dog saliva is the god of medicine.

[QUOTE=masscows;18157277]I went to her apartment to confront her about cheating, she seemed like she regretted it but after like 15 minutes of talking to her she started being a complete bitch (like usual) and had a laundry list of complaints about me so I just told her to delete my number and left.

I don't really feel any different now than I did before I started dating her, tbh.[/QUOTE]

When did this happen?

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;18157282]When did this happen?[/QUOTE]

A little less than a month ago

Oh nice, I thought you would've been destroyed if you broke up.

slutz up in dis piece

Austin I would just like to commend you on actually making it last night and providing us with alcohol it was a good time.

sieg didnt get sick either man i got lucky

Yeah once we got some food in our system we seemed to sober up pretty fast.

Walking around downtown at night makes you realize how little there is to do if you're not 21 though haha.

still nothing to do if you're over 21

there's always internet

internet = way more interesting and entertaining than irl

admit it

[quote=Highschool Soccer Girls;18157284]timjim are you serious cuz my dog's been tryin to lick this shit but i've been like "no" cuz i love my dog

but if you're being serious i'm gonna slap some peanut butter on this shit because it is getting out of control and i'm worried. what if i meet the girl of my dreams i can't keep this shit secret forever[/quote]
it has coagulents in it but not wart stuff, i was only kidding

[quote]internet = way more interesting and entertaining than irl

admit it[/quote]

lol

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1SuMgOnaXk#t=3m35s[/url]

adbbbb in a nutshel

nah i cant fuck girls online

i mean you can wack off yeah but they dont know youre doing it so whats the point

true enough

Brent if you ever come here I'm gonna take you out to do something and I promise you'll enjoy it.

[QUOTE=adb;18157301]internet = way more interesting and entertaining than irl

admit it[/QUOTE]

looooooooool

dude come on, seriously

by more entertaining I mean more laughs per minute

Brent did you know they have metal pubs around here.
[B][I]
metal pubs
[/I][/B]

do you have to dress like a faggot to enter?

might not be fun for someone who doesn't drink or listen to good metal

[QUOTE=Angmar;18157313]Brent did you know they have metal pubs around here.
[B][I]
metal pubs
[/I][/B][/QUOTE]

why would I want to see a bunch of generic dumbass metalheads getting drunk

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18157316]do you have to dress like a faggot to enter?[/QUOTE]

welcome to club mappy

so judgmental

brent they have tech clubs in pa you should come here

steve, you know I'm only judgmental because I know the target audience of everything

you can rip me all u want but it's all about demographics js

also psychographics

wanna go to a metal bar all fratted out

[QUOTE=RetiredAt21;18157321]brent they have tech clubs in pa you should come here[/QUOTE]

no azn girls no care

I don't mean to be a dick dude but you can't really pretend to know about all people and [B]demographics [/B]if you don't get out much.

Not trying to spark an argument but it's a simple fact.

yeah because you'd start so many conversations with random azn chicks at a bar brent

[QUOTE=adb;18157319]welcome to club mappy[/QUOTE]

excuse me?