[QUOTE=LocoDiablo]how does a blind person know when to stop wiping his ***?[/QUOTE]

Smell the toilet paper.

Otherwise, three wipes should be sufficient. Unless he ate taco bell, in which case, 8 wipes of extra absorbant paper towel should do the trick.

Or he could get his dog to lick his arse. He has tons of options.

[QUOTE=Led-Zeppelin]Which of these posters should I buy?
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v428/BPMead007/bwdylan3.bmp[/url]
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v428/BPMead007/bwdylan2.bmp[/url]
[url]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v428/BPMead007/bwdylan.bmp[/url]

What should I get for a 60's fuzz sound?
A Dallas Arbiter Fuzz Face
An Electro Harmonix Double Muff Fuzz
An Electro Harmonix Big Muff Pi
Something else

What wah should I get for the same sound?
Vox
Crybaby[/QUOTE]

The second poster.

For a 60's fuzz sound, run a tele through a hiwatt, use the electro-harmonix double muff.

Use the crybaby wah.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd][B]Kyuss[/B] (not known outside of the stoner rock community)[/quote]

I know of them, and I'm not really part of the stoner rock community. They were great! If they hadn't split we wouldn't have QOTSA or Fu Manchu.

[quote]
[B]Jeff Buckley[/B] (I know hes dead, but come on...one of the best songwriters ever).
[/QUOTE]

Good god yes. He was a legend.

[QUOTE=Wintermute]If they hadn't split we wouldn't have QOTSA or Fu Manchu.
[/QUOTE]

Very true. Josh Homme himself is underrated as a guitar player, as well.

Why do fools fall in love?

[QUOTE=Led-Zeppelin]Why do fools fall in love?[/QUOTE]

That is a rhetorical question.

Is not.

Macaroni or cheese?

[QUOTE=Led-Zeppelin]Is not.[/QUOTE]

They fall in love because they are fools. Only fools fall in love.

[QUOTE=Zmev]Macaroni or cheese?[/QUOTE]

Neither. I'm a wop, I eat my pasta with homemade tomato sauce, none of that canned or mac and cheese crap. I'd rather starve.

How far must I fall to break every bone in my body?

its not canned its boxed...

What does it mean to subscribe to a thread?

Why is IMG disabled? COuldn't we put in images just a short while ago?

Was it a good idea to go with black and green etnies over black and white checkered vans?

(speakin shoes)

Would it be too much trouble to go to the conservative rockers thread and make the threadstarter cry?

Paranoidd is offline.

[QUOTE=wink_wink]How far must I fall to break every bone in my body?[/QUOTE]

High enough that you reach terminal velocity.

[QUOTE=Rrrrrrr]Would it be too much trouble to go to the conservative rockers thread and make the threadstarter cry?[/QUOTE]

I thought about doing so, but the guy was obviously illiterate and I don't think he'd get most of my insults.

Why did you abandon the warm bosom of R&M for the cold, clammy breasts of The Pit?

Does disliking SubWay Sandwiches make me a loser?

[QUOTE=Puma]Does disliking SubWay Sandwiches make me a loser?[/QUOTE]
no.

it makes you exceptional.

You hear that mom? I'm exceptional!

Well Riva...I still post in R&M occasionally. The problem with R&M is I really don't have the patience lately to write out thoughtful, educated, and extensive arguments or points pertaining to a discussion where the majority of posters have IQ's smaller then their shoe sizes. I start a thread about a band and it gets no replies, because they aren't Linkin Park or Jet. The most popular bands have their own official threads now and that is where the majority of the posting occurs. Half of the posts are spam BS or redundant ones that I don't care to post in. How many times can I say who is overrated/underrated, and be forced to skim through retards who have no understanding of the meaning of thread titles while trying to locate the smart people who posted.

It's retarded. Somebody posts a thread saying "what do you think of ________" and if you post anything other than "OMG I LOVE THEM" then you get all manner of idiots coming in and saying hypocritical cliche things like "if you don't have anything nice to say don't say it at all" or "don't post here if you don't like them." They don't contribute anything to the discussion, they're simply upset at the fact that you don't like what they like. There isn't always a point in discussing things with these retards, because they either don't understand what you're trying to get across or are far too naive to realize that they're wrong. People try to tell me that I should respect and listen to everyone elses opinion, while simultaneously trying to deprive me of mine, since my philosophy is based on the fact that you're wrong, I'm right. I can't help it.

