[QUOTE=Riva;15249306]Dude, I'm enjoying myself shooting down your mediocre attempts at humour. If you really want to be kthnxbanned, though, that's fine by me.[/QUOTE]

Why do I get picked on when other people were saying things just as stupid? :(

Im watching the Bob Saget stand-up that just came out and wtf. He seems to keep confusing himself with all this swearing, so to fix it he just swears more.

I've never heard so many ****'s in my life.

Because you were spreading falsehoods.

Plus you're Amerikkkan. Everyone knows how much I hate you guys.

He's such a ****ing moron. Honestly wouldn't care if he died.

[QUOTE=jcs497;15249240]It may seem awkward, but I tend to notice our emotions fluctuate inversely from eachother.
[/QUOTE]

You must be a very happy person then.

NP: Therapy? - Misery

Hayley likes Therapy? Jelle. :) I showed them to her when she was here. She really likes Screamager. And she also digs The Wildhearts too.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15249326]Im watching the Bob Saget stand-up that just came out and wtf. He seems to keep confusing himself with all this swearing, so to fix it he just swears more.

I've never heard so many ****'s in my life.[/QUOTE]

it's weird watching him do anything other then America's Funniest Home Videos. I remember when he was on Entourage, very weird.

Now Saget is talking about rat ****ing and putting his pinky in girls' anuses.

[QUOTE=Riva;15249328]Because you were spreading falsehoods.[/quote]

What makes what I was saying any more attack worthy than Jelle saying Belgians invented Australia?

[quote]Plus you're Amerikkkan. Everyone knows how much I hate you guys.[/QUOTE]

I hate us too. So there.

[QUOTE]What makes what I was saying any more attack worthy than Superpeer saying Belgians invented Australia?[/QUOTE]

I am loveable.

[QUOTE=Luc214;15249350]What makes what I was saying any more attack worthy than Jelle saying Belgians invented Australia?
[/QUOTE]

Well, he's from Europe, where they did invent the name of Australia.

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerardus_Mercator[/url]

we invented the worlds


lol actually he kinda messed up the shape of Australia

A lot of whining has taken place lately...

[QUOTE]You can cauterize your asshole shut, and then when you fart it has nowhere to go. It goes into your body and into your heart and then you have a "fart attack", and then you'll die your last word will be a burp and it'll smell like ****.[/QUOTE]

I seriously don't know whether to laugh or kill myself.

[QUOTE]A lot of whining has taken place lately...[/QUOTE]

Mostly by you! Crybaby!

I'm just bored okay <-<

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15249379]I seriously don't know whether to laugh or kill myself.[/QUOTE]

What the hell? That's just lame. :-/

[QUOTE=Riva;15249385]What the hell? That's just lame. :-/[/QUOTE]

He's clearly high as hell during this stand-up. There's almost no jokes, he's just telling part of a story, getting confused, swearing a lot and telling this one guy in the audience to **** off repeatedly.

[QUOTE=Cocaine;15249379]I seriously don't know whether to laugh or kill myself.[/QUOTE]

That's ****ed up.

okay this is getting more coherent now. he's telling the crowd about rejected America's Funniest Home Videos tapes.

Speaking of stand up, any Eddie Izzard fans here? He's my favorite comedian.

Eddie Izzard is great, my parents have a bunch of tapes of him at home, I should dig them out.

[QUOTE=Superpeer;15249367][url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerardus_Mercator[/url]

we invented the worlds


lol actually he kinda messed up the shape of Australia[/QUOTE]

old maps are cool daaaawwwwwg

Eddie Izzard's [I]Dress To Kill[/I] is one of my favourite stand-up perfomances.

Eddie Izzard is one of my favorite stand up comedians ever.

[QUOTE=Riva;15249452]Eddie Izzard's [I]Dress To Kill[/I] is one of my favourite stand-up perfomances.[/QUOTE]

That's his best stand up imo.

Definite Article is probably his second best.

