Yeah she's hot. I'm goign to do her sometime in the near future.[/QUOTE]

You and me both brutha.

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh]You and me both brutha.[/QUOTE]

Can I come? I am a dab hand with a camera, and I have an ebay account.

:lol::lol::lol:

You two come second, I am the one to take her.

[QUOTE=coheneran]Can I come? I am a dab hand with a camera, and I have an ebay account.

:lol::lol::lol:[/QUOTE]

Yes, as long as you don't sell the hawt sexy footage to eBay.

/me checks eBay a month later

:eek:

[QUOTE=SkaBandit][url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/StuckPunk/MollieDana2.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
The one girl is staring at the other girls tittays. :naughty:

Oh ****, we forgot to ask her. If she says yes, can I borrow the money off someone for a plane ticket to Canadia? I'm sure I'll make more than enough to pay you back from the eBay sales. Maybe I will take some stills as well and send them off to various por'no mags. If they like them, I will become Jess's agent.

Merry Christmas. I better go, I want to ruin at least 7 people's Christmas's today.