All I want to do in that thread is discuss/argue things. People always make arguments personal, so I retort, and it becomes BS. Remember Billy Talent? I posted a great argument on how crappy they are, the guys replies basically avoided the topic completely and tried to attack bands I like (he tried to say Billy Talent is better than Radiohead...please.) Not many people are there for good discussion, and thats the problem. I still lurk often though, so don't worry. I'm just alot more selective with what I post in, because like I said, I can't be arsed with the ignorant idiots lately.

[QUOTE=Puma]Does disliking SubWay Sandwiches make me a loser?[/QUOTE]

I make a better sandwich than Subway ever could, but subway is still good.

So, yes.

Then I'll come clean. I've never had a sub. Ever. In my life. Does THAT, make me a loser?

[QUOTE=Puma]Then I'll come clean. I've never had a sub. Ever. In my life. Does THAT, make me a loser?[/QUOTE]
nothing per sé makes you a loser; you're just exceptional. you know, an exception. most people aren't like that.

however i would say you need to have a sub sometime. it tastes much like a standard loaded sandwich, only better. and bigger. thats it, really.

[QUOTE=Puma]Then I'll come clean. I've never had a sub. Ever. In my life. Does THAT, make me a loser?[/QUOTE]

Rhetorical question.

I was one too early to have the 666th post in this thread.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Large chunk of text[/QUOTE]

Whoa. Didn't know you felt that strongly about it. Well, most of the regulars are pissed off about it as well. I personally find myself posting more in the off-topic thread and less in the other threads that appear.

I have to admit that it is really stagnant right now. It is all "best out of" and "classic rock/modern rock sucks". However, I try as best I can to sort out the noobs and bring some intelligent discussion to each thread I post in. That is why I noticed your absense. Ah well. Enjoy the pit anyway. :)

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Rhetorical question.[/QUOTE]
If you're wrong, do I get to take over the thread?

[QUOTE=Dr Ybes]nothing per sé makes you a loser; you're just exceptional. you know, an exception. most people aren't like that.

however i would say you need to have a sub sometime. it tastes much like a standard loaded sandwich, only better. and bigger. thats it, really.[/QUOTE]

I've been meaning to try one for some time now, but whenever I go out to eat, SubWay is never on my list of places to go.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Rhetorical question.[/QUOTE]

I understand.

[QUOTE=Dr Ybes]If you're wrong, do I get to take over the thread?[/QUOTE]

Maybe yoy should make your own thread? I could always use the ++, and I got tons of stupid questions.

[QUOTE=Puma]I've been meaning to try one for some time now, but whenever I go out to eat, SubWay is never on my list of places to go.[/QUOTE]
Dedication, good man, dedication.

Is it wrong if I ask ya 21 questions...and they all abooooout us?

[QUOTE=Liberi]I wanna make an ask liberi thread. That would be fun. But then again if it failed that would be gay.[/QUOTE]
Didn't you get banned for an avatar containing homosexual intercourse that you ever-so-subtly animated?

[QUOTE=Liberi]I wanna make an ask liberi thread. That would be fun. But then again if it failed that would be gay.[/QUOTE]

Like I said my man, if you make a questions thread, at one point or another, I'll see it, and chances are I'll post in it until I've run out of ideas. That or until I get tired of being on the internet. Either one.

[QUOTE=Zmev]Is it wrong if I ask ya 21 questions...and they all abooooout us?[/QUOTE]

Shoot, but if they're dumb I doubt I'll answer.

[QUOTE=Liberi]I wanna make an ask liberi thread. That would be fun. But then again if it failed that would be gay.[/QUOTE]

Just ask yourself questions. Pretend you have an MPD or something.

Too many ****ing stars in here if you ask me.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Shoot, but if they're dumb I doubt I'll answer.[/QUOTE]

I've wondered where exactly you work where you're able to get away with posting so much from work?