Man, earbuds sound like **** after you listen to actually nice noise cancellers for a few months. Not that earbuds sound good at any time, but it's more apparent when you haven't adapted to the switch.

im too brokeass

[QUOTE=Nostalgia;15249677]Man, earbuds sound like **** after you listen to actually nice noise cancellers for a few months. Not that earbuds sound good at any time, but it's more apparent when you haven't adapted to the switch.[/QUOTE]

Amen, I hate buds. But I carry around my ipod buds to school because the regular headphones are expensive and big. :(

I can't believe I came from this:

[quote]As I Lay Dying
Hatebreed
Thine Eyes Bleed
Cradle of Filth
Opeth
Nightwish
Dimmu Borgir
Demon Hunter
Meshuggah
Avenged Sevenfold
Sepultura
Rob Zombie
Arch Enemy
HiM
Slayer
Stone Sour
Lamb of God
Mudvayne
Megadeth
Ozzy Osbourne
Rage Against The Machine
Slipknot
Disturbed
Cannibal Corpse (yes I do enjoy them)
Godsmack
Killswitch Engage
Mastodon
Children of Bodom
Seether
System of a Down
Dark Tranquillity[/quote]

To this [quote]!T.O.O.H.!, A Perfect Circle, Abigor, Aborted, Aesop Rock, AFI, Agalloch, Agathodaimon, Aghora, Ahab, Aiden, Akercocke, Amon Amarth, Anata, Angtoria, Anti-Flag, Apotheosis, Appalling Spawn, Arch Enemy, Arctic Monkeys, Arcturus, Arsis, As I Lay Dying, Astriaal, At The Gates, Atrox, Avenged Sevenfold, Babes In Toyland, Bad Religion, Bal-Sagoth, Battle Of Mice, Bear Vs. Shark, Behemoth, Belphegor, Benighted, Between The Buried And Me, Bjork, Black Sabbath, Blind Guardian, Blut Aus Nord, Bob Dylan, Bolt Thrower, Boris, Boris With Michio Kurihara, Borknagar, Bunkur, Burzum, Camel, Candlemass, Cannibal Corpse, Carnival In Coal, Catacombs, Catamenia, Cathedral, Cattle Decapitation, Cave In, Celtic Frost, Cephalic Carnage, Children Of Bodom, Chimaira, Christina Aguilera, Chthonic, City Of Caterpillar, Comus, Converge, Coprofago, Cradle Of Filth, Cream, Cryptopsy, Cult Of Luna, Cynic, Daath, Damn Dirty Apes, Dark Funeral, Dark Tranquillity, Darkthrone, Darzamat, Daughters Of Fission, Dead Can Dance, Decapitated, Deftones, Deicide, Demigod, Demons & Wizards, Desire, Devin Townsend, Diablo Swing Orchestra, Dimmu Borgir, Dimness Through Infinity, Disgorge, Disillusion, Dismember, Dissection, DivineFire, Doomsword, Dr. Octagon, Draconian, DragonForce, Dream Quest, Dream Theater, Dredg, Dropkick Murphys, Drudkh, Dying Fetus, Earth, Electric Wizard, Elend, Eluveitie, Emperor, Enslaved, Entombed, Ephel Duath, Epica, Equilibrium, Esoteric, Estatic Fear, EvilMinded, Evoken, Exodus, Explosions In The Sky, Faith No More, Finntroll, Folkearth, Forest Silence, Funebrarum, Funeral, Funkadelic, Giant Squid, Glass Casket, Glassjaw, God Dethroned, God Is An Astronaut, Godsmack, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Gojira, Gorgoroth, Gorguts, Gorillaz, Gorod, Graveworm, Green Carnation, H.I.M., H.O.P.E, Hanging Garden, Head Control System, Hella, Hellveto, Hollenthon, Horrorpops, Iced Earth, Ihsahn, Immolation, Immortal, Immortal Technique, In Flames, Infected Mushroom, Interment, Intestine Baalism, Into Eternity, Ion Dissonance, Iron & Wine, Iron Maiden, Isis, Isole, Jag Panzer, James Horner, James Plotkin, Javiere Navarrete, Jedi