yeah so I just watched a video of a guy stretching his urethra with a big pole o.O

Why Zowe, why?

it looked interesting :upset:

it was :D

I'll speak for the guys in this thread.

OH MY GOD THAT MUST HURT SO BAD

Speak for yourself

he looked like he was enjoying it!
It was like an s&m video he had ball clamps and other contraptions attached too

Adam enjoys a good stretch of his uretha.

Oh my god i had no idea there was a UK thread

There isnt

you're dreaming.....

go back to sleep.
sleep
sleep


shhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Aww bollocks. My friday has been ruined, i have to go and get a birthday card for my mum.

It ruins my plan to do as little as possible

make it for her :thumb:
they always go down well.

Theres no resources here, unless I make one by cutting letters out of magazines, but that seems a bit like a stalkers calling card

Whoa, one of my teachers is a semi-professional photographer, and charges £495 per day of photography.

Bah.

Tutorial tomorrow, i have to sit with my tutor and we go threw all my work and talk and stuff.

Ive just had to catch up on it, im not entierly done but i dont think that matters too much though.

Might as well call FOAD at an ungodly hour.

Because I can.

Man, staying up this late is loads of fun, particularly when your primary activity is watching "Return of the Jedi" with a couple of guys and making commentary the whole way through. That is actually a very entertaining way to spend two hours or so.

It's even better if you try and do the commentary in character as the people on screen.


"Ow, lava hurts"

OK I'm going to a fancy dress party tomorrow and I have no idea what to go as.

Any ideas?

Is there a theme?

I tend to go to fancy dress affairs as Fidel Castro

Halloween theme.

Fidel Castros not too scary anymore tbh.

A camp Michael Myers

so we recorded Twist and Shout today. it was incredibly hot in the recording room. i mucked up quite a few times on teh bass (we only got 2 takes). then we did 2 'vocal chords'. i can't sing, and you can here my terrible 3rd harmony on there. it was a laugh though. if i get a copy i'll show you guys.

[QUOTE=ChodaBoy;13475371]A camp Michael Myers[/QUOTE]

Only I'm not obese :(

Michael Myers wasn't obese - you may be thinking of Michael Moore?

Michael Myers was the bad guy from the "Halloween" movies, unless I'm mistaken (which is likely)

Oh yeah :lol:
Good idea.

Nobody deserves to be Michael Moore, its the worst punishment around

ARHGHEH

/me goes into morrisons, talks to dept manager..

"i need to drop a load of hours"
"why?"
"because im doing to many and i cant coap with uni....."
"oh ok, well you cant"
"why?"
"we need you on"
"so, my work is more imporant, i need to do it properly"
"do it in your free time"
"i have no free time"
"after christmas i could drop you an hour or two"
" :rolleyes: "
/me walks off.

/me looks into the future.

/me walks into morrisons tomorrow and hands in my notice.

The bell end. You should write a letter of complaint OR do what Joe Strummer did when he got refused less hours at morrisons

Thats right you are thinking what II'm thinking :cool:

What did joe strummer do?

Im gonna go into personel tomorrow and see what they say, if they say the same, im handing in my notice, then this time next week i will be jobless, which sucks, coz i realy need the money, bad.

Thats bloody stupid. Uni is more important. They can't expect you to work all the time at crappy morrisons and fail with your work.

Tell em tough sh[I]i[/I]t.

[QUOTE=Untitled;13476010]What did joe strummer do?

Im gonna go into personel tomorrow and see what they say, if they say the same, im handing in my notice, then this time next week i will be jobless, which sucks, coz i realy need the money, bad.[/QUOTE]

Joe Strummer formed The Clash