dude i'm just saying... if you have to take a sh[B]i[/B]t, you go sit on the toilet, it comes out, and that's it, you're done... i don't understand why the process of squeezing out a little egg has to be so weird and complicated and mood-altering

If that were funny...













Then I would have laughed.

Because when you're ovulating, the egg is making it's way down from the ovaries to the uterus. In preparation for possible pregnancy, the uterus grows a thicker lining that the egg, if fertilized, will attatch to.
But if the egg isn't fertilized, then the uterus has no need for the lining, so it sheds the extra blood and tissue that makes up the lining.


The bleeding isn't bleeding like cut your arm. It's slow random seeping. It takes forever.

why so much hate Loser..

ok so where does all the other crap come into play... you're releasing genetic tissue and that causes you to cramp up and crave chocolate and get incredibly pissed off at random little things? that makes no sense

well, its like an increase of estrogen... but i dont know how exactly it increases.

Your body releases a chemical to make the uterus contract so that it force the lining through your love hole. These chemicals cause the muscles in your lower abdomen to cramp up.



PMS and cravings is just hormones.

ok... well that's weird...

i feel like a little kid learning what makes a ball bounce for the first time... but you know since i don't happen to own a v[B]a[/B]gina and that's not a topic they cover in school i never knew all this

I don't have a vagina either.


I just like to tuck my c[B]o[/B]ck between my legs and pretend.

haha like the guy on silence of the lambs... buffalo bill or whatever... except he actually made a woman suit

[quote=Janeway;13974960]I don't have a vagina either.


I just like to tuck my c[B]o[/B]ck between my legs and pretend.[/quote]

yeah that's not one of the things i missed.

[quote=maniac0796;13973268]Get the Subaru, my neighbour has one. He makes that thing go like sh/t off a shovel. He doesn't even have the WRX one actually, just a normal one, and if I'm right the WRX has a much finer tuned and more powerful engine, so you can go even faster![/quote]
Ah, excellent. The other great thing about it apparently is that the AWD makes it much easier to take off quickly, with little wheel spin, and curves are easy to take quickly, even in poor conditions.

Heh, i was stood at the bus stop on the main road with my friend, and my neighbour came out of our road, turned onto the main road, and by the time he got to us (about 80 meters), he must of been at at least 60MPH. He also does little wheelspins and stuff when he goes.

I'd buy one!

hahaha there ya go showin off for the kiddies

That's it though, he wasn't, that's how he drives. When he goes to work every morning in his VW pickup, he just rags that thing.

He's about 25-30, and owns a bike shop over in the next village.

[QUOTE=wesm9787;13974845]ok so where does all the other crap come into play... you're releasing genetic tissue and that causes you to cramp up and crave chocolate and get incredibly pissed off at random little things? that makes no sense[/QUOTE]

Do you actually know any girls in real life, or did you just get all that from TV?

Mine is 3 days, not 5, I don't crave, I don't cramp, I don't get headaches, and I don't have any form of mood-swings other than the norm.

It's different for everyone. I know chicks who are on for 8 days, and their cramps and migrains make them puke.

Finishing a basement sucks. For the last 2 days I've been stuck down there working on it.

For the last week I've just wanted a day where I can just sit at home in my pj's and relax, but I've been busy every day. I got an hour yesterday where my parents went for breakfast with friends, but I got 2/3 done The Virgin Suicides then they came home and I wasn't able to hear anything going on in the movie so I had to pause it and save it for another day. :(

If I finish drywalling the basement today, tomorrow I can hopefully just relax.

oooooh yyeeaah! (Duffman voice)

I got myself a nice cold fosters.

Every day I come home at 3, put pajamas on, drink some coffee, and do absolutely nothing until 10.

f[I]u[/I]ck me.

Jets lost.

Have a beer

[QUOTE=Sunshine;13975425]Do you actually know any girls in real life, or did you just get all that from TV?[/QUOTE]

my sister and my ex-girlfriend... most of the other girls i've known never really talked about it much but i've been around them during it... but yea, i know it's different for everyone... my ex-gf was one of the ones that got it really bad and she'd flip out over absolutely nothing... i'd try to hug her and she'd get mad because me hugging her made her feel fat somehow... then she'd be mad at me the rest of the day because i supposedly thought she was fat... i guess i just don't understand that part of it... but then again i'm a guy so what do i know

What else is new?



I want to read about Norse mythology. I just went to the bookstore yesterday and bought Naked Lunch. I still have to read Sick:An Anthology of Illness by John Edward Lawson, The Menstruating Mall by Carlton Mellick III, and Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk.
I know if I don't keep to my reading schedule that all of those books will never get read, but I don't feel like reading any of them. I don't have any norse books, either.

And I have a $16+ fine at the library, so I can't go there. =/

can't you just pay off the $16?

pay it you bum

Don't want to.

I'll just have to use my sisters card...

[url]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/369148/my_birthday_disaster/[/url]

Watch, laugh and pity.

I feel terrible for her.


I would have called social services.

If someone bought me a Saab for my birthday I'd go ****ing nuts. I love Saabs. I wouldn't care what colour it was.

She's just a spoilt little bitch who should of died at birth.

wow... don't you just hate when daddy buys you the wrong color car...

Saabs are expensive a[B]s[/B]s cars.

She deserves a f[B]u[/B]cking piss yellow Yugo.

I agree with this dude.

What a cun[B]t[/B] i also would go mental if i had a car for my birthday, id even be tempted to run around naked.

"But daddy its the wrong colour"

*pulls out rifle and plane ticket to america*

[quote=Janeway;13975819]Saabs are expensive a[B]s[/B]s cars.

She deserves a f[B]u[/B]cking piss yellow Yugo.[/quote]

she deserves a turd brown reliant robin!!!

And yes, Saabs are very expensive. We used to have a 900, we got it second hand. The parts for it were expensive, and whenever we took it to the Saab garage for it's checkup, the prices on some of the cars there, are insane.

Ahahaha. I had to look up reliant robin on google.

It's like the Yugo but 3x more retarded.

I do like the new concept one alot............its sexified!

[IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e317/trecoolisawsome/aerox.jpg[/IMG]

My custom Saab cost a lot :(

[IMG]http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y215/fbb_maniac/saab.gif[/IMG]

Ha looks good man.

I'd like a Pontiac Solstice.

They're not too expensive. They start at $19k.

I just stumped my friend a peach.

He has a mop on his head basically and his mum bought him straightener's for crimbo, we all take the pis[B]s[/B] out of him for this.

This is a convo i had about 5 mins ago with him on msn......

Mate: ryt m8 u cumin out 2moz n?

Me:what did you just say, straighteners?

Mate: i sed u cumin out 2moz if u dont il straiten u bent boi

Me:Im perfectly straight my friend, its you who is the bent one and in need of straighteners to straightener yourself out.

I thought that was an awsome response.........................:)

my mom keeps callin my cell, so i just open it and close it
hahaha