[quote]some girl was all like getting her freshness up in my grizzly goop[/quote] lol

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;16985786]i mad pissed, my friends told me theyd give me a ride to see cro-mags last night, no one called me, ran into some of the kids at a party later, they were going on about how good cro-mags were. :(

also, some girl was all like getting her freshness up in my grizzly goop and then my friends were like yo were leaving and it was ****ing 11:30, large bundle of stickss. cockblocking ex girlfriends ftl.[/QUOTE]

Dude, I would never do that to you. :)

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;16985823]tbh last night was p. fun, but i wish we didnt peace so early.

my best friend was SUPPOSED to be my ride, but he got in a fight with the kid hosting the party and ended up bolting directly afterwards.

hilarious though, some kid was like YO YOU DONT DISRESPECT THE HOST LIKE THAT, I SHOULD ****IN RECK YOU for a really long time, and then johnny just like snaps on this kid and hes like ****ING DO IT THEN YOU large bundle of sticks and the kid just stood there silent, and then johnny just peaced without me. good times.[/QUOTE]

lololololol I hate people who have parties but are total dbags.

yeah, my friend threw a beer at his one friend, so the host kid throws a ****ing christmas tree at my friend.

Hahahahaha, sounds pretty awesome tbh. Your friend shoulda beat on that dude.

some woman keeps calling my house and talking about six blue kittens

i love kittens

I got like 30 text messages from one of my chick friends last night about how much she wants my dick and stuff. She was vv drunk.

give her your fat swano sperm then

[QUOTE=Deth;16985952]I got like 30 text messages from one of my chick friends last night about how much she wants my dick and stuff. She was vv drunk.[/QUOTE]
what are you waiting for

I'll probably pound her soon, she's at some wedding in Orlando or something. But then I got a voicemail last night with her apologizing and ****.

Tell her to apologize with her mouth full of your warm load

is it like "im sorry i dont want to **** you" apology, or "im sorry i didnt want you to know i want to **** you" apology?

wouldn't be the first time tbh

of course at the time I was unaware she had a boyfriend

EDIT: it was a "sorry I was very very drunk and that was inappropriate" apology

I'm watching Dumb and Dumber

that movie brings good memories :D

Still holds the title for best/most funny [size=2]sh[/size]itting scene in the history of cinema.

Holy ****, ipods are made so cheap.

Every time I try to connect my ipod to the USB nothing happens. I plug it in, wait for it to say connecting, and I get nothing. Anyone know what the problem could be?

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;16985989]Holy ****, ipods are made so cheap.

Every time I try to connect my ipod to the USB nothing happens. I plug it in, wait for it to say connecting, and I get nothing. Anyone know what the problem could be?[/QUOTE]

Jim Carey is god tbh. :thumb:

and on the left, you can see silverfang trying way too hard

While misspelling his god's name!

[QUOTE=pate;16986014]While misspelling his god's name![/QUOTE]

Yep :)

[QUOTE=Deth;16985963]I'll probably pound her soon, she's at some wedding in Orlando or something. But then I got a voicemail last night with her apologizing and ****.[/QUOTE]

she is apologizing for telling you how she really feels. Alcohol is the elixer of truth

Hell when I'm drunk I want Deth's ****.

it's irresistible

someone make me a tuna ****ing fish sandwich

sailing the seas of cheese

yay primus

Today pretty much sucked ***. I threw up like five times and couldn't hold any food down. Then at 9 pm or so I slept for an hour or two and felt better and ate gross amounts of food. Now I'm going to bed.

Also, I found that it sucks to pronunciate [i]rural juror[/i]. :lol:

did little baby have a wee bit too much to drink last night

or did he catch a wee lil cold =(

this guy is my hero
[url]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=0RjC-vh06_c[/url]