In his stead, I'll wear a glowing strap-on dildo on my chest with an awesome leather harness so you can ride me and maybe cut a fat Cleveland Steamer when you're done.

I'm down like cooter brown

[QUOTE=guitrguy;15958272]I'm down like cooter brown[/QUOTE]

Yes to 'brown', no to 'cooter' :naughty:

you don"'t like vagina brown?

My next door neighbor Mr. Brown's mail-order Ukrainian wife? She's cool.

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update my pic kthx

You have a habit of wearing girls' undies, mate. Have you ever had a doctor look into that?

I can haz pic change plz?

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[QUOTE=Riva;16032348]You have a habit of wearing girls' undies, mate. Have you ever had a doctor look into that?[/QUOTE]

whats wrong with that?

You know what they say; "Once a philosopher, twice a pervert."

okay?

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hawt

ty :)

**** me mappy :smash:



:lol:

Got ya Apocalypticon

What a ****ing sausage fest

Just the way you like it.

Mappy you have really smooth and creamy legs. Do you shave them?

So faggy...

Just the way you like it.

<3

I shall post a badass picture of myself sometime soon.

Yay

Y'all are so whack.

NO U

I'm still stuck with this bloody dex avy which I'm sick of.

You can change your avatar you know, right?

I'm pretty sure a lot of people don't know this.

[quote=Riva;16037082]You can change your avatar you know, right?[/quote]

Not to another big one though.

You know, in my day we didn't even have big avatars. It was 70x70 for a regular user and 100x100 for a mod. Kids these day have it soooooo easy.

I used to post naked in the snow on my 14.4k modem.

Before we had electricity from coal power, I used to have to power my mudhut's Commodore 64 with a bike generator.

I remember my sister showing me the internet when I was little, and I went to a Chris Farley message board and thought I was leaving a message for him.

He never wrote back :upset:

[QUOTE=Luc214;16036830]Mappy you have really smooth and creamy legs. Do you shave them?[/QUOTE]

yus

[QUOTE]I used to post naked in the snow on my 14.4k modem.[/QUOTE]
I still do :(

i have to walk a mile barefoot through the desert to manually input my posts through the telegram for an indian to post for me and i get attacked by kangaroos and wombats on the way

hey ya'll ill show you mine if you show me yours

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epic beer mug

Nice stein, mate. Does it have a thin layer of salt on the inside to keep the head frothy for hours? I tell ya what, those Germans have developed beer drinking into a science. Aussies are still stuck in the "high art" stage.

*Obligatory plug of my own stein photos*

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Haha that stein is excellent.

My grandparents found mine in their house and gave it to me.

Nice. I wanted to buy a proper one, but I was going to wait until I was just about to leave Germany, but by that time I was in Hamburg and they were far too expensive.

Jason & Chris repesentin' the Alcys ITT