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RetiredAt21 02-04-2010 09:18 PM

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17792409]Not too fat that when a bitch is on top she cuts the circulation off to my legs, ya know ?[/QUOTE]

loooooooooool

OvTheFireAndVoid 02-04-2010 09:19 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17792410]eh i'm not trying to **** a fat girl

a little bit chubby is okay[/QUOTE]
Actually a little bit chubby is pretty nice. They're nice to hold... as awkward as that may sound.

2muchket! 02-04-2010 09:19 PM

it's a mood killer yano ?

Jaundice 02-04-2010 09:20 PM

i'd say i probably like holding girlz more than any sex act i've tried

RetiredAt21 02-04-2010 09:20 PM

I like some meat on dem bones.

OvTheFireAndVoid 02-04-2010 09:20 PM

[QUOTE=2muchket!;17792415]it's a mood killer yano ?[/QUOTE]
Yah. I know someone who can vouch for that.

@ Jaundice. Yah. I agree with you there.

Jaundice 02-04-2010 09:21 PM

these days i need a pronounced rib cage

Nepenthe 02-04-2010 09:21 PM

id say youre well on your way to homosexuality alex

RetiredAt21 02-04-2010 09:21 PM

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17792423]id say youre well on your way to homosexuality alex[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Jaundice 02-04-2010 09:22 PM

nah im pretty shallow i've just never enjoyed anything

OvTheFireAndVoid 02-04-2010 09:23 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17792428]nah im pretty shallow i've just never enjoyed anything[/QUOTE]
I could never be shallow..

Nepenthe 02-04-2010 09:24 PM

that doesnt make your case any better

RetiredAt21 02-04-2010 09:24 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17792428]nah im pretty shallow i've just never enjoyed anything[/QUOTE]

Why?

Jaundice 02-04-2010 09:25 PM

idk i usually think the girls are get with are stupid / crazy

i get distracted and ****

oh and cause some girls dont know what they're doing on the real tip

Nepenthe 02-04-2010 09:26 PM

pretty sure when a dude says that hes never enjoyed having sex with a girl it means hes gay idk though my knowledge of homosexuals comes from bruno and the sensation i get when i watch boogie nights

RetiredAt21 02-04-2010 09:26 PM

Crazy girls **** well.

Jaundice 02-04-2010 09:26 PM

lol you wouldn't enjoy the girls im talking about anthoneezy

except maybe like one

2muchket! 02-04-2010 09:27 PM

this is why you need to **** fatties

Nepenthe 02-04-2010 09:27 PM

prob not but i dont like ugly girls and **** so i wouldnt ever find myself in that situation in the first place

RetiredAt21 02-04-2010 09:27 PM

I would never demean myself by ****ing a fat bitch.

Jaundice 02-04-2010 09:28 PM

idk i breifly dated two dime piece chicks

neither one let me **** tho :upset:

2muchket! 02-04-2010 09:29 PM

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17792444]prob not but i dont like ugly girls and **** so i wouldnt ever find myself in that situation in the first place[/QUOTE]

I can see you meeting girls through a prison pen pal service

it'll all be romantic and shiiiiii

Carl Sagan 02-04-2010 09:29 PM

so justin i guess you forgot about me and that one night okay then w/e it just NEVER HAPPENED

RetiredAt21 02-04-2010 09:30 PM

[QUOTE=Carl Sagan;17792451]so justin i guess you forgot about me and that one night okay then w/e it just NEVER HAPPENED[/QUOTE]

xanax is a helluva durg

Nepenthe 02-04-2010 09:31 PM

ive never even been to prison ive only been to jail and county

Jaundice 02-04-2010 09:32 PM

i've only been in a holding cell

OvTheFireAndVoid 02-04-2010 09:33 PM

I've only been in a police cruiser.

Dimmu Burger 02-04-2010 09:33 PM

[QUOTE=OvTheFireAndVoid;17792414]Actually a little bit chubby is pretty nice. They're nice to hold... as awkward as that may sound.[/QUOTE]

this

2muchket! 02-04-2010 09:36 PM

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17792455]ive never even been to prison ive only been to jail and county[/QUOTE]

bound to happen son

I suggest you work on your calligraphy

Dimmu Burger 02-04-2010 09:37 PM

I tend to hang out at the county detention center ;)


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