[QUOTE=The Stig;18156887]Well I had a bunch of Asian girls in the dorm who wanted to learn how I made pasta, [B]but I guess you would have just creamed your pants at an outgoing asian let alone 5 so yeah just fuck off you tit
[/B]
But yeah the other two playing with us were mediocre[/QUOTE]

OH SHIT

i lol'd

hahahaha

o man 5

*bacon cooker

o wow frying pan

paul goin in

hahaha

[I]As I rapidly roar toward middle-age, I have not been paying as much attention to my diet as I should. Then on my forty-something birthday, my friend gave me this Presto 05100 PowerCrisp Microwave Bacon Cooker. It was one of the best gifts I've ever received. Besides removing unhealthy grease and fat from my bacon, it actually is neater and more convenient than using a frying pan. But health, convenience and neatness be darned! The bacon tastes great! This is a great product.[/I]

i want 1

[QUOTE=The Stig;18156887]Well I had a bunch of Asian girls in the dorm who wanted to learn how I made pasta, but I guess you would have just creamed your pants at an outgoing asian let alone 5 so yeah just fuck off you tit

But yeah the other two playing with us were mediocre[/QUOTE]

hahaha

extroverted asian girls

not sure if want

[QUOTE=adb;18156929]extroverted asian girls

not sure if want[/QUOTE]

derp

my life currently revolves around receiving a fb friend request from a cute azn girl who likes simpsons and internet memes

it will make or break my entire being

she hasnt accepted you yet?

lol typical adb behavior

[QUOTE=Aakon_Keetreh;18156942]she hasnt accepted you yet?[/QUOTE]

no I msg'ed her mine

rookie mistake

she'll never add you

[QUOTE=adb;18156949]no I msg'ed her mine[/QUOTE]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

frankie what u know bout bitches

more than you

single by choice

gonna have to back fwankie on this

[QUOTE=emilyyy;18156904]*bacon cooker[/QUOTE]

i lost

someone make me some bacon

i mean i could be wrong but

i don't think I am

and a girl who likes the simpsons and memes, if shes attractive you're bound to have comeptition adb, guarnteed bro

if someone i was chillin with brought up memes i would punch them in the fucking face

EDIT: girl or not dont matter

:lol:

in my experience girls who know the basics meme are well sought after, same if they play vidya games.

Never saw the attraction myself those types of girls annoy the fuck out me. Pretentious indie girls with morals are a challenge and I love it.

i thought you fuck fatties

[QUOTE=2muchket!;18156969]i mean i could be wrong but

i don't think I am

and a girl who likes the simpsons and memes, if shes attractive you're bound to have comeptition adb, guarnteed bro[/QUOTE]

yeah

bwent expand ur horizons dawg