mine are non-existant

[QUOTE=Dr. Jake Destructo;17480879]I saw a bolemic one at a uni I played lacrosse at. It was really weird because they showed her cruising around campus and I was like uh wtf. Show is so ****ed up though, she ate like 3 days worth of food in one sitting and she would purge whenever she got full and just press on.
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you played lacrosse. i play lacrosse.

your name is jake. my name is jake.

we should be pals.

god i ****ing love bright eyes

[QUOTE=Happy;17481447]The signature makes them better?

I got some awesome headphones a while ago and they make everything sound amazing.[/QUOTE]

Mine doesn't have the signature man... it just rules so hard... perfect sound quality.

i washed my skullcandies and had to let them dry for a week

but they work now :)P

can we just talk about what a genius conor oberst is

we can talk about what a faggot he is instead

nope

[QUOTE=illmitch;17481485]can we just talk about what a genius conor oberst is[/QUOTE]

ive got like 100 hipster girls on myspace that wouldnt mind spending an entire day doing this with you

there was like a half a year where i was obsessed with bright eyes

nowadays ill put on one of his songs and then spend hours listening

i seriously remember listening to the song "let's not **** ourselves (to love and to be loved)" and breaking out in tears

i probably thought that was the greatest song ever when i was 14

its still one of the greatest songs ever tbh

ive never really listened to him, but the couple songs ive heard over the years werent bad

im not really a fan of his later material, but i ****ing love his first three albums

sup bros

[QUOTE=illmitch;17481512]i seriously remember listening to the song "let's not **** ourselves (to love and to be loved)" and breaking out in tears[/QUOTE]

I think I must have the wrong song or something :-/

last night SUCKED SO BAD

no way it was as bad as my series of hypochondriac panic attacks about me potentially having std's

which it turns out as my doctor told me today is unlikely so phew

but anyway divulge info about your night to us harrison

i passed out standing up from seeing too much blood, almost cut my head open again, making a complete *** outta myself
girl im going out with on wednesday (first date i guess) texted me and asked me if she could bring one of her friends WTF
and my sister got rushed to the emergency room for swine flu and like a 104 fever, almost stopped breathing, etc

cool story bro

foad

Drinking all my beers I found at Reading festival after people were too lazy to take them home. F[size=2]u[/size]ck yeah.

[quote=McP3000;17481572]i passed out standing up from seeing too much blood, almost cut my head open again, making a complete *** outta myself
girl im going out with on wednesday (first date i guess) texted me and asked me if she could bring one of her friends WTF
[/quote]i like to bring a mutual friend along first dates just in case its awkward

[QUOTE=McP3000;17481572]i passed out standing up from seeing too much blood, almost cut my head open again, making a complete *** outta myself
girl im going out with on wednesday (first date i guess) texted me and asked me if she could bring one of her friends WTF
and my sister got rushed to the emergency room for swine flu and like a 104 fever, almost stopped breathing, etc[/QUOTE]

**** got me beat

[QUOTE=TimJim;17481615]i like to bring a mutual friend along first dates just in case its awkward[/QUOTE]

that defeats the entire purpose of a date

I've never got the whole yank 'dating' thing in the first place.

yeah nobody does that anywhere else

They don't.

yeah dude i know nobody it's those stupid americans i tell ya