some stupid bitch i've never met got the wrong mobile number off someone and thinks i'm her new boyfriend. i told her politely, -and rudely- that she got the wrong number but she hasn't got the message. any trolling ideas?

Lol, keep texting her all these nice things and make her believe that you want to go steady with her, but never actually come face to face with her.



Also, suppose you want to be an artist, but you have no talent.. John Cage figured out an awesome solution:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gN2zcLBr_VM[/url]

wow 4'33" i dont think anyone has heard of this

haha yes i'll see what i can do

id just **** her

Holy ****, can we please skip this Katrina bullpoop and get on with the game?

manners, ron, manners!

:grumpy ron:

heil hungry howies

Probably signing a pre lease Tuesday for an elite 3 bedroom apartment.

heil

I know how hard it must be for you guys to have to watch that. :(

I really feel sorry for you, is there anything I can do to help you through these hard times?

Yeah, tell someone to not re-build New Orleans since its under sea level.

Plus it's full of fruity liberals and black people.

what is queen latifah doing

what is carrie underwood doing

why am I watching this

oh right

I have to do an assignment for my marketing class about the commercials

why am i csb

oh csb

i have to csb for my csb class about the csb

[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17796889]why am i csb

oh csb

i have to csb for my csb class about the csb[/QUOTE]

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i have nothing to do tonight except wwait for my lady to call me back about whether or not she wants to hang out or what

prob gonna end up at my friends house being bored there instead of at home

Making a massive playlist right now. Last one I made was 3K songs on it, individually picked.

it's like the smithsonian of effin juns

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17796905]Making a massive playlist right now. Last one I made was 3K songs on it, individually picked.[/QUOTE]

but why?

what about the superbowl?

Football makes 300 seem like the straightest movie ever.

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these ads are horrific but that auto tune one made me lol

t pain at the end sealed the deal

doritos suck

bud light sucks

godaddy.com sucks

superbowl sucks

xCaptainxObviousXx

the target markets are different

sort of lol'd at the doritos one

doritos suck?

wtf is wrong with you