[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16982922]Pretty much anything that is old smells like ****, dur.[/QUOTE]

but not as bad as rotten eggrolls

[QUOTE=Daven;16982930]but not as bad as rotten eggrolls[/QUOTE]

Eggrolls that are around me don't live that long.

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16982928]DUDE. It's an eggroll, you can do whatever the **** you want to it. Like...put it in the eggroll's butt, y'know?[/QUOTE]

that's cool and all, but I'd want the eggroll to move around and talk a lot. Like be enthusiastic about it.

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;16982939]that's cool and all, but I'd want the eggroll to move around and talk a lot. Like be enthusiastic about it.[/QUOTE]

ditto

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;16982939]that's cool and all, but I'd want the eggroll to move around and talk a lot. Like be enthusiastic about it.[/QUOTE]

put an audiobook on the stereo while ****ing the eggroll then

I like it when she speaks Vietnamese while I'm ****ing her, such a huge turn on.

[QUOTE=Knifeboy;16982953]put an audiobook on the stereo while ****ing the eggroll then[/QUOTE]

:lol: :lol:

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;16982954]I like it when she speaks Vietnamese while I'm ****ing her, such a huge turn on.[/QUOTE]

i prefer it when they say "you bad boy. me make you sorry for be bad!!!" in their ****ing schreechy voice

[QUOTE=HardkoreXpliss;16978825]guys i love sex[/QUOTE]

ya same

[QUOTE=big80smullet;16982967]i prefer it when they say "you bad boy. me make you sorry for be bad!!!" in their ****ing schreechy voice[/QUOTE]

LOL, is that a direct quote

My gf has said those exact words to me.

lol

what u mean she has a sideways pussy so its like a mouth or what

om nom nom

vag done chompy chomp on justin's d
[QUOTE=DERSIEGDERKRIEGDERKAMPF;16983050]what u mean she has a sideways slightly confuzzled sea lion so its like a mouth or what[/QUOTE]

hahahaha

lol, I just learn to not question the sideways vagina

omg I just bought a slick samsung 22in 1080p monitor

i just bought a bottle of jager a bottle of rumpleminz a bottle of goldschlager and a bottle of 151

bitches are coming over tomorrow night. oh hell yes.

vv nice adb

but i prefer having my laptop. a desktop would be impractical in college, or at least until i get my own place

Edit: john, is she coming over now or is this someone else?

its mostly gonna be for 360 but I'm gonna hook up my laptop to it ofc

nah im having a party tomorrow bro

sweet.

you plan on getting mad poonz?

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;16983388]nah im having a party tomorrow bro[/QUOTE]
how many people do you plan on having

yeah im planning on getting some poon.

gonna be like 12-15 mostly girls i know who are going back to school lol not wasting all that on males.

you are invited

am i?

yeah if you wanna come dude

by anyone to do anything

i wish i could

direkt quotes are great