sup bros?

the mouse on my computer isn't working

hurry up dude i need to leave

i added u it says ur not on my sn is mechanixxxx4

we can talk later if ur in a rush

i did x last night. way better than i thought, and it's not as irritating to be around when you're on it.

p.s. good morning

when i was on x i masturbated with a sock until my dick was blistered

it made me feel like a total manwhore so that was fun

did u have those ladies bouncing on ur c[SIZE="2"]o[/SIZE]ck

pretty much

morelike he was bouncing on his lady's ****

ahahahahaha

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im sorry :(

it wasnt meant to be mean or nuthin

:p no sex happened anyway

sup fags

b[I]i[/I]tches and spliffs

listening to black flag and thinking about showering

Cool, I was just getting some sun while smoking a bowl. I'm thinking about rolling a joint.

some old lady just called me wondering if i had any apartments for rent

okay

you should have said she could rent out your apartment for sex

[QUOTE=masscows;17483781]some old lady just called me wondering if i had any apartments for rent

okay[/QUOTE]

tell her yes and youd like to meet with her today. then give her the address to the nearest nursing home.

listening to brand new brand new and rejoicing that i no longer have epic blue balls.

im so glad your blue balls are gone Dan

I'm being bored, watching [I]Majesty[/I] and thinking about taking a nap

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17483820]tell her yes and youd like to meet with her today. then give her the address to the nearest nursing home.[/QUOTE]

it went more like

me: hello?
her: hi
*pause*
me: can i help you?
her: do you have any [size=1]ap____ts[/size]
me: what? appointments?
her: apartments i'm looking for an apartment
me: uhh no i'm just some random guy idk how you got this number
her: oh ok, thank you
me: yup

[QUOTE=McP3000;17483841]im so glad your blue balls are gone Dan[/QUOTE]

me too harrison. me toooo

nothing to eat

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17483824]listening to brand new brand new and rejoicing that i no longer have epic blue balls.[/QUOTE]

i have blue balls to the point i want to puke blue balls

is the new brand new good? i love them and havent heard anything about it.

its really really pretentious.

but that doesn't stop it from being really good too. idk ill have to listen to it more to really digest it. so far its not as good as the last two albums but better than the debut.

they need to write an album full of Jesus and release it over and over again. i'd be so happy

as long as its new and interesting each time i dont care if they write about Jesus or not