[QUOTE=Explosivo]Well.. I got shot, I fractured my ankle to the point of inducing permanent, deafeningly painful arthritis, I got less pay than I was supposed to because they don't seem to like me [i]and[/i] I almost didn't come home because they tried to send me one-way to Milwaukee, WI instead of Milwaukie, OR.[/QUOTE]

You got shot during basic training :amaze:

[QUOTE=PDWAB]Whoa, didn't see that coming.[/QUOTE]

Thing is, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, because it really could be either one and it would make perfect sense.

[QUOTE=BridgeToSolace]Thing is, I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, because it really could be either one and it would make perfect sense.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I haven't figured it out either.

[QUOTE=chumpradio]That sucks.
Where did you get shot? Unless you got shot in the ankle, and I just misunderstood.[/QUOTE]

[quote=Me]Somehow one of the men under my command during a training exercise wound up with a live round in their blank magazine. They didn't keep their weapon on safe while moving, they tripped and squeezed the trigger. The round richocheted (sp?) about 50 meters out, came back and hit me square in the center of my chest. It penetrated the front of my LBV, my BDU top, slammed into my dog tag and stopped in my flak vest.[/quote]

I fractured my ankle on a road march.

Hi Jared!!!

[QUOTE=firecrackercheese]Hi Jared!!![/QUOTE]

Howdy, love :)

Sucks jared.

[QUOTE=Untitled]Sucks jared.[/QUOTE]

No, [i][b]you[/b][/i] sucks Jared. :mad:

[QUOTE=Explosivo]No, [i][b]you[/b][/i] sucks Jared. :mad:[/QUOTE]
eh.

5 letter rule+

Anyway, Jared. That sucks.
Are you going to start posting again then?
Kif has almost caught up to your postcount. :eek:

[QUOTE=chumpradio]Anyway, Jared. That sucks.
Are you going to start posting again then?
Kif has almost caught up to your postcount. :eek:[/QUOTE]

No, I'll never start posting again. I'm not posting now.

Don't give me backtalk, bitch. :angry:
So I take that as a yes then.

[QUOTE=Explosivo]No, I'll never start posting again. I'm not posting now.[/QUOTE]
:confusionontheinternet:

[QUOTE=chumpradio]Don't give me backtalk, bitch. :angry:
So I take that as a yes then.[/QUOTE]

That depends on your definition of the word 'yes'.

[QUOTE=Explosivo]That depends on your definition of the word 'yes'.[/QUOTE]
Even more backtalk?
I guess you win this time. :(

[QUOTE=chumpradio]Even more backtalk?
I guess you win this time. :([/QUOTE]

Touche. Mark that on the wall of weird.

Hey Jared. :wave:

Brian: Can I get the Tony Hawk soundtrack now?

[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]
Brian: Can I get the Tony Hawk soundtrack now?[/QUOTE]
Eh, I'm still working on getting the last couple tracks. Hopefully I'll be able to get them tonight. Sorry. :(

I'll let you know if I manage to get them...

Alright, thanks. No hurry.

Some CD's that I bought while I wasn't home include:

A7X - City Of Evil
Black Eyed Peas - Monkey Business
Coldplay - X&Y
Gorillaz - Demon Days
SOAD - SOAD
SOAD - Steal This Album
SOAD - Toxicity
SOAD - Mesmerize
Sublime - Sublime
Sublime - 40oz to Freedom
Tool - Aenema
Tool - Lateralus
MCR - Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge
RATM - RATM
The Killers - Hot Fuss (Limited Edition)
Whatever the new Transplants CD is titled

Hi Jared

/me goes back to class

[QUOTE=zeppelinfan2k3]Hi Jared

/me goes back to class[/QUOTE]

Hi Vince

/me goes back to chillaxing

Monkey Buisness.... awesomeness.

My humps.


Are you still in the army/hows that going/is it fun?

[QUOTE=Tjebby]Monkey Buisness.... awesomeness.

My humps.


Are you still in the army/hows that going/is it fun?[/QUOTE]

That song quite truthfully gave me a boner the first time I listened to it.

I'm no longer answering questions about the army.

[QUOTE=Explosivo]Whatever the new Transplants CD is titled[/QUOTE]
Haunted Cities. It's a pretty good album.

Gah, my dog is sitting next to me and she keeps farting.

Read the last 1 or 2 pages Tjebby.

[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]Haunted Cities. It's a pretty good album.

Gah, my dog is sitting next to me and she keeps farting.[/QUOTE]

I'll give it a spin next.

I keep farting.

[QUOTE=allofmeoliveme]Haunted Cities. It's a pretty good album.

Gah, my dog is sitting next to me and she keeps farting.[/QUOTE]
I hate dogs so much.

[QUOTE=Untitled]I hate dogs so much.[/QUOTE]
They are stupidly annoying.



NP: David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust

Cats > Dogs (I think thats the right way round)