So, back on topic. :eek:

New funniest song ever. Moby - The Ultimate Fu[b][i][/b][/i]ck Song. Not because of lyrics but because of what happens to the tempo. I wouldn't exactly call it a good song but it's funny if you have the extra time.

Meh, I hardly listen to songs solely for their funniness.

The song can only be described one way.

Person beating off with a cocain drip in their arm.

Yay back from lunch.

Mmmmmmm poutine.

Fast Fingers, I highly recommend Acid Bath to you. Probably one of my favorite bands ever (even though they only had two full length releases). They have such a distinct, diverse sound. They have elements of hardcore, sludge, death, and sometimes go very melodic. They stopped making music after the bass player died, but they were so, so good.

I wonder why bass players always die early. Acid Bath's did, Roger Patterson (Atheist) did, Cliff Burton did.

Cliff and Acid Bath's player both in automobile incidents too. Odd.

now playing: Carcass - Heartwork. I love the guitar work on this album. The melodic switches are so nice.

[QUOTE=Bartender]I wonder why bass players always die early. Acid Bath's did, Roger Patterson (Atheist) did, Cliff Burton did.[/QUOTE]

I can think of more singer/songwriters than bass players who died early. Morrison, Hendrix, Joplin, SRV, Cobain, whatsisface from AC/DC...

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Cliff and Acid Bath's player both in automobile incidents too. Odd.[/QUOTE]

So was Patterson :-/

He was only 22 as well, and already an unbelievable bass player.

[QUOTE=halfdeadhippo]I can think of more singer/songwriters than bass players who died early. Morrison, Hendrix, Joplin, SRV, Cobain, whatsisface from AC/DC...[/QUOTE]

Bon Scott from AC/DC I think. Yeah I know, just bass players was always the one that struck me, for some reason.

All I need to do now is die young so I fit in with my peers :rolleyes:

Tony Choy was a brilliant replacement though.

Isn't Entwhistle dead too?

Yeah, last year. He was pretty old though.

Well before this thread, the only bass player dying young that I knew about was Cliff Burton.

And thanks for the name. I couldn't remember it for some reason.

Dying from an OD is so cliche these days.

Kurdt Cobain tried to OD, but I think he realized he'd look like a *****, so he ate a flurry of buckshot.

Seriously, have a cool death. Disembowelment is making a comeback I hear.

And what about deceased drummers? Bonham and Moon are all I can think of right now, but I'm sure there's more.

[QUOTE=Fast Fingers]
Seriously, have a cool death. Disembowelment is making a comeback I hear.[/QUOTE]

Defenestration > Disembowelment.

[QUOTE=Superpeer]Tony Choy was a brilliant replacement though.[/QUOTE]

That he was, though I think Patterson wrote all the bass parts for Unquestionable Presence before dying.

I thought just a while ago, if Patterson hadn't died, Choy wouldn't have left Cynic, and then Sean Malone wouldn't have gotten his break playing for them.

Anyway, I'm going to my dads now. See you all tomorrow.

The good die young.

[QUOTE=Bartender]Defenestration > Disembowelment.[/QUOTE]

That word is so cool. I'd never heard it before but it is infact real.

Discombobulation > Defenestration

Spontaneous human combustion > all other forms of violent death.

Spontaneous Genital Combustion > Americas Funniest Videos

Having your genitalia spontaneously combust would really, really suck.

Not mine.:D

Someone elses would be good. Imagine your're talking to someone and their nuts just burst into flames. :lol:

:naughty: That would be hot...

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire.

Dangit, I'm out of lame puns! :upset: