[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]I took 11 and some college courses...over achievers...anyone? :upset:

So I'm starting RMOTM in a few days, my concert thread lacks success, effort in pop-punk is lacking. Oy I'm in a bad mood.[/QUOTE]

how very emo of you zep....

But wow... why 11 courses.

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]I took 11 and some college courses...over achievers...anyone? :upset:

So I'm starting RMOTM in a few days, my concert thread lacks success, effort in pop-punk is lacking. Oy I'm in a bad mood.[/QUOTE]

I really like your concert thread. It's a good idea, man.

I'm just mad because Deep Purple isn't coming to my area.

Deep Purple is totally covering every town around Philly. its 2 1/2 hour drive any direction to were their touring, and im having a hard time finding anybody who wants to go that far

Wow, that Kittens In Microwave guy needs to die.. and fast.

Hmmm...the Allman Brothers Band is going to be in Rosemont in August.

They're also playing the Tweeter Center in Mansfield, but the Tweeter sucks balls.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Hmmm...the Allman Brothers Band is going to be in Rosemont in August.

They're also playing the Tweeter Center in Mansfield, but the Tweeter sucks balls.[/QUOTE]

Are you going to go? I'd like to see them live. I was invited to go once but I had too much school sh[size=2]it[/size] to do.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]Hmmm...the Allman Brothers Band is going to be in Rosemont in August.

They're also playing the Tweeter Center in Mansfield, but the Tweeter sucks balls.[/QUOTE]
You, should definitely go. I'm going to see them, and moe. is opening :D

If I can get tickets I probably will.

Also, being the odd sort of contrarian person I am, I have to say that [i]Aquemini[/i] is the best Outkast album.

[QUOTE=Illmatic]If I can get tickets I probably will.

Also, being the odd sort of contrarian person I am, I have to say that [i]Aquemini[/i] is the best Outkast album.[/QUOTE]

My favorite is their debut album, Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik. I think I spelled that right.

Hello, all. I'm back home for the summer.

And I, uh, punched my roommate's lights out before I left.

/runs before he can explain

1. Aquemini
2. ATLiens
3. Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik/Stankonia (tie)
5. Speakerboxxx/The Love Below

It's tough because they don't have a bad album.

[QUOTE=AH]And I, uh, punched my roommate's lights out before I left.[/QUOTE]

YOU DID IT

EXPLAIN IT
EXPLAIN IT
EXPLAIN IT

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Hello, all. I'm back home for the summer.

And I, uh, punched my roommate's lights out before I left.

/runs before he can explain[/QUOTE]

/fireworks
/explosions
/hands AH a Jones soda

Howdy folks. Wow did I get hear just in time to hear about the stoner getting smacked down?

AH won't explain it because he's a f[size=2]ucking tease[/size].

[QUOTE=Eleventeen]how very emo of you zep....

But wow... why 11 courses.[/QUOTE]
Because I could. I am emo yes. Thanks for the support ATM. Jum, story. Now.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]Hello, all. I'm back home for the summer.

And I, uh, punched my roommate's lights out before I left.

/runs before he can explain[/QUOTE]

GOOD WORK

he sounded like a disgrace to my folks.

Hang on, you assballs. I had to take care of some administrative things in the YSI thread.

/will edit story in a minute

EDIT:

I will have to break this down into two parts: revenge (that he'll feel later) and me clocking him.

I could only get away with one revenge thing, so here it is:

Note: when my roommate wears cologne, it's awful, because he basically showers in it. He's also part-Chaldean, apparently, because when he doesn't shower, he sprays himself with cologne.

Revenge:

I drank lots and lots of water the past two days, mostly so my urine would be clear. Let's just say my roommate likes to wear awful-smelling cologne that's clear in color. Let's also just say that I dumped out all his stupidass cologne and pissed in all the bottles. Let's also assume that he's not going to be smelling so fresh and so clean next time he washes himself in cologne.

Get the picture?

///

The knockout:

I'm packing up, and I find that a couple of my things are stolen. I ask him about it, and he gets all defensive. After catching him in a lie (he definitely gave himself away like a dumbass), he basically gives me this BS "I can't believe we're ending on terms like this."

"WE WERE NEVER ON GOOD TERMS IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU BUTT-FUC[FONT=]KING PUS[/FONT]SY (yes, I did pull a Bobo there, STFU)! FROM HAVING THE COPS STRIP-SEARCH OUR ROOM LOOKING FOR YOUR DRUGS WHILE YOU WERE RUNNING AWAY LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE TO YOU NOT CLEANING UP AFTER YOURSELF AND FORCING ME TO DO ALL THE CLEANING, WE WERE NEVER ON GOOD TERMS IN THE FIRST PLACE! YOU'RE A LIAR, A QUISLING, AND A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHI[FONT=]T.[/font]"

"Dude, fuc[font=]k you."

"Oh, sure, way to be Billy Badass, you cum dumpster. Way to act like a man and handle your problems yourself, instead of running away from them like the bitch that you are."

So he stands there for a second and then rushes at me. He grossly misses with a left (it was seriously the most girly left ever), so he left his whole left side of his body open. I give him a left palm to his chest to straighten him up, and, quite honestly, in a yearlong's worth of fury, I swung with my right and drilled him right in the temple. He fell like a sack of bricks.

He started standing up, so I picked him up and threw him in a chair.

"So help me God, if you and I cross paths next year, I'm going to rip your balls off and shove him so far down your throat, you're going to be shi[/font]tting semen for the rest of your life, do you understand me? I'm not scared of you, or your pathetic gang of faggot stoner losers. I hope you get arrested and jailed for your stupidity."