Mind Tricks, Jeremy Soule, Jesu, Joanna Newsom, John Cameron Mitchell, John Zorn, Junius, Kalmah, Kamelot, Karl Sanders, Kataklysm, Katastrophy Wife, Katatonia, Kayo Dot, Khanate, Killswitch Engage, King Crimson, Krisiun, Kronos, Kylahullut, Kyuss, Lacuna Coil, Lair Of The Minotaur, Lamb Of God, Leaves' Eyes, Leviathan, Lightning Bolt, Lost Horizon, Lumsk, Lupe Fiasco, Lykathea Aflame, Made Out Of Babies, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Marduk, Mare, Mastodon, Maudlin Of The Well, Mayhem, Meduza, Melvins, Meshuggah, Mictlantehculti, Minus The Bear, Mirrorthrone, Mithotyn, Monolithe, Monotheist, Monty Python, Moonsorrow, Morphine, Mournful Congregation, Mourning Beloveth, Mr. Bungle, Mudvayne, Murder By Death, Muse, My Bloody Valentine, My Chemical Romance, My Dying Bride, Naglfar, Natas, Nazgul, Necrophagist, Nekromantix, Neptune, Nest, Neurosis, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nevermore, Nightwish, Nile, Nine Inch Nails, Nokturnal Mortum, Novembers Doom, Novembre, Old Man Gloom, On A Pale Horse, Opeth, Orange Goblin, Orchid, Orphaned Land, Outworld, Overkill, P.J. Harvey, Pagan's Mind, Panic! At The Disco, Pantheist, Pearl Jam, Peccatum, Phantomsmasher, Pig Destroyer, Pink Floyd, Poisonblack, Porcupine Tree, Portishead, Primordial, Prince, Prints, Queens Of The Stone Age, Quo Vadis, Rage Against The Machine, Ramones, Ram-Zet, Rhapsody, Ribspreader, Runemagick, Sage Francis, Sahg, Saint Vitus, Saturnus, Scar Symmetry, Seether, Shadows Fall, Shape Of Despair, Sigh, Sigur Ros, Sinergy, Sinister Grace, Sirenia, Slayer, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Soilwork, Solitude Aeturnus, Solstice, Spiral Architect, Spock's Beard, Steve Vai, Stiny Plamenu, Stolen Babies, Stone Sour, Stormlord, Strapping Young Lad, Subterranean Masquerade, Suffocation, Sufjan Stevens, Suicide Commando, Summoning, Sunn O))), Swallow The Sun, Symphony X, Tarot, Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine, Tenacious D, The Abominable Iron Sloth, The Atomic [wash my mouth][wash my mouth][wash my mouth][wash my mouth][wash my mouth]wax, The Black Keys, The Cure, The Dillinger Escape Plan, The Flaming Lips, The Funeral Pyre, The Gathering, The Human Abstract, The Jesus Lizard, The Ladies, The Lord Weird Slough Feg, The Meads Of Asphodel, The Misfits, The Mountain Goats, The Project Hate MCMXCIX, The Shins, The Sins Of Thy Beloved, The Velvet Underground, Theatres Des Vampires, Therapy?, Thergothon, Therion, These Arms Are Snakes, Thine Eyes Bleed, Through The Eyes Of The Dead, Thyrfing, Tiamat, Tiger Army, Toby Driver, Tom Waits, Tool, Torture Wheel, Tristania, Turisas, Tyler Bates, Ufomammut, Ulver, Unexpect, Vader, Vintersorg, Virgin Black, Visceral Bleeding, Vital Remains, Witchcraft, Within Temptation, Wolven Ancestry, Wolves In The Throne Room, Wormed, Wormphlegm, Wraith Of The Ropes, Wyrd, Yearning, Yellowjackets, Yes, Yngwie Malmsteen[/quote]

In less than 2 years. =O

[QUOTE=stevo2112;15249694]Amen, I hate buds. But I carry around my ipod buds to school because the regular headphones are expensive and big. :([/QUOTE]

Yup, same situation for me. :( Though of course it's better than nothing.