They shaved my cat's butt.

It's so gross lookin', with these big holes where they drained it and crap.

And I just had the NASTIEST Japanese food in my entire life ever. So greasy I couldn't even finish the rice =/

Thanks for the image!

everyone else on this page has thousands of more posts than me.

Haha, at least you don't have to worry about waking up to it tomorrow morning.

Somedays he wakes me up that way.

I just beat Mario Party 4 after having it for like 3 years. It's been so long since I played that game.

Mario Party is where its at. I used to play that all the time with my friends. I have 1 and 2. Man those minigames were the ish. Yo I remeber there was a musical minigame where you have to move the cursor to play the drums in time. Little did I know, I was training Donkey Kong to be the next Thomas Lang.

The best game by far on MP4 is the one where there's 3 people in balloons, and one person in a spiky ball. The one person has to roll around and pop the other 3, but you can jump away, and when we play, we always jump over the person in the spiky ball, makes it so much better.

Haha, that minigame is awesome. I like being the spikeball.

My little brother has Mario Party 6 or 7 or whatever number they're on now. It's pretty lame and not as fun as the other ones :upset:.

I remember there was 1...2...and then like 5.

It was a very wth moment.

[QUOTE=Aaron;13291997]You might be allergic to alchohol. It's more common than people think.[/QUOTE]


yeh you could be right hey zombiecock

I used to greatly enjoy alcohol and the effects of it, but then every time I got drunk, we'd do the same things and it got to the point where I can have just as much fun sober, without paying money for booze, and having the benefit of being sober. :lol:

sic why the name change?

zombiecock, lol

[QUOTE=Sync0pation;13293037]sic why the name change?[/QUOTE]
I was never really a fan of "sic", just felt I'd rather have a different name.

Does anyone know why eating asparagus makes your urine smell so strong and so pungent a few hours later?

It's not like I go out of my way to smell my own piss, but just standing there I caught a whiff, and was like "whoa, ...."

Ewwww. Piss-wafter.

:lol: I've heard it does, but to be honest, I've never eaten enough asparagus to really smell anything.

The real question is, what does it do to the taste... :naughty:

I persoanlly can't vouch for this but I have heard that it makes semen taste extremely bitter.

My friend's girlfriend said sweet fruits make semen taste sweeter. Her and my friend did a test on it. :lol:

Watermelon especially......so I've heard

[quote=some jive turkey;13293193]Watermelon especially......[COLOR=Red]so I've heard[/COLOR][/quote]

don't lie. you know you know for a fact, quite trying to play it off like you've only [I]heard.
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I'm trying to do some pretty big math, and the numbers seem way too high for this to be right. I wish I took a better math class in high school. :lol: My class only briefly touched on this subject. And I always thought I'd never use math when I got out of school...

Well this is the only real thing I'd use it for, but still.

Stay in school kids.

crap, you got me.....

i'm really in the closet,,....
*sarcasm*

honesty really is the best policy. it's best to come clean now rather than live with your lies.

yeah, we're fine with pole-smokers here at d&p hahahahah

my wrist hurts today,...I think I may have overextended it when stretching it.

I have been practicing a lot the past 2-3 days.

[quote=some jive turkey;13293264]my wrist hurts today,...I think I may have overextended it when stretching it.

I have been practicing a lot the past 2-3 days.[/quote]

hurt wrist? i think we all know what you've been practicing.

[QUOTE=Aaron;13293242]yeah, we're fine with pole-smokers here at d&p hahahahah[/QUOTE]


yeh you love it

Come to think of it, my wrists have been sore for the past 3 years. :naughty:

no,..it's my other wrist.:naughty:

this place is gay.

it seems so