And leather pants, you need leather pants to be metal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFMoS6bknq0

Or just to be a sexy man, so it seems.

[quote=funkyhoney;17424651]And leather pants, you need leather pants to be metal.[/quote]

I've got one better:

[img]http://begreenman.com/Assets/independent.jpg[/img]


Acid trips and Green Man are pretty metal.


Also, this made me laugh:

[img]http://www.thebadchemicals.com/comics/2009-08-07-do-as-i-say.jpg[/img]

I just got hit by a car.
I'm alive though, apparently.

lolwut

Really? How'd that happen?

I was pedalling through a back alley to my favourite bike store to buy a helmet, and this car came screaming into the alley behind me and clipped my shoulder with his side mirror. I went down on my right hip and cut my hand open pretty bad.

I bought a good helmet.

Did he stop?

Briefly, to ask if I had broken anything/see if I was alive.
I told him I was ok, I was just bleeding a lot, and he said ok then and left.

You're lucky it wasn't a woman driving.









[IMG]http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/sius/2270457460_9e38b86b79.jpg[/IMG]

He was driving a lady car, so that's probably why he hit me at all.
There was blood all over the sidewalk outside of the bike store from my hand, but it stopped bleeding pretty quickly. They made me sit down and let me use their sink and stuff.
So yeah, that's been my day. What's up?

Eh, not much. Having a lazy day. Went to a friend's birthday party and got suitably destroyed. It was pretty ridiculous.

Glad to hear it.
I took stock of my liquor cabinet, and realized need to finish it all in about 10 days. What do I do, Ben?

Is that a real question?

[quote=Efrim;17425255]Glad to hear it.
I took stock of my liquor cabinet, and realized need to finish it all in about 10 days. What do I do, Ben?[/quote]

You priority ship it to me and I'll take care of it this weekend for you.

You're obviously still recovering from the accident and can't consume your regular dosage of liquor.

On the contrary, a glass of bourbon would steady my nerves and improve my fortitude.

I've been buying 40s of gin and bourbon of various kinds to test them in cocktails, so I have a few to push through.

I believe in you. Conversely, you can mail them to me as a belated birthday present.

[quote=Efrim;17425337]On the contrary, a glass of bourbon would steady my nerves and improve my fortitude.

I've been buying 40s of gin and bourbon of various kinds to test them in cocktails, so I have a few to push through.[/quote]

Might I ask why you have such a short timeframe to finish them off?

[QUOTE=FunkMetalBass;17425362]Might I ask why you have such a short timeframe to finish them off?[/QUOTE]

I'm leaving for Montreal on the 22nd. I'll need about two days for the packing, bike dismantling etc, so 10 is about right.

Ben, when you come to Montreal, I will buy you whiskey and make you drink it for your birthday.

[QUOTE=Efrim;17425369]I'm leaving for Montreal on the 22nd. I'll need about two days for the packing, bike dismantling etc, so 10 is about right.

Ben, when you come to Montreal, I will buy you whiskey and make you drink it for your birthday.[/QUOTE]

:( I don't like whiskey and you know this.

I'll settle for another pickle, though. >_>

[QUOTE=BenJammin;17425377]:( I don't like whiskey and you know this.

I'll settle for another pickle, though. >_>[/QUOTE]

Ok. It will be at the bottom of a bottle of whiskey.

[QUOTE=Efrim;17425384]Ok. It will be at the bottom of a bottle of whiskey.[/QUOTE]

You bastard.

One of my temporary housemates just gave me a bottle of Grand Marnier. Now I have to drink that too.

[IMG]http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090630.gif[/IMG]

[quote=Efrim;17425491][IMG]http://zs1.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090630.gif[/IMG][/quote]

I laughed pretty hard at this the other day.

I pretty much always laugh really hard at smbc.
I was so excited when I discovered the extra panel when you mouse over the red ball thing. I went back and re read them all just for that.

I'm job hunting online.

Sigh!

[img]http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090809.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=BenJammin;17425515]I'm job hunting online.

Sigh![/QUOTE]

are you checking Craigslist?

Oh, also, check your city's webpage, they usually have a bunch of unspecialized liberal arts type jobs at cities.

[QUOTE=Efrim;17425552]are you checking Craigslist?

Oh, also, check your city's webpage, they usually have a bunch of unspecialized liberal arts type jobs at cities.[/QUOTE]

The only job listings on Fredericton's website are government. Fredericton doesn't have a Craigslist, but I checked Kijiji to no luck. I'm setting up a profile with the Canada Job Bank now in hopes that'll maybe yield something.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;17425565]The only job listings on Fredericton's website are government. Fredericton doesn't have a Craigslist, but I checked Kijiji to no luck. I'm setting up a profile with the Canada Job Bank now in hopes that'll maybe yield something.[/QUOTE]

well,work fo the guvment.