He spit on me and rushed me again. I matadored him, and I gave him a shot to his nose, and he started bleeding. He ran to the bathroom to get Kleenex and locked the door and stayed there (probably) until I moved out all the way.

The worst part is that it doesn't feel like I got any retribution whatsoever.

I'm still irate, obviously.

But man, it's good to be home away from that jackass.

wow, that sounded fun... so, happy to be home i assume

[SIZE=4] [SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]¡[/FONT][/SIZE]good job jim[SIZE=5][FONT=Arial]![/FONT][/SIZE] [/SIZE]

NP: Flight of the Bumblebee - Dream Theater

[SIZE=7][b]Jim is now a mother fu[B][I][/B][/I]ckin' manly man![/b][/SIZE]


'Bout time you put that fu[B][I][/B][/I]cker in his place man, glad you did it.

Maybe that will wake him up to the reality of things, because ya know, some people just need a nice as[B][I][/B][/I]s whoopin' to get their shi[B][I][/B][/I]t straight.

Good fu[B][I][/B][/I]ckin' job is all I must say.

/high fives

That post makes me realize how much I want to beat the sh[b][i][/i][/b]it out of something right now. Glad you got that much at least man.

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo][SIZE=7][b]Jim is now a mother fu[B][I][/B][/I]ckin' manly man![/b][/SIZE]


'Bout time you put that fu[B][I][/B][/I]cker in his place man, glad you did it.

Maybe that will wake him up to the reality of things, because ya know, some people just need a nice as[B][I][/B][/I]s whoopin' to get their shi[B][I][/B][/I]t straight.

Good fu[B][I][/B][/I]ckin' job is all I must say.

/high fives[/QUOTE]

haha! :lol: :lol: :lol:


[QUOTE]That post makes me realize how much I want to beat the **** out of something right now. Glad you got that much at least man.[/QUOTE]

any little brothers?

[size=7]GOOD WORK JIM![/size]

seriously, he sounded like such a fag, and lol about the "cologne"

what did he steal? and did you get it back? and did you steal any of his stuff then?

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo]
Maybe that will wake him up to the reality of things, because ya know, some people just need a nice as[B][I][/B][/I]s whoopin' to get their shi[B][I][/B][/I]t straight.
[/QUOTE]
Quot'd in my weblog. :thumb:

All my little brothers are 1000 miles away at home. Besides...I don't think I actually want to kill my brothers.

I would've just turned him over to the police months ago. But then again, you're quite a bit manlier than I am and I don't really fight fair on any level (I would've bitten him [I]and[/I] given nut shots).

to add.... nice work, especially on the cologne.

Not to burst any bubbles, but what are the possible negative repercussions of this incident? I have a feeling he's not retarded enough to go to the police because you have plenty on him but you never know.

:lol:, I'm glad you guys can put some humor into it, because I seriously was still pretty pissed... but I mean, come on... who DOESN'T love size 7 bolded celebratory messages? That was fuc[font=]kin' great, man.[/font].. hahahaha.

I just wish I felt like what I did was... I dunno, complete? Does that make sense? :-\

He was seriously the worst fighter ever. He like, wound up with his left, and...

... alright, look. Stick your left arm straight out at your side (like you're making a T or something with your body, but just with your left arm), and then bend your elbow 45 degrees towards the computer. So, basically, you have this goofy, awkward arm position. Now, try swinging like that on an upward angle. That's basically his first punch. Now, when you punch, hold that position there. That's basically what I had working for me. Notice how your entire left side is left open now.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]I finally lashed out at that silly Korean[/QUOTE]
WHOA. I don't believe what I'm hearing. Check out the BALLS on this kid. That's the way. You don't take no s[size=2]h[/size]it from nobody.

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Quot'd in my weblog. :thumb:

All my little brothers are 1000 miles away at home. Besides...I don't think I actually want to kill my brothers.[/QUOTE]

well i didn't say kill

[QUOTE]I would've just turned him over to the police months ago. But then again, you're quite a bit manlier than I am and I don't really fight fair on any level (I would've bitten him and given nut shots).

to add.... nice work, especially on the cologne.

Not to burst any bubbles, but what are the possible negative repercussions of this incident? I have a feeling he's not retarded enough to go to the police because you have plenty on him but you never know.[/QUOTE]

now i'm lost. why would he go to the cops if he stole so much?

Because he's an idiot....

[QUOTE=gocaps99]well i didn't say kill

now i'm lost. why would he go to the cops if he stole so much?[/QUOTE]
I did.

Assault?

Heh...I love people who can't fight...it's so much easier to get them to submit.

[QUOTE=AntiHero3314]:lol:, I'm glad you guys can put some humor into it, because I seriously was still pretty pissed... but I mean, come on... who DOESN'T love size 7 bolded celebratory messages? That was fuc[font=]kin' great, man.[/font].. hahahaha.

I just wish I felt like what I did was... I dunno, complete? Does that make sense? :-\

He was seriously the worst fighter ever. He like, wound up with his left, and...

... alright, look. Stick your left arm straight out at your side (like you're making a T or something with your body, but just with your left arm), and then bend your elbow 45 degrees towards the computer. So, basically, you have this goofy, awkward arm position. Now, try swinging like that on an upward angle. That's basically his first punch. Now, when you punch, hold that position there. That's basically what I had working for me. Notice how your entire left side is left open now.[/QUOTE]

wow, what a dummy... he's dumber than me in my noob days